Land rush: JOIN Kabal


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Hello and greeings!!!

Are you interested in land rush?
Do you have a guild but only a few members are available to participate in the land rush?

Well, how does joining a guild with 10 members, currently 26th on the leaderboard and growing for the land rush sound?

Sounds good right? Yeah we thought so.

Take a read of our info and if joining Kabal in a joint venture with your guild that might only have a couple members in mutual benefit, and cooperation for the land rush and support for your own guild when the game is available, sounds like something you might be interested in,contact us!

Kabal

Honor, Valor, Loyalty

Description:

What is the Kabal? Lets start here. ca·bal [kuh-bal], noun
1.a small group of secret plotters, as against a government or person in authority.
2.the plots and schemes of such a group; intrigue.
3.a clique, as in artistic, literary, or theatrical circles.
verb (used without object), ca·balled, ca·bal·ling.
4.to form a cabal; intrigue; conspire; plot.

Now throw most that crap out the window, why? Because we use a K not a C. Why? Because C is for cookie, and that's good enough for fuzzy blue monsters so its good enough for us.
The Kabal is an extended family, looking out for each other and anyone else that we decide needs looking after, sometimes through a mutual agreement, and sometimes because we F-ing said so.
We are good with a capital..OOD? Maybe just the OD. First rule of the Kabal is, Don't be a dick. Unless you are talking about Tony, you can totally be a dick to that guy because he deserves it.
I would tell you rule number two but then I would have to kill you, and really doing that through this medium would be both expensive and messy, and honestly I don't dislike your maid that much.
The Kabal will unleash its bad-assitude upon all aspects of the river kingdom, based on the desires of its members. We have members waiting to dominate Trade, Crafting, Magic, Ass-Kickery, drinking until you can't stand, Wenching, whatever the female version of wenching is called, Warfare, and laying down the law (for the laws that don't suck anyway).
So when all is said and done, its not a question of, Do you want to be in the Kabal? The question is, Do you have what it takes? (Bribes accepted in the form of red-headed bar wenches)

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Looking forward to good times with you

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vtgamergirl wrote:

Hello and greeings!!!

Are you interested in land rush?
Do you have a guild but only a few members are available to participate in the land rush?

Well, how does joining a guild with 10 members, currently 26th on the leaderboard and growing for the land rush sound?

We have members waiting to dominate Trade, Crafting, Magic, Ass-Kickery, drinking until you can't stand, Wenching, whatever the female...

Amazing how out of date this became so quickly. We are now currently in 12th or 9th place, depending on how you count it, with 32 members.

Our leadership is a mysterious triumvirate that leads our Kabal. Mysterious powers are assumed for mysterious leaders. Mysterious leaders because I've only met their front man, Sunnfire, who might or might not be one of the mysterious leaders of awesome mysterious powers!

Mysteries galore abound in the Kabal. One mystery: How the heck did they come out of nowhere and in the space of two weeks gain so many members to be a top ranked guild? Another mystery: Who really leads the Kabal? A third mystery: How many red-headed bar wenches does it take to really and truly bribe the leadership? [and can I have the brunette ones?]

Join the Kabal and you may find out the answers to these and other mysteries!

Goblin Squad Member

Bunibuni13th wrote:

How many red-headed bar wenches does it take to really and truly bribe the leadership? [and can I have the brunette ones?]

No.. those go to g7goddess, the blond ones are currently unspoken for.

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<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:
Bunibuni13th wrote:

How many red-headed bar wenches does it take to really and truly bribe the leadership? [and can I have the brunette ones?]

No.. those go to g7goddess, the blond ones are currently unspoken for.

Ugh! NOOOOO!!!!! Have very bad memories of the blonde cheerleaders in my class in junior high. Sworn off blondes forever after that!!!!

Unless, you know, they are rich and naturally beautiful and don't spend thousands of dollars on beauty products every month. ;-)

[and people wonder why I'm still single]


<Kabal> Sunnfire wrote:


No.. those go to g7goddess, the blond ones are currently unspoken for.

I do enjoy a good brunette.

Goblin Squad Member

I prefer the wenches that change color randomly. It keeps the mystery...well, mysterious...

JOIN KABAL!

Goblin Squad Member

Is the male version of wenching, gigoloing?

Goblin Squad Member

Oh Great and Mighty Mysterious Masters!
I, this lowly one, have found a way to remove all doubts as to where we should settle in the Towering Land Rush!

Behold Great Ones! Behold!

http://www.museumoftalkingboards.com/katoon1.html
http://www.samstoybox.com/toys/KaBala.html

With this wondrous device, which is named after us, we shall rule over as much of the River Kingdoms as we desire!

Has this lowly one pleased you with this, Oh Munificent Masters?

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