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Goblin Squad Member

Want to be part of the Northern Coalition but aren't part of a settlement? No problem! The settlements of Aragon, Callambea, Freevale and Golgotha are always looking for potential NC members to join their ranks!

Show up and get your tankard of Warstein Ale today!

Goblin Squad Member

*burps*

Hey Kard... I think *hiccup* I think we're out...

*passes out*

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Must make more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just recently bought in and will be playing with the Aeternum guys. Look forward to seeing you all in game

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Jonaontas wrote:
Just recently bought in and will be playing with the Aeternum guys. Look forward to seeing you all in game

The Northern Coalition is not just Aeternum members, so I will extend the welcome to you on behalf of Aragon and the UnNamed Company. We look forward to playing with you as well.

Goblin Squad Member

If you want the benefits of a full non aggression pact with a massive PVP and trade base, then join the Northern Coalition.

Goblin Squad Member

Smashing!

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Xeen wrote:
If you want the benefits of a full non aggression pact with a massive PVP and trade base, then join the Northern Coalition.

And in a land such as the River Kingdoms those benefits are great indeed.


You have been included!

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Milani River wrote:
You have been included!

In?

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The NC NAP isn't for everyone but is it for you? That might just depend on your neighbors. Secure your PvP and trade interests today, join The Northern Coalition.

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Xeen wrote:
Milani River wrote:
You have been included!
In?

The party, of course! :D


Welcome to TNC. You're already accepted!

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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Welcome to TNC. You're already accepted!

Such a great show!

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When the population grows and the map begins to shrink,
When resources dwindle and neighbors grow less neighborly,
When the reality of an open-world PvP game finally hits home,
The strength and experience of your friends will make all the difference.

The Northern Coalition is here for you.

Scarab Sages

The most efficients mercenaries the coins can buy and the fastest caravaneers in River Kingdoms!

All in the reach of your apply.

Goblin Squad Member

The King of the Kind of North invites you to look at our glorious non-aggression pact and consider the benefits applying could give. Those pesky bandits from Aragon always stealing your stuff? The scary necromancers of Golgotha about to crash down on you? Those annoying anarchists from Freevale constantly picketing your crafters for being the “1%”? Not when you are part of the Northern Coalition!

Join now, while stocks last!

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Gol Morbis wrote:
Join now, while stocks last!

Wait...the kind you save up or the kind you put people in?

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... both?

I invested heavily into the Golgothan Free Stock Exchange. I have stocks in stocks.

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I'm not sure I take any stock in that claim...

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Me need sum stock fer dis halfing stew me cookin, where all dis stock youse blahin' about?

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Is there a list of signatories that will be updated? Or did I miss it?

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Current signatories are Callambea, Golgotha, Aragon, and Freevale.


And hopefully more in the future {:

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Would you like to have a non-aggression pack with the Warstein Brewing Company? Would you like to enjoy all the beverages we have to offer, without having to worry as much about getting ganked while you stumble home? Join the Northern Coalition, and drink your fill!

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Aet Kard Warstein wrote:
...a non-aggression pack...

Non-aggression six-, eight-, and twelve-packs, available now! Gotta love how many fermented-malt-beverage references are just waiting for us to use them.

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T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Aet Kard Warstein wrote:
...a non-aggression pack...
Non-aggression six-, eight-, and twelve-packs, available now! Gotta love how many fermented-malt-beverage references are just waiting for us to use them.

Come to Canada. Our preferred pack is the two-four.

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Four for you, two for a guest? Four for now, two for later?

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T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Four for you, two for a guest? Four for now, two for later?

Why on earth would you buy beer in anything less than a 24 pack?

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Aha! You can tell I'm not Canadian :-).

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Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Four for you, two for a guest? Four for now, two for later?
Why on earth would you buy beer in anything less than a 24 pack?

I don't buy beer by the can? Good beer is bottled :p

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Since we're on the topic of beer (a perennial favorite), I'm drinking an amazing barleywine (from a bottle, natch) that is clocking in at 13.2%. As I'm most of the way through the bottle, I'm obviously drunk.

That said, *takes another drink*, how aggressive (read a$$hole-ish) is the rampaging Godzilla Golgatha going to be with its evil plans to attack local non-signators to to this non-aggression pact?

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Golgotha will compete competitively. If you imagine Golgotha as a raging Godzilla, then I believe you fail to understand what it means to be Lawful Evil.

