"Oh! Backdoor, good idea."
Alick is Awful Prudish
"Oh! Backdoor, good idea."
Shhhh. Indoor voice from now on.
I search for hidden passages/doors
"Oh! Backdoor, good idea."Shhhh. Indoor voice from now on.
Nods his head...."I will try and be silent and deadly in the backdoor tunnel."
"Wet raccoon, slight calcium deficiency..."
I start looking for a secret door like the others, but I doubt I can beat 30.
Okay, Trapdoor. You're up.
Points his finger towards his crystals and shoots a small ray of fire which reflects through them to other crystals, filling them all with an inner fire, then sends them down out past the opening of the secret door. what do I see beyond the secret door?
AM HEALER is Smashy Evil
My sheet still says LG, but it's been ages since I could spontaneously cast cure spells.
Smashy cares not.
Trapdodger checks for traps.....
Okay Trap, open it up.
Okay, now that the door is open, I do the above stated stuff. Also, xray vision comes standard with being an alien(or alien look alike).
"Hey we found the bathroom! I have been holding it since that last tree!"
Rushes into the room and readies an action to pee in the hole.
Alick says with a sigh, his crystals swarms splitting into two groups. One group goes to him and forms a protective armor around him while the other forms into a group of floating daggers poised to strike anything that comes out of the hole.
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Are we still talking about pee?
"I'm first!........Ahhhhhh!"
"Who puts a staircase in a toilet?....pee makes it rusty."
"Someone who wanted the toilet all to themselves? Private time I think my Mama called it."
You mama said a lot of things; not all of them were true.
Don't say mean things about my Mama.
My Mama loved me and she was smart. She knew lots of things and they were true. She would not lie to me.
Just because your parents were mean to you don't say bad stuff about mine.
I didn't say she lied. She was just mistaken.
"Well he did end up with hairy palms,..... say Nasty how is your vision?"
Me see good why ? You need help finding traps?
You need to eat more gnome they are good for your eye sight.
"Thought maybe your cave private time and hairy hands had also resulted in squinting, light sensitivity or blindness.....so I guess that part of the stories mom told were not true."
Mom never told stories about cave private time making light bad. She said private time special time with Mama. I was Mama's favorite she always said so.
That explains everything.
How good of shape is the staircase?
Right. I push the bard down the stairs to see how far they go.
We have a bard?
Nasty ate the one we had, right?
I ate him after AM HEALER bashed him in the face after Nesod lured him out into the alley ... because he was taking away all the women from Nesod."
Looking at AM HEALER. "That's right right?"
"I heard bards were terrible to eat, all hot air and strings, no substance...the same with kender not enough meat for the effort."
Do you have to bring that up all the time?
I think Alissa had a thing for the bard.
Okay, if we can't push a bard down the stairs, who can we?
"What do I bring up all time? They say I eat party bard he was not in our party."
Ah well, maybe if our resident Trapdodger puts his... Neveryoumind back in his pants and go down the stairs instead?
Since everyone is too scared, I will do it.
*Starts going down stairs after first pouring a bottle of bleach.*
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Alissa: Good call with bleach.
The spiral staircase descends about a hundred feet before ending in a 10 foot by 10 foot area you will feel the staircase thrumming to a continuous low vibration the air is warm humid and rather foul.
The floor of the room is covered with water and floating on the water or patches of green and white subterranean algae. the water on the floor is about a foot deep in the floor itself is covered with slippery mud.
There is a hallway heading east about 70 feet long, which then turns north. the hallway leading away is covered in the same warm scummy water mentioned above.
I put on my waders and start walking down the hall.
-floats down and follows, using the crystals to levitate ala Magneto-