Alissa: That pole will go as deep as you would like, but the walls are solid in fact you can punch and kick divets in to them and climb if you wish.
Is it possible to travel thru the walls?
Alissa: No it is not unless you are incorporeal, in that case well that opens up a whole new world of problems
Is it possible for Nasty to eat his way thru the walls?
I suppose so, what specifically are you trying to accomplish?
Just wondering if there are any secrets behind all this fluff.
Alissa: Let me assure you that there are no secrets hidden in the fluff and if there was I would defluffify them for you 8>)
AMS: You know I wrote that comment at work and after I got home I saw the comment and....well you know the rest
Happy Belated anniversary to you brave souls who dare quest for the Tomb of Borrors
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Yeah... Congrats! All of you... It isn't easy to rob a train, lemme tell you. Whazzat? Fantasy? Yeah, okay. I got a fantasy. It was about this lady, who... No? Durnit. Time for my ear flushing again. Good luck you guys.
Wow, a whole month of adventuring. Feels like a year.
friends lost along the way.
Continuing on.
Do I see anything interesting?
Alissa: To your northeast is a passage that goes for 20' and terminates at a gold door. Using your ranger/rouge knowledge, you can figure out that this would be door #4 in the circular room.
The passageway also continues in an eastern direction for at least 60'
"Hey boss want me to open the door?"
No, I think the more doors that are open, the more lightning there will be.
Lets go down the 60' passageway.
The passageway continues for another 120' or so gradually turning northward. There is passageway that heads east or you can continue northward.
Nasty continues north to see what he can see.
As you continue north, suddenly in front of you appear 2 massive black blobs hovering a few inches from the ground. The creatures resemble undulating clusters of bubbling blisters and wet cotton.
Knowledge Dungeoneering: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Alissa: Wow you are tearing it up with these rolls!
JRR Tolkien wrote: Alissa: Wow you are tearing it up with these rolls! For the record, I do not do a preview to get the best roll I can.
You can tell that by the wrong avatar that was originally there.
Blast. I really need a bludgeoning weapon.
Shooting for Effect: 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 2 + 1 = 13
Effect: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 2 + 1 = 10
Alissa: Your arrow dissapears into the pudding causing it to drip some sizzling ooze on the ground. Your arrow definetely damaged it
It attacks Burble: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Sizzle: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 5) = 11
The thought of anyone cheating in this game has never crossed my mind, Also where's Jenny when you really need her. This would be epic!
Yaaaaay! I burble along the corridor to incorporate the pubbings into my waterbed shaped body. Ooze fight!
"I want some pudding. I looks tasty."
He takes out his club to smash him some food.
"It looks like blood pudding one of my favorites especially like my Aunt Edna used to make made from only the choicest cuts of farie, kobald and Gnome. Mixed in with a hint of lizardfolk to spice it up."
Pudding Smash: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 252d6 + 12 ⇒ (1, 2) + 12 = 15
Jenny: Great timing!, So now we have a black and green waterbed thingy rolling about on the floor. Neither creature able to damage the other, however the puddins' can't attack the rest of you either.
AMS: You have front row seats to the greatest spectacle in the history of spectacles.
Nasty: Even with a -8 you still hit the Black portion of the ooze
Looks like if anyone wants to attack we are going to have to go old school with called shots.
Blast, forgot to add the normal +9 to my attack roll. And the 1d6 sneak attack to the damage roll. I need a vacation.
Hey, JRR. Did the puddings move up to me and attack, or did they fling bits of themselves at me?
(Was that a touch attack. If so, OUCH!)
Alissa: You would not get a sneak attack as they popped out in front of you, but I will add an additional 9 pts damage.
One of them flew over and reached out with a pseudopod, I am not doing touch attacks for monsters or crits for that matter.
No extra damage, the +9 was to my attack roll.
I go to town on the geoplasmic matrix of the black puddings! Once that has been suitably shredded, I should be able to simply absorb their melanoplastic reticulum.
Ooze Warfare: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27
Alissa: Ok no problem
Jenny: It is a tough battle but thankfully you have a belly full of that liquid that converts their geoplasmicity into glass. Also the strange alchemical reaction involving the pudding and fluid inside you makes you able to assume a normal cube form.
I guess that spent me the liquid. Oh well. Go team cube! I finally take human shape again, only to discover that I now have black, bubbly patches here and there on my skin.
"Neat! Sorry for cubing for so long, you guys. Oh, just a moment."
I burp.
Jenny: With the black patches on you, you receive a +4 to Stealth/Hide in Shadows
Nasty pouts and turns to Alissa.
"Ah I wanted to eat some of the pudding. How come Jenny gets all the pudding?"
You should have said something sooner. After she started absorbing them there was nothing you could do.
I could bake you pudding, when we get back to civilization, Nasty. What would you like? Plum? Fig? Chocolate? Rat? Haggis? Next level I'll take the Craft Ooze feat, so I could cook you some Stunjelly if you'd like?
Don't you mean Craft Ooze Feast?
You Didn't know Ooze feast is back?...I had that last night at Red Globster
I prefer to eat at the Glop-N-Go myself.
"Can you make Ochre jelly and stun jelly surprise? My Aunt Violet used to make that she would put in pieces of left over meat she had into it. I always liked halfling in it best."
"Man, that was some sidequest! What'd I miss?"
"Jenny got all the black pudding and I got none."
He pouts.
Then he smiles and faces lightens up.
"But she is going to make me a special feast made from Oozes when she gets a new feat after going up a level. Isn't that great? I will share with you. "
"We have been killing stuff then eating it. Lots of rooms. Not sure where we are going now. Where did you go?"
"Ochre and stunjelly heap it is, Nasty. I dunno if we'll have any halfling meat till then, but if we do, that's going in. I mean, they are a different species, so it's not cannibalism, right?"
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