Land of the Everboor

[Reformed Cultist]

If I was the master, i'd be feeling pretty confident

*Make another attempt to knock orc off of warg*

jump 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

[lucky7]

RC: You knock it off as OMH shoots the Warg out from under you. Make a reflex save.

[Reformed Cultist]

Reflex 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

[SnowJade]

"Oh, wow!" I put my beer down carefully and take off after OMH and Ear Boy. "Magic Missiles coming right up!" I take aim at an orc. damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

[lucky7]

Orc dies, RC jumps off at just the right moment.

[Reformed Cultist]

*Look for another orc cultist on a warg and try and knock him off*

Jump 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

[lucky7]

Yes. Now roll Handle Animal

[Reformed Cultist]

Handle animal 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (12) - 2 = 10

[lucky7]

It throws you off. That'll be another reflex save.

[Lobriathus Berwell]

*PANT PANT*

C'mon, guys, you know I have short legs!

GM: Are there any targets I can bomb without hitting friendlies? If so:

Lob: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Boom: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 fire, 4 splash

[Reformed Cultist]

reflex 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

[Old Man Henderson]

Eat: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Lead: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

Muckle: 1d10 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Thumpers: 1d10 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

[SnowJade]

"Dang it, where's our bird when we need him? THE ROC AND HIS MILLIONS (AND MILLIONS) OF FANS ARE NEEDED IN THE LAND OF THE EVERBOOR!"

Is there an orc or warg that is about to hit another PC or going toward the town?

[Darling Prettymonk]

I make a flurry of trips!

Sweep 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25
CMB 1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Sweep 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18
CMB 2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
Sweep 3: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
CMB 3: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21
Sweep 4: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
CMB 4: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (10) + 11 = 21

They wanna mess up Genericville, they have to go through me first!
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG!"

[Old Man Henderson]

Daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuummmm.

[SnowJade]

Okay, how do I go about summoning THE ROC?

I take aim at a warg which looks like it might charge a PC or the town and let fly with more MMs.

damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

[lucky7]

They start to turn and retreat.

[Reformed Cultist]

*Are they heading back towards the fort?*

[Old Man Henderson]

"Got 'em yeller bellered culti on the run! Hahahahah!"

[SnowJade]

"We should capture at least one and see if we can interrogate it!"

[lucky7]

RC: No

[Reformed Cultist]

SnowJade wrote:

"We should capture at least one and see if we can interrogate it!"

"That's a great idea, wanna help me?"

*Runs off toward a cultist*

[SnowJade]

"C'mon, guys, these dudes threatened our beer!"

*Scoots off after Ear Boy*

[Darling Prettymonk]

*does a mighty series of forward flips toward the nearest cultist, and plants a nonlethal kick straight between his shoulder blades*

Thump!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Nonlethal ouch!: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

[lucky7]

One goes down unconciously.

DP:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 for 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

[lucky7]

What is everyone's alignment?

[Lobriathus Berwell]

Neutral Pyromaniac

[Reformed Cultist]

nuetral with good tendencies

[Darling Prettymonk]

Brutal Good

[lucky7]

DP:?

[SnowJade]

Chaotic good. We're having real wind here. Gusts up to 50 mph, and I've felt the house shaking a couple of times. Supposed to continue through tomorrow.

[Darling Prettymonk]

Okay... BG is a subalignment of LG, that emphasizes the importance of beating the s+~& out of evil.

[lucky7]

SJ: Stay safe.

DP: Understood.

[SnowJade]

Lost power for about 8 hours. It's back on now, but still windy, so there's no guarantee. I'll check in as I can.

[Reformed Cultist]

Good luck SJ, The wind was horrible in my neck of the woods

[SnowJade]

Yeah, we're still getting it. The poor cats are all sparky, so there's no way I can do anything right. Where's your neck of the woods in general?

[Reformed Cultist]

I am in martinez, ca.

[SnowJade]

Hey, right down the road! Coolness!

@The Head Dude/ss: So, Fearless Lich-er, what next?

[lucky7]

the cultists retreat, and *almost* everyone keeps on cheering you.

[Reformed Cultist]

Who's not cheering?

We do have a captive don't we?

[lucky7]

One guy is still worried a few escaped.

[SnowJade]

Who is it that's worried? I politely try to find out if s/he knows anything, or if there any any suspicions s/he has about what is going on.

[Reformed Cultist]

I believe the mute monk has captured one, lets interrogate it. We need OMH he's really good at this sort of thing

[lucky7]

SJ: He thinks they went to their Astral keep, but before you go there you need the Key of Opening hidden in the Poorly Locked Chest of Magic Items!

[SnowJade]

Are we on a schedule or something?

"Okay, everyone, I just heard something interesting! Maybe we don't need to waste our time interrogating the captive."

I repeat the information you just gave me to the party, trying to explain with hand signs and diagrams for DP.

[Darling Prettymonk]

Hmmm... odd, she doesn't seem to think I can hear. Odd.

"Mmmmmg."

I nod.

[Reformed Cultist]

"Where is this poorly locked chest?"
"What is an astral keep?"

[Lobriathus Berwell]

"I've heard of some goblins keeping those at their warcamps. Do Orcultists do that too?"

I ask the guy who mentioned it where this Poorly Locked Chest is located.

[lucky7]

SJ: Not as far as you know.

RC: The poorly locked chest is in the Evil Lair. An astral keep is a hideaway on the Astral Plane.

[Reformed Cultist]

Can I make any kind of knowledge check, to ascertain the location of the evil lair

Knowledge?: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3