IHIYC should not rule this city because the last time he visited the mayor's office he left terrible stains on the carpet. It took Ludmilla days to get them clean!
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IHIYC should not rule this city because he confuses my having something big and covered in ointment in my pocket with being corrupt.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because of old one eye. We can not have an old one eye running this city.
Cold Iron Cow shouldn't rule this city because it's a cow statue.
Sissyl should not rule this city because she's _________! <-- Hey, it's a MadLib! Fill in the blank for Sissyl.
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JTD should not rule this city because all the other Mayors would try and squish him with a rolled-up newspaper.
Pulg should not rule this city because Ludmilla (the custodian for city hall) would constantly be using him to clean the floors of the mayoral office.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because his health care proposal for the city only benefits his clients. Oh how power corrupts.
Ko-Ko the Bold should not rule this city because he's Co-Co-Cold blooded.
Can someone close the window? It's drafty in here.
That is calling the kettle black, you are cold blooded too. As an arachnid you use Poikilothermy. (I had to look that one up.)
Ko-Ko the Bold should not rule this city because he's pledged to ban the Belching Olympics.
Pulg should not rule this city because mops don't make great leaders.
The Game Hamster should not rule this city because those aren't books of knowledge...they are cut-outs that hold flasks of Hard Iced Tea!
IHIYC should not rule this city because he looks like David Lee Roth in Black Metal corpse make-up!
GT should not rule this city because, as the feared vigilant David Lee Wrath, he's too busy terrorising anyone who he feels has disrespected Van Halen.
Pulg should not rule this city due to his inability to move his lips.
JTD should not rule this city due to his lack of lips.
GoatToucher should not rule this city because of the places his lips have been to.
Kileanna shouldn't rule this city because her lips have a sharp white fungus growth on them.
Sissyl should not rule this city because her name is NOT an onomatopoeia of the sound of frying bacon, even though it should be.
The Game Hamster should not rule this city because he's not a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Accepting anything less would be simply unacceptable!
Mourge40k cannot rule this city because he looks way too much like a runelord. We wouldn't trust him.
Kileanna should not rule this city because she'd force her citizens to move around using only yoga poses. Do you know how hard it is to walk from one end of the market to the other while in Downward Dog?
"Down with Dogs!"? JTDV clearly should not rule this city!
You should not rule this city because your poorly placed traffic signs sent The Fiend Fantastic to another place instead! We're living in chaos!
Kileanna should not rule this city because she thinks that living in chaos is a bad thing
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IHIYC shouldn't rule this city. He doesn't understand that yellow snow could be punch.
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Sissyl should not rule this city because she wants us all to eat the yellow snow.
Pulg shouldn't rule this city because he hates punch.
Sissyl should not rule this city because she keeps insisting on THAT being punch. It doesn't smell like punch to me.
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Kileanna should not rule this city because she insisted on One Punch Man having a second glassful.
Pulg should not rule this city because he did not drink the radioactive punch
Zee Lolt should not rule this city because fluffy white foxes with scythes are way too dangerous.
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Kileanna should not rule this city because anarchy is the way to go!
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Elisa shouldn't rule this city!! It ruins my plot hooks.
TGH shouldn't rule this city heck he can barely handle two books what makes you think he can handle a city?
Vid should not rule this city because he has an inner ninja who would randomly attack citizens and then vanish.
A Saliva Colonizer should not rule this city because it has been back stabbed
* Back stabs A Saliva Colonizer*
*vanishes*
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Vid's Inner Ninja should not rule this city. Vid's Dinner Ninja already has the job and is twice as nutritious and flavoursome.
Brushguy not rule city, proper boss need proper haircut, and he covered.
"THE" Poog of Zarongel should not rule this city because spelling out its name is hazardous to your health.
JTD should not rule this city, while wearing that bug mask.
TFF should not rule this city because he voted against Nicki Minaj Day.
Pulg should not rule this city because he Bees in Tha Trap!
Goat toucher should not rule this city cause he uses phrases I don't know the meaning of.