Captain Kiani should not rule this city because cuando llegamos a la biblioteca, ya estaba en llamas.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he is not against setting books on fire!
Lady Audrey should not not rule this city because she is unaware of the practical reality that, as regrettable as it may be, sometimes you have to break a few eggs to murder a librarian.
GT should not rule this city because all our librarians are eggs, and we will not have the Flame Of Learning extinguished merely to satisfy his warped proclivities.
Pulg should not rule this city until he learns to speak the language of love!
JTDV should not rule this city until they help me give Pulg a "language lesson".
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GT should not rule this city because when he took lessons in the language of love he only learned the curse words.
Kileanna should not rule this city because she can only speak the sign language of love, and we don't want our mayor making those kinds of gestures.
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I have no reasons why Koko should not rule this city. Her combination of basic reasoning skills combined with her ability to tear the arms off corrupt councilmen would be a positive boon to any ruler.
GT should not rule this city because when he took lessons in the language of love he only learned the curse words.
That was marvelous.
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I have no reasons why Koko should not rule this city. Her combination of basic reasoning skills combined with her ability to tear the arms off corrupt councilmen would be a positive boon to any ruler.
GT should not rule this city because when he took lessons in the language of love he only learned the curse words.That was marvelous.
Thanks, you inspired me ;-D
GT shouldn't rule this city because he thinks a gorilla should rule this city... When it's too obvious that she should rule the entire world. It would be a great improvement for the actual rulers...
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The Invenusable Flytrap shouldn't rule this city because its inhabitants are not worthy of being ruled by a superior vegetable being!
Pinecone Girl should not rule this city because ruling this city will mean she never grows into a beautiful pine.
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Pulg should not rule this city because he can't grow into a beautiful pine.
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Vid should not rule this city because just in case that a beautiful pine grew under his beard we would never know.
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A Saliva Colonizer should not rule this city due to the fact that he refuses to dress in dapper clothing.
Flytrap should not rule city, he's too green behind his ears.
Wylliam Harrison should not rule this city because he cannot see where he's going.
IHIYC should not rule this city! Who will be left to terrify our children?
Lucija Lal Rani should not rule this city because it's illegal to look like Boho Cyndi Lauper if you are not actually Boho Cyndi Lauper.
Pulg should not rule the city due to the age-old tradition of the inaugural full-body waxing.
GM_McS should not rule the city due to the age-old tradition of having a full body.
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GoatToucher should not rule this city due to the old-age people he touches.
But they are the ones that vote!
JTD should not rule this city because he just stands there, judging us all with his inscrutable insectoid eyes.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he is naught but a tool of Dr. Warm Suet.
Pulg should not rule this city because he is soaked in warm suet.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he is soaked in warm…
Profanity/Vulgar Speech
… other things.
GM MacShack should not rule this city because he has eyes in the back of his head, which would make him nosey and intrusive.
Just look at them! Yeah, that's his backside. You should see the front.
JTDIII should not rule this city because over 30% of the municipal budget would be diverted to toothpaste and whitening strips for him alone.
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GM_MS should not rule this city because he can't keep his brain-tank free from algae. Get one of those cleaner-fish, old Sport...
I'm hiding in your closet should not rule this city because he hides to much to ever be an effective ruler.
Ancient Dragon Master should not rule this city for we the people demand new blood, not a crust oldy fart.
Fatmanspencer should not rule the city because he questions immortals right to rule.
GoatToucher Should Not Rule This City! GM MacShack DID have a cleaner-fish...until GoatToucher ATE IT.
Yes... I put it in my "mouth". That's right.
Ancient Dragon Master should not rule this city because his name is vague. Is he a master of ancient dragons? If so, why doesn't he use a picture of himself? Is he an ancient dragon who is the master of something? Master of what?
The people deserve to know!
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he tastes everything just like a baby does.
New legislation - puts it in his mouth
Television prompt - puts it in his mouth
New office chair - puts it in his mouth
Meets new voter - well, you get the picture
JDTV should not rule this city because the Vaudeville scene must not be deprived of 'The Whistling Ankheg'
Ancient Dragon Master should not rule this city because his name is vague. Is he a master of ancient dragons? If so, why doesn't he use a picture of himself? Is he an ancient dragon who is the master of something? Master of what?
The people deserve to know!
Excactly this is my problem.
I meant it as Master of Ancient Dragons
But everybody else has weird interpretations of it.
Pulg should not rule this city because he was burnt to ashes.
ADM Should not rule for his name is to vague and the populace needs a more moderate voice, one that can get behind.
The Invenusable Flytrap should not rule this city because we don't cotton to plants round here.
I'm hiding in your closet should not rule this city because he hides to much to ever be an effective ruler. And he creeps out children
ADM should not rule this city because he intends to revive the forbidden worship of rock superstars 'Foreigner'
Pulg should not rule this city because he's hot blooded (I checked it to see), he's got a fever of a hundred and three (Come on baby, do you do more than dance?) he's hot blooded, he's hot blooded!
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JTDV should not rule this city because they are as cold as ice, and willing to sacrifice our love.