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They are going to be as surgical as a scalpel. What is a threat to them, they'll take out with brutal force, but *only* what they aimed for. Don't want Golgotha to come after you? Don't piss em off. Want them to be friendly? Be nice, set up trade agreements, be friendly yourself. Golgothan's are people of their word.


Yeah, it's people like the UNC and Freevale that y'gotta be careful around. Lawful guys are as surgical as a scalpel. Chaotic guys, well, who needs a scalpel when I have my FISTS

Disclaimer: Dear god, the yapping, King Torg-hailing kobold (ALL HAIL KING TORG) does not represent the intentions of Freevale, the UNC, or himself. If found, please return him to the daycare center at once. If everyone at the daycare center is dead, congratulations! You've just won yourself your very own genuine Kobold Cleaver! Instructions for maintenance are nowhere, because he ate them. Have fun.


Of course, UNC will probably be a bummer and use a sword or something. Wusses.

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I believe that improvised weapon fighting is an art form. Splatter Art. I fully intend to set up a gallery to display my masterpieces. I will call it, 'The Outer Wall'.

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Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf wrote:
Golgotha will compete competitively. If you imagine Golgotha as a raging Godzilla, then I believe you fail to understand what it means to be Lawful Evil.

Lawful evil merely means justifying your aggression. See US foreign policy of the Bush administration. Or colonial European nations in the 17th, 18th & 19th centuries.

Thankfully, I suspect the game mechanics will discourage colonial aspirations since maintaining satellite settlements sounds like a spurious strategy.

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deisum wrote:
Lord Regent: Deacon Wulf wrote:
Golgotha will compete competitively. If you imagine Golgotha as a raging Godzilla, then I believe you fail to understand what it means to be Lawful Evil.

Lawful evil merely means justifying your aggression. See US foreign policy of the Bush administration. Or colonial European nations in the 17th, 18th & 19th centuries.

Thankfully, I suspect the game mechanics will discourage colonial aspirations since maintaining satellite settlements sounds like a spurious strategy.

Please, no real world politics.

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Golgotha attacks!

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Zodd Zerker wrote:
Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Four for you, two for a guest? Four for now, two for later?
Why on earth would you buy beer in anything less than a 24 pack?
I don't buy beer by the can? Good beer is bottled :p

Uhm... If it's not bottles, it's not really a two-four

24 cans is a flat.

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Canadians: more terminology for beer than you thought you'd ever need!

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Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
Zodd Zerker wrote:
Caldeathe Baequiannia wrote:
T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:
Four for you, two for a guest? Four for now, two for later?
Why on earth would you buy beer in anything less than a 24 pack?
I don't buy beer by the can? Good beer is bottled :p

Uhm... If it's not bottles, it's not really a two-four

24 cans is a flat.

Oh my Glob! I need to move to Canada haha

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And I don't even drink it. Beer for Canadians is a bit like the Roughriders for Saskatchewan. You're born a fan whether you like it or not.

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This is a Non-Aggression Pact.

There will be no attacking of other members or territories with two exceptions.

1)An NC member is guarding a war targets caravan. In this case, anything goes.

2)Planned friendly combat.

That is all.

Again, this is a full Non-Aggression Pact.

Scarab Sages

Xeen wrote:
1)An NC member is guarding a war targets caravan. In this case, anything goes.

WE NEED TO TALK!

Joking..

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Kemedo wrote:
Xeen wrote:
1)An NC member is guarding a war targets caravan. In this case, anything goes.

WE NEED TO TALK!

Joking..

I guess I should have stated it as this...

An NC member is guarding another NC members war targets caravan. In this case, anything goes.

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Those are the only exceptions at the moment anyways. I think it's possible other corner cases might be considered.

Goblin Squad Member

Freevale signed on to The Northern Coalition NAP in good faith and we intend to uphold our obligations. NC signatories dropping SAD on NC signatories (or random hostility) is ill advised and not supported by Freevale's direction or our commitment to The NC NAP. Come EE, I am sure we have more terms / conditions / corner cases to discuss. For now, however, the terms are pretty clear.

Scarab Sages Goblin Squad Member

I can visualise a gentlemanly greeting between the NC caravan guard and the NC bandit:

"Oh, fancy meeting you here!"

Then they both wander off, to the sidelines, taking both of themselves out of the fight, and watching how it plays out.

Similar to how Members of Parliament have a buddy system; they know they're going to vote on opposite sides of an issue, cancelling each other out, so they agree with their opposite number, not to waste each other's time, and to go to the pub instead.

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