"To kill then eat bards because Nesod did not like the bard getting all the women's attention."
We're being watched. Someone was watching us,a bout 100 yards back, I couldn't make the face.
Exactly. But faceless had a nice living room.
REMEMBER THAT BARD WE KILLED IN AN ALLEY?
NO!!!!!!!
Can't be. A ghost can only haunt near where his bones are.
Uh... You did leave his bones there, didn't you?
Who's bones are these?
Apparently, a woman wearing a bug mask of some sort approaches you.
Is she transparent?
I look at Nesod and reply "No, I'm not a bard nor will I ever be, I can however murder. If that's what you need."
OH MY GOD I THINK THE NEW PERSON MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ROLEPLAYING.
It wasn't me who committed murder just to get a date.
I was negotiating with the barkeeper.
I would have gotten more if that barmaid hadn't come running in screaming at the top of her lungs.
IS she a druid or a cleric? That is the question.
Druid would be better. We already have a cleric who acts like he is a druid, maybe she is a druid who will act like a cleric.
:::Rolls his eyes:::
You tree-hugger types....
I have never hugged a tree in my life.
Bear, on the other hand...
I didn't know a tree snapping in half could make a noise that loud.
RRRAAAHHHRRR!
*Looks smug, but wary.*
DUDE, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY JOKES ABOUT WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR BEAR.
Respect the bear.
Do as she says. The bear tried biting my head off.
He didn't try to bite your head off. If he wanted to bite your head off, we would have needed a higher level cleric than we now have.
IT'S TRUE. I AM KIND OF A SHITTY HEALER.
ROG! Since the bear didn't bite my head off and I did help kill a barabarian orc, what type of experience points do I get?
Oh right. You get 35 XP for each orc barbarian. 70 XP divided by, ummm, say seven of you, is 10 XP.
I thought one of them was a arcane caster since they looked like crabs at first. Or did they buy a wand from the same gnome Nesod did?
I HAVE CRABS!
:::Moves discretely away from AM HEALER:::
I made them look like crabs!!!
First you murder the bard, and now you are in league with Orc bandits?
They were crabs before you fireballed them. That means you snuck away during the night and disguised them. That means you knew the wand was illusion and not fireball.
That means you are a traitor.
Bear, GUARD!
RRRRAAAHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
*Stands on back legs, paw raised to swat Nesod if he makes any movement.
Standing away from AM HEALER (because he has crabs) and eyeing Nesod cautiously, AM SORCERER readies a spell when needed.
THIS GAME IS BORING. LET'S PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT.
Okay, okay, you come to Lichberg already. It is a little, dreary town huddled against the mountains. Small lanterns on low pedestals provide light in the evening gloom, and the doors of the houses seem awfully sturdy. Window shutters are equally impressive. Nobody is out on the street. The only thing you see moving here is a rat scurrying out of sight into an alley. It's getting late, and you're all hungry and tired.
I thought you ran away.
Since it is getting late, let's stay at the Hangman's Noose.
I hear it is affordable.
We can ask the owner if he knows who wrote this note.
Nesod, if there is a pretty girl here, ignore her.
We are here on business.
Alissa, mind if I accompany you. I'll behave, I promise in the name of the gods of magics and knowledge.