Inspired by a thread about the number of gods.
Kirk: Head of the Pantheon - God of Lust and Bards
Spock: God of Logic and Knowledge
Scotty: God of Creation and Lies
McCoy: God of Life and Healing
Picard: God of Indecision and Wine
Riker: (Thinks he is Head of the Pantheon) God of Duplication and Copying
Geordi: God of Unrequited Lust and Light
Worf: God of Losing and Travel
Quark: God of Money and Profit
Garak: God of Deception and Tailoring
Bashir: God of Power Gamers and Cheaters
Dax: Goddess of Change and Renewal
Troi: Goddess of Love and Empathy
Keiko: Goddess of Plants and Frustration
Yar: Goddess of Death and Rebirth
Number One: Goddess of Forgetfulness and Disappearance
Uhuru: Goddess of Communications and Bards
Rand: Goddess of Youth and Order
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The Sisko: First Prophet of the Gods
Q: God of Trickery and Whimsy
O'Brian : God of Gingers, and whiskey
7 of 9 : Goddess of tight clothing and savior of low ratings.
Barklay : God of nervous disorders and Hypocondria
Chakotay : Great spirt
Janeway: Goddess of Law, Order and Motherhood