Time for the Tomb of Borrors!

[JRR Tolkien]

Jenny: Reflex: 1d20 ⇒ 6 So the one on the north side of the room fall down

Nasty: You whack one of them real good. please make a reflex save for half damage as the creature spews glass shards out of its mouth Breath Weapon: 2d8 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 He must like you or something

[The Nasty Orc]

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

"Oh look these things are wasting food and throwing it up. Bad creatues me no like them. Me smash real good."

Club Smash: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 131d10 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: Pappys club bounces off the creature and it tries to punch you with it's huge mitt Punch: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22 Pain: 2d8 ⇒ (8, 6) = 14

[Alissa's Bear]

RRRAAAWWWHHHRR!!!

Charges the one attacking Nasty: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15
Crash: 1d10 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

[JRR Tolkien]

Bear: You smash into the creature as it turns it's attention toward you.

Punch: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29 Pain: 2d8 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Time to do my thing.

Fires concentrated drsgon essences from the tip.

Zaaaapppp! 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 ancestral dragon bonus and split beam

Roll 1 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (5, 1) + 5 = 11

Roll 2 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (3, 5) + 5 = 13

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Ooh, critical hit!

[The Nasty Orc]

Nasty feels the pain from the punch to the solar plexes and gets angry.

Flying into a barbarian rage he goes to town.

Nasty Rage: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 191d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 151d10 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 211d10 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23

Tongue Attack: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 281d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Swallow Whole Grapple: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (11) + 24 = 352d6 + 14 ⇒ (5, 6) + 14 = 25

"Me no like you. Now me angry you no like nasty when he is angry. ME EAT YOU !!!!"

[JRR Tolkien]

AMS: Nice Hit!, Your fire melts a rather large indentation into midsection of the creature, it looks pretty bad.

Nasty: Yikes! The creature is gone

[The Nasty Orc]

A big splash of drool comes out of Nasty's mouth and sprays anyone close.

As his tongue lashes out and grabs hold of the glass golem type creature and he tilts his head back and swallows whole the creature he releases a huge ground shaking belch.

"BARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

He looks about and sheepish says. "Excuse me"

[JRR Tolkien]

Reflex: 1d20 ⇒ 9 The other one is having issues with the grease that Jenny hit it with.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

BURBLE...

[Ranger Alissa]

Fires Arrow at the One Slipping and Sliding: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
This May Sting a Little: 1d8 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 1 = 11

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: Your arrow thwacks the poor bastid sliding around on the floor.

[Jenny the Jellymancer]

BURB BURB BURB...

[Cr500cricket]

Mwahahahahaha

[The Nasty Orc]

Looking at Alissa and back at the glass golem.

"Should I smash this one too?"

[Ranger Alissa]

Do you think you can get to it without falling down?

Hey JRR, since the creature is made of glass and it keeps falling down, shouldn't there be a chance of it breaking?

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: But...that would take all the fun out of you guys beating the hell out of it.

[Cr500cricket]

Hehehehehe

[Ranger Alissa]

ITS BACK!!! KILL IT! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT UNTIL IT IS DEAD!!!!

[RAID]

Ranger Alissa wrote:

ITS BACK!!! KILL IT! KILL IT!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT UNTIL IT IS DEAD!!!!

Psssshhhhhtttt.

[Cr500cricket]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Cr500cricket]

*Laughs at RAID* Ant killer doesn't kill me!

[The Nasty Orc]

Nasty looks around. He shoots his prehensile tongue out at cr500 cricket.

Tongue Attack: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18

Swallow Whole: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (4) + 22 = 263d6 + 22 ⇒ (6, 3, 3) + 22 = 34

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: The bug is not only swallowed by you, but also the midgard serpent.

[Cr500cricket]

*hops back out*
*starts making really annoying cricket sounds*

[JRR Tolkien]

I hope all you folks had an awesome 4th. Wherever you hail from

[Ranger Alissa]

Two days of fountains and mortars.
HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY!!! :-)

[AM SORCERER TOO]

uses the red dragon roman candle on a noisy cricket

I'll keep safe and sane as best as I can.

