Voters' Incessant Ramble

[Samuel Stone]

It's. Its.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

SunaKai wrote:

Oh MY! I don't want a item which makes me suffer from it. Cursed!

He he he, I think I saw that one too.

[Kenton Abel]

When will we get the 2014 Star Voter or better tags?

[Adam Daigle]

Nice. The in-world connection didn't thrill me, but very well done otherwise!

[Paul Brown]

I saw a poop-related item...

[Samuel Stone]

Oop, found an literal spell-in-a-can.

[Garrett Guillotte]

I just found the item that Beardforge is going to marry and make lots of gonzo, game-breaking, hardcore-gamer-infuriating items with.

Spoiler:

Damn right I voted for it

[Feros]

I know! I'll take an already existing classic magic item of the game that ISN'T a wondrous item and find a way to MAKE IT a wondrous item! How clever and original.

*Epic Facepalm*

[Joseph Kellogg]

Dude, I don't want to wear some other guy's flayed skin on my body! Can't you just make it out of regular animal leather or something?

[Samuel Stone]

I'm not sure how useful these "make a bridge" items are; I've seen four now. Do people tend to have problems crossing chasms and pits in their games?

[Adam Daigle]

Just got a pairing with the biggest difference in wordcount yet. Max vs. double digits.

[Mr. Whatever]

Found an item that I would love to use, if only for the fun.

[SunaKai]

Kerney wrote:

Ipod

with Bluetooth...

[Samuel Stone]

I think you meant "plane" instead of "plant," but it's still a much, MUCH better item than the other one.

[Kamai]

Nope, that's a cursed item. Please read the rules carefully and try again next year.

[Kerney]

Is anyone else seeing one comment or another and wondering whether they're talking about your item?

[Zion Darkbane]

Ring Slot... Love it...

[Feros]

What's really getting me is the number of times I have to choose between "Is that it?" and "Oh, Hell, no!"

[Kenton Abel]

299 Word Count vs 296 Word Count....

[Adam Daigle]

Kerney wrote:

Is anyone else seeing one comment or another and wondering whether they're talking about your item?

I'm not.

;)

[Kerney]

Adam Daigle wrote:

Kerney wrote:

Is anyone else seeing one comment or another and wondering whether they're talking about your item?

I'm not.

;)

Is this because you're not in the contest?

[Rich Malena]

Kerney wrote:

Is anyone else seeing one comment or another and wondering whether they're talking about your item?

I'm just assuming that all of these are about my item. It'll make the feedback thread that much less terrifying.

[Cthulhudrew]

Already a Star Voter, Kerney? Way to go!

[Adam Daigle]

Kerney wrote:

Adam Daigle wrote:

Kerney wrote:

Is anyone else seeing one comment or another and wondering whether they're talking about your item?

I'm not.

;)

Is this because you're not in the contest?

Yes, sorry. I was making a joke, and now I see it has fallen flat. :) I work here. I can't enter.

[Cthulhudrew]

Hm. Too many construction requirements for what the item actually does.

[Feros]

The thing I just voted down just got voted up because the alternative was yech.

[Joseph Kellogg]

Well, I finally found one that wouldn't be too out of place in the Top 32. On that note, I'm calling it a night.

[Zion Darkbane]

Oh no... Heard some excellent criticism that probably applies to my item...

**sigh**

[Kerney]

397 word item showed up.

[pH unbalanced]

But...but...but...*neither* of those are Wondrous Items. So which one is the least illegal?

[Jesse Southwick]

Rogue replacement item

[Feros]

BRAIN BLEACH!!! NOW!!!

[Cthulhudrew]

I think I saw this one in Thor.

[Joel Flank]

Just saw an item that's priced about 10 times more than it should be for what it does.

[Kerney]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

Already a Star Voter, Kerney? Way to go!

Wow, thanks. I hope I'm doing a good job.

[Evan Draughon]

Even if something isnt formatted properly, the item itself can be better than a properly formatted item correct?

[Kerney]

Adam Daigle wrote:

Kerney wrote:

Adam Daigle wrote:

Kerney wrote:

Is anyone else seeing one comment or another and wondering whether they're talking about your item?

I'm not.

;)

Is this because you're not in the contest?

Yes, sorry. I was making a joke, and now I see it has fallen flat. :) I work here. I can't enter.

I think I got the joke.

[Jesse Southwick]

Joke item. For the third time!

[Samuel Stone]

Urg, so many words. Tell me what the item does; I can leave the how up to the customization of the player/GM.

[SunaKai]

Wait! I saw something similar before

[Kamai]

Read the description. "Oh dear god this is going to be such a cool item". Read the effect. Literally feel the item fall flat on its face.

[Samuel Stone]

I'm seeing lots of quills and bridges.

[Carl "Tokoz" Rossi]

I'm either seeing a lot that are priced way too low or I totally don't understand the rules for pricing. =P

[Samuel Stone]

Feros wrote:

BRAIN BLEACH!!! NOW!!!

On that note, I feel like the word "orifice" in an item just makes it a bit less likely to get my vote.

[Cthulhudrew]

Name that has little/no connection with the item's abilities. Seen this a couple of times.

[Carl "Tokoz" Rossi]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

Name that doesn't has little/no connection with the item's abilities. Seen this a couple of times.

Yep, including one with the name misspelled.

[Zion Darkbane]

Lots of [ b ] TITLE [ / b] in the item name. Cut and paste is dangerous in the hands of the uninitiated...

[Jesse Southwick]

2 decent choices. One I really like, but the name was weak.

[Kerney]

Feros wrote:

BRAIN BLEACH!!! NOW!!!

Congrats on being a star voter.

[SunaKai]

I wrote a joke item the other day and gave up on it. Now I read something really like it...hmmm...

And I voted for it