
Ghost of Jerry Lewis |

Durngrun Stonebreaker wrote:
"Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?"
Ah, so we're trying to induce Stuffy Grammarian to self-destruct? Alllllllllllllllrighty then!
{dusts off "1,001 Seinfeldisms" by Steve Allen} Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
* crickets *