[AM HEALER]

Is there anything left for me to smash?

[JRR Tolkien]

AMH: There is still one glass creature a slippin and a slidin on the floor.

[AM HEALER]

Oh hell yeah.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
1d8 + 4 + 2d8 ⇒ (3) + 4 + (6, 3) = 16

[JRR Tolkien]

Reflex: 1d20 ⇒ 15 It manages to stand up

Acrobatics: 1d20 ⇒ 17 and next rd it can move out of the accursed grease.

AMH: In the meantime your mace smashes it real good right in the kisser.

[The Nasty Orc]

"Oh more smashing?"

Club SMashy Smash: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 242d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 1) + 12 = 19

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: You hit the creature in the 1d22 ⇒ 12 kidneys. It swings at 1d4 ⇒ 3 Nasty Punch: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28 Pain: 2d8 ⇒ (6, 1) = 7

[Cr500cricket]

*cricket cricket cricket cricket *cricket cricket cricket cricket *cricket cricket cricket cricket *

[Ranger Alissa]

SHOOTING THE CRICKET : 20 + 9 = 29
YOU ARE GOING DOWN: 8 + 2 + 1 = 11

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: Try pulling it's legs off

Nasty: I found a thread that you must contribute to

[The Nasty Orc]

I have contributed to the thread.

Now must smash beastie.

SMASHING: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 242d6 + 12 ⇒ (6, 2) + 12 = 20

[Cr500cricket]

*Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket Cricket *
I will not die

Nameless Horror: 1d20 + 600 ⇒ (2) + 600 = 602
I don't believe I'm the one going down: 100d6 + 12000 ⇒ (4, 2, 6, 1, 3, 3, 2, 6, 6, 6, 2, 5, 3, 5, 1, 5, 6, 5, 5, 3, 1, 2, 4, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 5, 5, 2, 2, 4, 3, 1, 3, 3, 6, 6, 4, 4, 6, 3, 6, 6, 4, 3, 2, 6, 3, 2, 4, 1, 5, 6, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 1, 4, 3, 1, 5, 3, 4, 6, 6, 2, 1, 3, 1, 4, 1, 2, 2, 5, 2, 6, 5, 5, 4, 1, 2, 5, 1, 3, 6, 4, 3, 5, 3, 6, 3, 6, 5, 5) + 12000 = 12354

[AM SORCERER TOO]

Cearly out of bounds on any gaming chart.

[JRR Tolkien]

Nasty: With a mighty smash the creature dies.

All: The only thing left in the room is the violet cube that is encased in glass and a golden door on the eastern wall.

If you all wish we can just bypass the part where you figure out how to free the cube

[Ranger Alissa]

I want to try.
First Jenny and I will pluck each string seperately.
Then we will pluck them with me going first then her, then we will reverse and do the same thing.
Next, we will pluck the strings in order at the same time.
If none of that works, we will pluck strings at the same time; Jenny doing 12345 while I do 54321. Then reverse order if needed.

After that, I am out of ideas.

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa/Jenny: Ok you figure out how the violins work. It's actually a little devious. So there are 5 cubes and 5 strings on each violin. If you do string 1 on each violin cube 1 and the Glass golem explode. Same result with string 2,3 and 4 now if string 5 is plucked by either of the violins it frees all remaining Glass Golems.

To free the violet cube you must pluck the first string on violin 1 and string 4 on the second violin.

[Ranger Alissa]

Search the platform the Purple Cube is on for traps.: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

[JRR Tolkien]

JRR Tolkien wrote:

.

In the center of the room is a cube of translucent blue glass about 3' square: the cube is fused to the green glass of the floor. Clearly visible inside the blue cube is a small block of opaque violet glass. The violet cube is about 6" square and has a key shaped inpression on the top.

Alissa: the cube was encased. But no there are no traps on the block of glass or the cube itself.

[The Nasty Orc]

"The cube looks tasty can I eat it?"

[Ranger Alissa]

NO!

*Picks up the Cube.*

Is the key shaped impression a keyhole, or a mold to make a key?

[JRR Tolkien]

Alissa: The key shaped impression looks like a mold to make a key.