So far I've seen....

[R D Ramsey]

I think my two favorite items are both rods. Didn't expect that to be the case.

[Brigg]

What the matter with the staff I submitted
"Can't you tell that it plays with life"
Maybe I can try a good enhancement bonus
"Don't make it a Swiss-Army Knife"

"Where have you been taking tips lately, honey."
"I'll never buy that item 'cause it costs too much money"

Everybody's talking 'bout the new list of items
But it's still Superstar to me!

...

<.<

>.>

What have I done...

[frank gori]

947 to go to make this a Champion Thread...

[Matt Morris]

Brigg wrote:

mamaursula wrote:

RPG SuperStar: The Musical

I feel like I could get behind this.

FEATURING great hit songs such as:

"Paizo Wants YOU!"
"My item, My item!"
"Dread the Cull"
"Overpowered, Underpriced"
"Wondrous, Wondrous Items"
"Template-Fu Fighting On!"
"My top 32"
"Damn those Paladins!"

And the big dance number!

"We're all in this together!"

There will be a Gilbert and Sullivan-style patter song featuring all of the entries with alliterative names.

[Jarrett Sigler]

946... Edit: 945!

I couldn't help it... The compulsion came over me.

Edit: ChesterCopperpot! You beat me by seconds!

[frank gori]

Tothric wrote:

946...

I couldn't help it... The compulsion came over me.

hahaha you got ninjaed too

[Feros]

Brigg wrote:

What the matter with the staff I submitted

"Can't you tell that it plays with life"
Maybe I can try a good enhancement bonus
"Don't make it a Swiss-Army Knife"

"Where have you been taking tips lately, honey."
"I'll never buy that item 'cause it costs too much money"

Everybody's talking 'bout the new list of items
But it's still Superstar to me!

...

<.<

>.>

What have I done...

I give you an entry from December 26, 2012, about mid-way through the very first vote.

[Jarrett Sigler]

GM_Solspiral wrote:

Tothric wrote:

946...

I couldn't help it... The compulsion came over me.

hahaha you got ninjaed too

Nothing quite as funny as joke fumbled, I always say.

[pH unbalanced]

Don't tell me the command word. Or the language it's in. Mine will be different.

[Rose Stack]

pH unbalanced wrote:

Don't tell me the command word. Or the language it's in. Mine will be different.

I thought command words were item-specific, but left abstracted? I agree that an item description isn't supposed to spell out what the command word is, but I also don't think the owner of the item gets to choose what it is (unless they create the item maybe?).

I could be wrong, though. Time to go look up the rules for command words!

[quibblemuch]

ChesterCopperpot wrote:

There will be a Gilbert and Sullivan-style patter song featuring all of the entries with alliterative names.

I've got a little list

Of items that never will be missed
No they never will be missed post-cull!

(Apologies to those still stinging - I can't resist a G&S song cue. I'm like Sideshow Bob in that way.)

[Thunderfrog]

If anyone has kept a list of all the items, could I please PM you for the text of one I am trying to track down?

[Minomori]

I really regret not taking notes and keeping records of my voting.

[Cthulhudrew]

ChesterCopperpot wrote:

There will be a Gilbert and Sullivan-style patter song featuring all of the entries with alliterative names.

"I am a Pirate's Ring!

And it is, it is a glorius thing,
to wear a Pirate's Ring!"

[Nickolas Floyd]

Post!

Just doing my part to make it to 5k.

[Thunderfrog]

This ring is better than the heavy fortification armor quality and costs a very small fraction of the price.

Good concept and great imagery, but not enough pricing research.

Only 1000 posts left to 5k.

[frank gori]

quibblemuch wrote:

(Apologies to those still stinging - I can't resist a G&S song cue. I'm like Sideshow Bob in that way.)

Better than the way I'm like Sideshow Bob.

I once stepped on a rake that smacked me in the face so hard it broke my sunglasses... My best friend was struggling between laughing and being concerned. Admittedly I also laughed my a$$ off once the initial shock and pain faded.

[Cthulhudrew]

Hm. Spotted my first ever possible DQ. :(

[Thunderfrog]

Oooh, what's DQable post-cull?

