
Olwyn Unseelie |

Olwyn dodges the first fist, but the second connects square in her chest as her eyes go wide and she coughs up blood. Dropping to the ground, it seems she is done for.
Good game. Just barely enough to confirm the crit and just barely enough to get me to zero HP, so awesome rolls. Feel free to CdG to your hearts content, this cat's bag o' tricks just ran dry.

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng Ren Rui stands at the ready for a moment, until he realizes that his opponent is truly finished. He clasps his hands together as he did at the beginning of their match, and holds them towards Olwyn. He retrieves his pipe and tobacco pouch, fills and lights the pipe, and leaves a small pile of tobacco by the catfolk's feet. He puffs at the smoke spewing stick and exits the arena.
Woah, I'm surprised that confirmed. Ha, and yeah, that's all you need to roll, really. That crit sure was lucky. Good game. Best of luck in your other matches. I'll buy you a drink in the gameplay section.

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng Ren Rui enters the arena, puffing at his pipe. He surveys the sand, the pillars, and the the almost imperceptibly gently rippling ceiling of force. His other hand plucks a vial from his vest and he reflects his past and what is to come.
Initiative result 23. Meng had just finished his exercises, and his corded physique is taught with energy.

Llyr the Lush |

A massive ulfen enters the arena dressed in beer stained platemail. Scars can be seen running up his neck, disappearing in his shaggy brown hair. Bleary grey eyes scan the arena, then with a shrug, he pops the cork on one of his liquor flasks and takes a long drink. Shaking his head as the burn warms his belly, he readies his shield and longsword. A gleaming silver mug hangs from his neck. "Come on already, before my buzz wears off!"
Less than yours, you're up!

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng sets his pipe by the arena exit. He toasts the scraggly viking, and drinks the contents of his vial. He leaps in a tight pirouette towards Lyr, and lands in a deceptively off balance stance.
Five foot to K10. Your move!

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr moves to his right, behind a piller, calling out. "Cayden! Clearly I did something to offend you last fight. Might you see fit to at least allow me to swing my sword a few times before my head explodes?"
Move to B9 and pray things go better

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr moves out from behind the piller, trucking along much faster than expected. Closing in on his opponent, he lashes out with his longsword.
Confirm crit threat: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 8 + 1 = 171d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 Not even going to see if that confirms, lol
Move to E8, Attack to a 28 for a mighty 5 damage

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng Ren Rui dodges the blow with amazing speed, ducking the slash. He fires a quick series of punches towards Lyr's side.
First attack is a crit threat with 20 to confirm, for 10 damage or 16 if it does confirm. Second attack is 22 to hit for 6 damage. Shoot, I had heard you have high AC, and I figured this was looking like a turtle fight. That was lucky, here's hoping that luck doesn't run out.

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr is surprised, both that his opponenet dodged his blow, but also that he survived the first punch, something that didn't happen the last time. "Not bad." he says as he tries a horribly off balanced thrust.
Attack to a 9... yeah... I've been attacked twice, nat 20'd both times, and roll a 1 on my attack... GG diceroller. TBH, if a 28 doesn't hit you, we are going to be in a turtle fight.

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng Ren sidesteps around the thrust as he continues to fire blows into Lyr, trying to find weak points.
First attack is 6 to hit for 7 (lol), second is 11 to hit for 8. Also, lol. And yeah, I read that. Though, that would have killed the crap out of Meng, too.

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr and Meng continue their dance of parry and riposte, neither finding a way past each others defenses.
Hit to a 24 for 9 damage

Meng Ren Rui |

Riposte and parry, Meng deflects the blow, eyeing Llyr. He watches, then suddenly strikes, trying to land another punch through Llyr's armor.
15 and 19 to hit, for 7 and 6 damage respectively.
Sorry for the late responses, this was my heavy end of the work week.

Llyr the Lush |

No worries
Llyr easily deflects the blows with his shield and attempts to actually land a blow.
Another miss, AC 17 for 9

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng Ren Rui's fists glance across the shield and he rolls with it as Llyr strikes out, pivoting with him. He fires out two more punches.
17 for 8 and 12 for 10. Right back atcha!

Llyr the Lush |

Trying a different tactic, Llyr goes for an overhead slice, hoping to catch the nimble monk off balance.
14 for 9. I think I will lose these roll-offs with you having twice as many chances to roll a 20

Meng Ren Rui |

The nimble monk easily swivels out of the way, and continues to bruise his fists against the tower of steel's armor. Or he would, if his fists bruised.
Yeah, I had hoped so. Still, this is silly, lol. 17 and 11.

Llyr the Lush |

At least its a good fight, not a one effect> dead kinda thing
Llyr keeps his shield to his foe, trying to anticipate his movements before lashing out with his blade once more.
Another miss to a 24

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr and Meng continue their dance of parry and riposte.
Miss to a 25

Meng Ren Rui |

Riposte and parry!
Meng Ren Rui, while not looking fatigued, does give a moment of pause in combat. He views Llyr, who looks neither impairingly wounded or any more tired than he.
Perhaps there is some other way we can settle this. Your defenses are too great for me to pierce, and it seems mine are too great for yours as well. I propose a duel of the mind.
did not crit, did not hit.

Llyr the Lush |

"What do you have in mind?" questions Llyr, keeping his defenses up incase of a trick.

Meng Ren Rui |

Meng moves his weight to the foot away from Llyr, lowering his arms slightly. In my lands, we have a game we devised to settle differences, when arms were not convenient. In this case, I believe we can use it to settle our bout here. The game is called papyrus, stone, cutters. Whoever wins the throw gets a free hit on the other. Last one standing is the winner. Sound fair?
Meng Ren shows Llyr the appropriate hand gestures that correspond to papyrus (an outstretched palm and straight fingers) stone (a fist) and cutters (two fingers out, the rest in a fist, like a number two). He then retrieves his backup pipe from a Kung Fu pocket and lights it.
Dice roller 1-3, reroll ties, single free hit (roll weapon damage + str or dex or whatever) for highest roll? We're basically just waiting for luck here anyway. This match seems to be basically chance at this point anyway, I know that I can only hit you on a twenty. Sound good?

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr barks out a laugh, "Sure, anything that can get me back to drinking faster."
Do we want to have the arbiter roll the sets and just roll damage?

Meng Ren Rui |

I was thinking we could just dice generate a 1-3 in post, post the damage roll for the arbiter, and then post damage like normal, that'd let us go quicker. Like so- PaperRockScissors: 1d3 ⇒ 1 And well, I rolled a one, so best I can do is tie and reroll. Cast your fate!

Llyr the Lush |

Roshambo #1: 1d3 ⇒ 2
12 damage from first round
Next round:
Roshambo #2: 1d3 ⇒ 1
No damage reported, since it isn't getting through

Llyr the Lush |

Rolls: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Hit me with your best shot!
Next round Rolls: 1d3 ⇒ 2
Possible 10 damage on ya

Llyr the Lush |

Llyr, having grown bored of this, puts up his hands. "I surrender. You win." This seems odd because he doesn't seem that badly bruised, and nowhere near being defeated. With that, Llyr walks out of the arena, and does not defend himself if Meng presses the assult, instead he just gives him a sigh and takes the beating.
This has lost any fun for me, so instead of dragging it out, I say GG.