Time for the Tomb of Borrors!


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"Yes! Emphasis on the dubious."


*Starts carving into the axe beat.
Carves off small piece and eats it.
Cuts off a medium piece and stuffs it down her bodice.
Cuts off large piece and puts it in a pocket.*

This ritual repeats until there is nothing left of the meat.


"Say Alissa, you can eat it through the skin on your chest?"


No, silly. I am feeding Bear.


Burp


"What about the large piece you stuck in your pocket? Is there a monster or beast in there as well?"

Totally made a joke there. Pocket Monster. Aka Pokemon. Where's a summoner when you need one?

Liberty's Edge

*stumbles in once again, this time with another tray overflowing with home cooked goodies, begins handing them out to everyone. Goodies include brownies, cupcakes, cookies, magic cookie bars (not actually magic) and cake*

Here, eat this. It actually tastes good.


Alick wrote:

"What about the large piece you stuck in your pocket? Is there a monster or beast in there as well?"

Totally made a joke there. Pocket Monster. Aka Pokemon. Where's a summoner when you need one?

Ignores the attempt a humor.

The pocket is my extradimensional storage space.
Daddy made it for me.

Sovereign Court

So here's the deal kids, whenever you are ready to head out let me know.

What is the deal with this white mouse? Do you find Mrs. Tolkeins snacks not up to par?

Liberty's Edge

Well, shes a ghost, just like you.

So they are all moudly and crumbly and rotten.

I assume that you are a ghost.

Because tolkien died ages ago

Scarab Sages

*polishes off his faloodeh and stands up*

Shall we?


Stands up and shifts his pack. "The sooner the better I say. Besides, it'll save me from having to show up to that stupid hearing..." He puts his hood on and the crystals all swarm to him, and suddenly he appears to be some random halfling.


We shall.


rrraahhhrr


Bear says she is ready.
I am too.


By now, I suppose Nasty has eaten all the food in the trough, and probably the trough as well, so...?


"And I think we need to get your... Cleric? Out of here before he makes the waiter staff rise up against him in rebellion. Though it'd be an ironic end for a priest of smashy to die from blunt force trauma delivered via food trays. Does Smashy get irony? Would he laugh?"


Smashy likes iron...

Sovereign Court

As you all make your way north leaving Divenrell, the terrain gradually begins changing from farmland to dismal moors and tangled thickets, off in the distance you can see a mountain range whose peaks seem unusually pointy.


Survival: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (19) + 20 = 39
Perception: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32

Anything I should be aware of?


Scent: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17 do my antenna pick up any unusual smells?


Knowledge (dungeoneering): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

And anything I should know?

Sovereign Court

Alissa: With a survival/perception like that, you will have no issues navigating the previously unnavigateable soggy swamp. You also know of rumors of "Thingizzard" the witch beware her potions. Also there is an area just to the east of the mountain where there is a way to "Dragotha", the undead dragon, where fabulous riches and hideous death await.

Alick: Nothing unusual beyond the smell of rotting vegetation.

Jenny: Why don't we call that a nature check, you know that in certain areas of this swamp. The plants are known to be a bit carnivorous.


"Ah... Smells refreshing and invigorating out here. Much better than the filth lined streets of the city. Still a little smelly, but it's a fresh natural smelly." Alick says, his disguise dropped again. His crystals swarm out around them in a 20ft radius, giving a form of early detection against enemies.


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"Ooooh, I seem to remember something about White Blume Mountain in these areas..."

Knowledge (geography): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Sovereign Court

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Jenny: This is the "Sharped peak hill" What is this White Blume mt. you speak of? Did Keraptis mess this up for me again?


"Oh. Right. I knew it was one or the other. White Blume Mountain is the one to the south." =)


Knowlege: Local: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19+10 for undead

What do I know about Dragotha?

Sovereign Court

Alissa: You know that it would be highly unwise to go anywhere near that abomination.


"She's an undead terrier. I think. Seriously bad mojo there."