[frank gori]

Dairy Queen

[frank gori]

porn name item vs monk item

scandal ensues

[Thunderfrog]

There's an item out there I consistently misread as "Staff of the Viagra King"

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Thunderfrog wrote:

There's an item out there I consistently misread as "Staff of the Viagra King"

Caution: If Staff remains erect for more than 4 hours...

[Thunderfrog]

Petty Alchemy wrote:

Thunderfrog wrote:

There's an item out there I consistently misread as "Staff of the Viagra King"

Caution: If Staff remains erect for more than 4 hours...

Slam it into the ground to reverse gravity?

[Isaac Volynskiy]

Thunderfrog wrote:

Petty Alchemy wrote:

Thunderfrog wrote:

There's an item out there I consistently misread as "Staff of the Viagra King"

Caution: If Staff remains erect for more than 4 hours...

Slam it into the ground to reverse gravity?

That's but one of the many ways in which it can rock your world.

[frank gori]

Shield duel

[benjamin wilkins]

Oh no! Two of my absolute favorites are up against each other. I can't in good conscience vote against either of these. This isn't fair at all! I may just have to roll a dice to determine who gets the vote...

[Nickolas Floyd]

Thunderfrog wrote:

There's an item out there I consistently misread as "Staff of the Viagra King"

There was one item pre-cull that I misread at a glance as Angle's Areola. Now that is a wondrous item! It was pretty good too if I remember right and I'm surprised if got culled.

Who is going to write up the Staff or Rod of Innuendo?

[Thunderfrog]

I think the Areola item is still around.

I read that too.

[Cthulhudrew]

Nickolas Floyd wrote:

Who is going to write up the Staff or Rod of Innuendo?

Could a Tailpipe Banana be considered a Rod of Innuendo?

[Cthulhudrew]

Wow- I really had to consider these two staves very carefully. Very similar in concept (even names), though different in execution.

[quibblemuch]

GM_Solspiral wrote:

quibblemuch wrote:

(Apologies to those still stinging - I can't resist a G&S song cue. I'm like Sideshow Bob in that way.)

Better than the way I'm like Sideshow Bob.

I once stepped on a rake that smacked me in the face so hard it broke my sunglasses... My best friend was struggling between laughing and being concerned. Admittedly I also laughed my a$$ off once the initial shock and pain faded.

Rrrrr...

That's not quite right. What's the onomatopoeia for that sound he makes when he steps on rakes?

[James Raine]

Nickolas Floyd wrote:

Thunderfrog wrote:

There's an item out there I consistently misread as "Staff of the Viagra King"

There was one item pre-cull that I misread at a glance as Angle's Areola. Now that is a wondrous item! It was pretty good too if I remember right and I'm surprised if got culled.

Who is going to write up the Staff or Rod of Innuendo?

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rods/rod-of-lordly-might

Quote:

The rod of lordly might is metal and thicker than other rods, with a flanged ball at one end and six stud-like buttons along its length. Pushing any of the rod's buttons is an action equivalent to drawing a weapon, and the rod weighs 10 pounds.

ifyouknowwhatimean

[Monica Marlowe]

Brigg wrote:

mamaursula wrote:

RPG SuperStar: The Musical

I feel like I could get behind this.

FEATURING great hit songs such as:

"Paizo Wants YOU!"
"My item, My item!"
"Dread the Cull"
"Overpowered, Underpriced"
"Wondrous, Wondrous Items"
"Template-Fu Fighting On!"
"My top 32"
"Damn those Paladins!"

And the big dance number!

"We're all in this together!"

I dunno, I feel like we're missing the love/marriage song in here.

[Monica Marlowe]

Oh no, my item vs pit crew item.

I did the same thing he would have done. And I would forgive him for doing it.

[James Raine]

"Tactical Engagement Rings"?

[quibblemuch]

mamaursula wrote:

I dunno, I feel like we're missing the love/marriage song in here.

"Single PCs (Put A Ring On It)"

I leave the details of lyrical parody to others, for I am weary at the moment.

[Feros]

mamaursula wrote:

Brigg wrote:

mamaursula wrote:

RPG SuperStar: The Musical

I feel like I could get behind this.

FEATURING great hit songs such as:

"Paizo Wants YOU!"
"My item, My item!"
"Dread the Cull"
"Overpowered, Underpriced"
"Wondrous, Wondrous Items"
"Template-Fu Fighting On!"
"My top 32"
"Damn those Paladins!"

