With him, I think it'd be gravy. Get it. A gravy boat. Cause he likes food.
"Blood gravy I suppose..."
"Yum Blood pie smothered with blood gravy."
"I am hungry now>"
Nasty: There are 8 ghouls that would make a tasty pie, not as good as mrs tolkeins peach cobbler, but it will do in a pinch.
If anyone has the pan and dough, I can provide the heat for Nasty's dinner.
The Nasty Orc wrote: "Yum Blood pie smothered with blood gravy."
"I am hungry now>"
When are you not Greedy Guts?
He frowns a look at Alissa. "If you had to eat for the Midgaard Serpent you would be constantly hungry too."
Now I understand, It's the worlds largest tapeworm.
"The Earl of Sandwich would suggest sloppy ghouls eaten open face with both cheese and gravy....with a second loaf for eating on the run....."
Eating on the run of eating with the runs?
The Nasty Orc wrote: He frowns a look at Alissa. "If you had to eat for the Midgaard Serpent you would be constantly hungry too." So, get rid of him, if he exists other than in your head.
"I cant get rid of him. I have been tasked with keeping the serpent away from our world if I let him out he will destroy our world."
What's in the room the ghouls came out of?
The room is full of ghoul poop and bones
Hey, Nasty! Looks like it's time to eat!!
Alissa: There is a set of stairs in the NW corner leading to a dry corridor.
Ah, to be dry again.
*Starts climbing steps. Checking for traps.*
Searching: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20
I thought the serpent of the world's end was coiled around the roots of the one tree."
Alissa: You find no traps, at the top of the stairs the corridor turns west for 20' and ends at a door on the south wall.
Checking Door For Traps: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30
If untrapped and unlocked, I open it.
-follows Alissa, hovering quietly-
Upon opening the untrapped door, you find yourself on the northeast corner of a 80 foot long by 20 foot wide room.
At 15' and 65' in front of you are 5 foot wide open pits. they are 10 feet deep and the bottoms are lined with rusty razor like blades.
There is a door on the north west wall 70 feet down.
Dude, why would they put pits that are small enough that we can walk around them?
AM HEALER wrote: Dude, why would they put pits that are small enough that we can walk around them? Thank you AMH, I forgot to mention that they are 20' long.
"Oh dear - those poor, neglected blades. Well, nothing for it but the old academy try, I suppose...."
Tvashtri collects his mechanicals and puts them in his haversack, then takes out his parasol before sprinting forward with sudden and unearthly grace, attempting to polevault over with his quarterstaff and holding his parasol in his tail to gain lift.
"This room is boring...when are we going to find something interesting?"
Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis wrote: "Oh dear - those poor, neglected blades. Well, nothing for it but the old academy try, I suppose...."
Tvashtri collects his mechanicals and puts them in his haversack, then takes out his parasol before sprinting forward with sudden and unearthly grace, attempting to polevault over with his quarterstaff and holding his parasol in his tail to gain lift.
TAK: You are able to make it over the first pit with no issues, how far in do you wish to go?
Tvashtri waits for the others to cross before going further.
"I haven't any rope, but could secure someone else's, if it pleases."
He then withdraws his traveler's any-tool, predicting that it will be of use soon enough.
Maybe I could summon a flying outsider to ferry us across.
casts spell
Heh heh. It's a winged succubus.
Me first!
-floats over the first pit- I'd make another bridge but I'm kinda low on power. Want to conserve for whatever baddies we face next.
"I want to ride on the succu-bus."
Men :(
*Walks up to the first pit.*
Anything down there?
TAK: You have made it across.
AMH: A succubus...oh this is going end well. How far in do you and your succubus wish to go?
Alissa: The pit is full of rusty razors.
I tell the succubus to fly me to the other side.
Then I tell her to do jumping jacks.
After watching the jumping jacks for a bit Trap intends to also hitch a ride across on the succubus...
"I'm light fly me across too!"
TD: It's only 5' across. Do you really want to interrupt a succubus doing jumping jacks.
Pole Vault over pit: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (3) + 12 = 15
Alissa: You to make it across, along with everyone else.
Trapdodger, check the rest of the way for traps. I don't trust 2 obvious pits.
Perception
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18
Checking to see if a succubi sweats.......and for traps...
Levitate is good. Then push off something and soar past the pits.
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Jenny, there is nothing to push off of.
Grab my pole and I will pull you across.
The first male that cracks a joke will get it between the eyes.
TD: It takes a lot more than jumping jacks to make a succubus sweat. Also you do not detect any traps.
Alissa: I am going to pretend you did not just say that
Nasty looks around seeing he is the last person left on one side leaps across the pit to get to the door on the northwest wall towards the door and opens it.
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