
Ranger Alissa |
"What about the large piece you stuck in your pocket? Is there a monster or beast in there as well?"
Totally made a joke there. Pocket Monster. Aka Pokemon. Where's a summoner when you need one?
Ignores the attempt a humor.
The pocket is my extradimensional storage space.
Daddy made it for me.

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Alissa: With a survival/perception like that, you will have no issues navigating the previously unnavigateable soggy swamp. You also know of rumors of "Thingizzard" the witch beware her potions. Also there is an area just to the east of the mountain where there is a way to "Dragotha", the undead dragon, where fabulous riches and hideous death await.
Alick: Nothing unusual beyond the smell of rotting vegetation.
Jenny: Why don't we call that a nature check, you know that in certain areas of this swamp. The plants are known to be a bit carnivorous.

Alick |

"Ah... Smells refreshing and invigorating out here. Much better than the filth lined streets of the city. Still a little smelly, but it's a fresh natural smelly." Alick says, his disguise dropped again. His crystals swarm out around them in a 20ft radius, giving a form of early detection against enemies.

Alick |

"Hmm... Don't think I have enough crystals yet to deal with a full grown dragon, undead or not. Maybe if I could blind it, I could give us a tactical advantage. Or if I could get it to swallow me whole I could cut it to pieces from the inside... I'd rather not try that though. Though I'm sure the dragon would have plenty of gems for me to play with... Maybe if I get enough gems, I can make a crystal copy of myself and trick it into eating that then cut it up from the inside. But it is undead, so that might not even hurt it much. Maybe AM HEALER could bless the crystals first? But then it's death would have to be smashy to appease Smashy for the blessing... Get the blessed crystals to form a giant crystal to smash down on it? Or maybe cause part of the ceiling to fall on it... "

Alick |

"Well yes, if we can. But having a plan of attack just in case. Or plans of attack. Multiple scenarios for different terrains. Is this dragon in the service of Boron? Wait!.... Nevermind, false alarm. Just a harmless little frog.... The Dragon would have the greater advantage outside I think. Kind of strange for Dragons to make their lairs in caves when such places restrict their movement so much. But I guess it keeps their wealth from the ill effects of weather. I think we might actually be lucky this one is undead. It won't go out hunting randomly and think us a tasty snack." Alick continues rambling on about everything and nothing, mostly quietly under his breath.

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Tvashtri sees a rotten old sign apparently pointing the way to a fabled clockwork workshop, said to be guarded by blizzards and multiple veils of illusion, deep in the local foothills. He would be most remiss if he did not take this opportunity, which may separate him from the party for, at worst, 8 days (but probably will not).
"I may be a while," he tells the fellowship. "Or, I may not. Do not worry, we," he indicates his mechanicals, "will no doubt make our way back in due time!"

AM HEALER |

"And I think we need to get your... Cleric? Out of here before he makes the waiter staff rise up against him in rebellion. Though it'd be an ironic end for a priest of smashy to die from blunt force trauma delivered via food trays. Does Smashy get irony? Would he laugh?"
Smashy only wants for us all to be bludgeoned. I serve him equally well on either side of the equation.

Alick |

Alick gathers some firewood and lights it with a small burst of energy from his finger. His crystals float through the fire and come out carrying a bit of the flame. The spread around the camp acting like tiny candles. He pulls a small tent from his bag and sets it up. "I'll take first watch." he says before sitting down near the fire. He levitates slightly off the ground, his eyes open and filled with an inner light. You feel as if each of his crystals is watching you.

Alick |

Alick's crystals swarm around the Kender menancingly as he approaches the camp, each one's flame burning brighter. "Identify yourself and state your intentions or die where you stand!" Alick's voice booms out from the crystals. Several have formed together into wicked looking daggers ready to strike at the intruder.