And the big dance number!

"We're all in this together!"

I dunno, I feel like we're missing the love/marriage song in here.

Based on the items this year, might I suggest:

"You are my Spouse, so to You I Cling"

[Azouth]

Thunderfrog wrote:

I think the Areola item is still around.

I read that too.

Is it still in? Make sure to keep us abreast.:p

[Cthulhudrew]

James Raine wrote:

"Tactical Engagement Rings"?

Tactical Engagement Ring

Price Small loan; Slot ring; CL 17; Weight equivalent to heavy burden while worn; Aura faint promise

These rings come in pairs and are magically linked to one another. Once every nine to twelve hours, they allow the both wearers to enter a mage's magnificent mansion. The extradimensional space within the mansion possesses the timeless trait as if it were another plane.

When the wearers emerge, regardless of how much time they spent within the mansion only 1d4+1 rounds have passed in the outside world. If both ring wearers emerge alive, they can make a Diplomacy check towards the other at a -5 penalty. If they both result with an attitude of Helpful towards the other, the rings immediately become rings of bonding. Any other result causes the rings to fall off and become worthless.

Either party can make a Sense Motive check against the other's Bluff skill to add an additional -5 penalty to their partners Diplomacy check.

Construction
Requirements Forge Ring, mage's magnificent mansion, time stop; Cost A lot, plus a small piece of creator's soul

[frank gori]

For the record I'm considering doing a few side quests for my game based on a few of my favorite swarm items

[Cthulhudrew]

I want to see all the Earthbreakers in the competition in a Thunder Dome style gameplay against one another. Use one character build, with the different weapons, and just dice it out and see who emerges triumphant.

[Jacob W. Michaels]

mamaursula wrote:

Oh no, my item vs pit crew item.

I did the same thing he would have done. And I would forgive him for doing it.

So you voted for him?

[Nickolas Floyd]

Thunderfrog wrote:

I think the Areola item is still around.

I read that too.

Not according to the post-cull list of items seen.

[Woody Elliott]

Jacob W. Michaels wrote:

mamaursula wrote:

Oh no, my item vs pit crew item.

I did the same thing he would have done. And I would forgive him for doing it.

So you voted for him?

No he sat down and in an honest way broke down the strengths and weaknesses of each submission and came to a logical conclusion as to which one was truly better without regard to whom the author was...

[Monica Marlowe]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

James Raine wrote:

"Tactical Engagement Rings"?

Tactical Engagement Ring

Price Small loan; Slot ring; CL 17; Weight equivalent to heavy burden while worn; Aura faint promise

These rings come in pairs and are magically linked to one another. Once every nine to twelve hours, they allow the both wearers to enter a mage's magnificent mansion. The extradimensional space within the mansion possesses the timeless trait as if it were another plane.

When the wearers emerge, regardless of how much time they spent within the mansion only 1d4+1 rounds have passed in the outside world. If both ring wearers emerge alive, they can make a Diplomacy check towards the other at a -5 penalty. If they both result with an attitude of Helpful towards the other, the rings immediately become rings of bonding. Any other result causes the rings to fall off and become worthless.

Either party can make a Sense Motive check against the other's Bluff skill to add an additional -5 penalty to their partners Diplomacy check.

Construction
Requirements Forge Ring, mage's magnificent mansion, time stop; Cost A lot, plus a small piece of creator's soul

I hereby award Cthulhudrew the People's Choice Award :-)

[Monica Marlowe]

Jacob W. Michaels wrote:

mamaursula wrote:

Oh no, my item vs pit crew item.

I did the same thing he would have done. And I would forgive him for doing it.

So you voted for him?

hangs head in shame. No man, it was your item, to add insult to injury. But yours came up again the next pairing, so I voted for it then. :-)

[Woody Elliott]

Over 3300 votes in and I just got a new unseen item. What are the odds?

[frank gori]

Woody Elliott wrote:

Over 3300 votes in and I just got a new unseen item. What are the odds?

me too

[Cthulhudrew]

Haha! Item on the left trumps the powers granted by item on the right!

(Not because of how I'm voting- I mean literally because of the abilities of each.)