Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Yay vacation!!!

[JRR Tolkien]

This game is a lot more fun than the one I ran in last night

[Ranger Alissa]

What happened?

[AM HEALER]

CAN I TURN THE TURTLE?

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

They were THAT bad???

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Jenny the Jellymancer wrote:

(So me and Lissa and Nasty will be staring at a big, ugly lump of shelled dead flesh for three days? =))

Don't foget me, the most charismatic dragon-sorcerer in the world.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

So...anyone want to play cards?

*Draws a deck of cards*

[AM SORCERER TOO]

That's not a deck of many things, is it?

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa:Eh just an ill prepared DM. i mean you've only had a year to get ready for this

AMH: You can certainly try

Nesod/AMS: Underwater poker, now that's a cool visual

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Nah, DOMT is out of our wealth bracket. Are we ready to kill the snapping turtle?"

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

"So it's just a Deck of a Few Things, with cards like the Spoon, the Hovel and the Angry Pig?"

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Fits in with my theme of mostly useless and highly situational magic, so I'm gonna say yes/

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

Okay... I pull three. I get the Cabbage, the Hole, and the Copper Piece. What did that bring again, JRR?

[AM HEALER]

I TURN THE TURTLE.

1d20 + 27 ⇒ (8) + 27 = 35

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I prepare to hit it with my...wait...am I healed by positive or negative energy now?

Note: If negative, I can essentially heal by touching myself.

[Ranger Alissa]

Sorry, being the daughter of a Lich, I know that is the one thing he can't do.
He should have taken cleric levels before he turned himself.
Afterwards, it was too late.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Okeydokey.

[Ranger Alissa]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Alissa:Eh just an ill prepared DM. i mean you've only had a year to get ready for this

I've DM'd few conventions.
Sometimes the DM is doing something new and is a little unsure.
Sometimes he/she only got the material a couple of days before the convention and has had no prep time.
Then there is the third type of DM: "I am DMing just to get the free/discount room and board so I can save my money."
I have met a few of the third type. They have no business being at a convention.

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: This was type 3, however the rest of the weekend was great. I played in a hombrew game sunday where the bbeg was a white dragon with a beholder tumor growing from it's neck. it's breath weapon was any eyestalk power. gave me some great ideas!

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny the Jellymancer wrote:

Okay... I pull three. I get the Cabbage, the Hole, and the Copper Piece. What did that bring again, JRR?

Hmm. I see a new and improved farming method in your future, just imagine shifting into a plow shape and the jelly you ooze is fertilizer.

[JRR Tolkien]

AM HEALER wrote:

I TURN THE TURTLE.

1d20+27

That's a pretty awesome roll, You can keep it at bay fo' sho'

[Brownchickenbrowncow]

Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:

I prepare to hit it with my...wait...am I healed by positive or negative energy now?

Note: If negative, I can essentially heal by touching myself.

NOT A CHANCE BUDDY!

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"Making sure."

I ready my Alchemist's Fire.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Jenny the Jellymancer wrote:

Okay... I pull three. I get the Cabbage, the Hole, and the Copper Piece. What did that bring again, JRR?

Hmm. I see a new and improved farming method in your future, just imagine shifting into a plow shape and the jelly you ooze is fertilizer.

Woooo. The Deck of a Few Things never disappoints... =)

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

SInce it's turned, I look for (or go out of) another way out of the chamber.

[Ranger Alissa]

Daddy, why do you keep popping in and out?

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: You move into the alcove and see there is a 30' wide passageway to your right heading up.

In said passage, there is a 5' wide passage on the left side.

Alissa: I don't know what your talking about, >_> sounds like someone has daddy issues. <_<

[The Nasty Orc]

Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:

Not to be outdone by our fair GM, I'll be at TotalCon next week Thurs-Sun. I will be...how you say? Off the grid.

I am going to be at Total Con as well with Doodlebug and Patrick Curtain Saturday the 22nd.

While he is at it he draws his gore encrusted battle axe and prepares to attack the big turtle thing. "I love turtle soup."

[Ranger Alissa]

It's an Udead turtle Nasty. It will only give you a tummy ache.
Best to leave it alone since it won't come any closer since AM H turned it.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty:Have fun and have a scotch for me

BTW your axe is quite clean by now due the alcohol/seawater mix, the zombie turtle is sitting at the bottom of the alcove hissing evilly as only a zombie turtle can.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I WILL be playing as Nesod in PFStotal con.

Up we go!!!

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod the Monkchinegun wrote:

I WILL be playing as Nesod in PFStotal con.

As a monk?

Up we go!!!

Ok then as you ascend, the large passage is 25' long x 20' wide and leads to a large alcove that has the zombie turtles mate frolicking in the water(This was the large creature that Jenny saw as she passed the seaweed barrier).

There is also a 5' wide passage 15' up that heads downward and to the right.

[The Nasty Orc]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

Will do, something peaty?

"Nothing upsets my tummy Alissa, I eat dead stuff all the time."

He looks at his axe and frowns that it has in his eyes lost its luster.

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

How'd you guess?

I'm gonna wait till AM H shows up to turn it.

Looks like our GM is going at this early Bioware style.

[Ranger Alissa]

The Nasty Orc wrote:

"Nothing upsets my tummy Alissa, I eat dead stuff all the time."

You eat "fresh dead" all the time, that is true. The "long putrified undead" will make you lose everything in your stomach.

[AM SORCERER TOO]

blows smoke rings to pass the time

[The Nasty Orc]

"No I eat other dead stuff that has been dead a while. I also eat rocks and tree bark. It doesn't always taste so good but I can eat it. I can eat anything." He pauses.

"I will show you." He starts to head over towards the undead turtle.

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS: We've been doing alot of that lately, haven't we?

Nasty: You get the jump on the turtle.

[The Nasty Orc]

He scoops out some of the flesh from the zombie turtle and then heads back to Alissa happily eating the flesh without any adverse affects.

"See my stomach is fine."

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty:You need to roll to hit

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

"This is going to end well."

[The Nasty Orc]

attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 171d12 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: You hit the beast with a mighty swing of your axe, once again covering it in a layer of zombieish ooze and gunk that would make Jenny proud.

The Beast turns and attacks!

Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 Pain: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22 Pain: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 Pain: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I'm going to advance and throw my A-Fire

Attack vs. Touch: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19 for Burn: 2d6 ⇒ (2, 5) = 7

[Ranger Alissa]

Why do I even bother.

Have fun guys.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Your flask hits true and it attacks!

Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 Pain: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

Claw: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14 Pain: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7 Pain: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

I'm just backing up my buddy. It's a team building exercise!

Nothing penetrates my DR...

I draw ouyt my dagger.

Attack!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22

Confirm Crit: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

for 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

if crit add in 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: You hit the beast inflicting minor damage

It attacks again with similiar results.

Originally these creatures were supposed to be dragon turtles, but that seemed a bit harsh

[Nesod the Monkchinegun]

Can I theoretically just stab it to death, given enough time?

If so, I yell to everyone "Just let me kill them!!!"

[JRR Tolkien]

Nesod: Harumph yes you can !