I think Nesod and I would get along fine with her.
The rest of you may have a problem.
In consideration of the other members of the party, we will leave her alone.


"Hmm... Don't think I have enough crystals yet to deal with a full grown dragon, undead or not. Maybe if I could blind it, I could give us a tactical advantage. Or if I could get it to swallow me whole I could cut it to pieces from the inside... I'd rather not try that though. Though I'm sure the dragon would have plenty of gems for me to play with... Maybe if I get enough gems, I can make a crystal copy of myself and trick it into eating that then cut it up from the inside. But it is undead, so that might not even hurt it much. Maybe AM HEALER could bless the crystals first? But then it's death would have to be smashy to appease Smashy for the blessing... Get the blessed crystals to form a giant crystal to smash down on it? Or maybe cause part of the ceiling to fall on it... "


Or we could just leave her alone.
Note to self. Remember to tell daddy about a possible ally or threat.


"Well yes, if we can. But having a plan of attack just in case. Or plans of attack. Multiple scenarios for different terrains. Is this dragon in the service of Boron? Wait!.... Nevermind, false alarm. Just a harmless little frog.... The Dragon would have the greater advantage outside I think. Kind of strange for Dragons to make their lairs in caves when such places restrict their movement so much. But I guess it keeps their wealth from the ill effects of weather. I think we might actually be lucky this one is undead. It won't go out hunting randomly and think us a tasty snack." Alick continues rambling on about everything and nothing, mostly quietly under his breath.

Scarab Sages

Tvashtri sees a rotten old sign apparently pointing the way to a fabled clockwork workshop, said to be guarded by blizzards and multiple veils of illusion, deep in the local foothills. He would be most remiss if he did not take this opportunity, which may separate him from the party for, at worst, 8 days (but probably will not).

"I may be a while," he tells the fellowship. "Or, I may not. Do not worry, we," he indicates his mechanicals, "will no doubt make our way back in due time!"


Oh No. Don't go there.


"Don't tell AMH and Nasty about that place........."


Alick wrote:
"And I think we need to get your... Cleric? Out of here before he makes the waiter staff rise up against him in rebellion. Though it'd be an ironic end for a priest of smashy to die from blunt force trauma delivered via food trays. Does Smashy get irony? Would he laugh?"

Smashy only wants for us all to be bludgeoned. I serve him equally well on either side of the equation.

Scarab Sages

Tvashtri walks down the path, only to emerge from a secret doorway in the hillside about a minute later.

"...Aaand it winds up back here! I see. Ah, well, the Fabled Workshop of the Schwarzfey must be somewhere else. Perhaps we shall come across it in time...."

Sovereign Court

You all continue winding your way through the swamp. Eventually the sun begins to go down and the fog will begin to thicken.


I smash the fog.


"What place Jenny?"


*Brings out tiny hut.*
INVOKE
*Tiny hut grows into hut big enough for 2.*

Wake me for third watch.
*Goes inside.*

Sovereign Court

AMH: Waving your mace around frantically, the fog withdraws a bit.


"Oh, nothing, Nasty. Oh look, our fearless leader made a hut. So cozy!"


Alick gathers some firewood and lights it with a small burst of energy from his finger. His crystals float through the fire and come out carrying a bit of the flame. The spread around the camp acting like tiny candles. He pulls a small tent from his bag and sets it up. "I'll take first watch." he says before sitting down near the fire. He levitates slightly off the ground, his eyes open and filled with an inner light. You feel as if each of his crystals is watching you.


...picks at his scales to pass the time....

I hate shedding...


A kender steps out of the entry.....

"Plenty of salt in here for everyone...single file no pushing.....what's that in your pocket....not my hand that other thing."


Alick's crystals swarm around the Kender menancingly as he approaches the camp, each one's flame burning brighter. "Identify yourself and state your intentions or die where you stand!" Alick's voice booms out from the crystals. Several have formed together into wicked looking daggers ready to strike at the intruder.


"Caspian.....your here looking for the salt mine, right?......no one steals salt it's bad luck."

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