Ahoy landlubbers!!!

[Green Beard the Pirate]

Greetin's t'ya Sczarni types. The name's Green Beard, for obvious reasons. What else'd ya call a half orc pirate?

Ah just signed on with yer Pathfinderin crew, since Besmara's luck left the crew of me last ship. Ah knew tryin' ta raid Chelish ships jus' outside th'Arch o' Aroden were bad news, but me cap'n wouldna listen. Chelish navy shows up, and ah t'was the only pirate ta get away with me life and me freedom. Just goes ta show that Besmara's listenin' to all me prayin'.

So ah hear tell that ya Pathfinderin types go 'round raidin' tombs 'n stuff fer booty all o'er Golarion. So 'stead of signin' on to 'nother pirate ship, ah figure ah'll try this raidin' on land with ye landlubbers fer a bit. Maybe save up me pennies to buy me own pirate ship, 'stead o' followin' some darn fool like me last cap'n.

But afta' ah join up, and ah hear tell that some o' these landlubbers don't wanna let me keep raidin' fer booty, like that pal'din lady. Yer leader, Gueril, seems like a fella' ah kin work with, ya know?

[Telessar Talimah]

You'd be surprised Green Beard. I've been on hold for mortality business many long seasons. Not to complain, but organized crime isn't what the posters described.

[Green Beard the Pirate]

ARRR!!! Just got back from me first Pathfinderin' mission. Went ta some city in Andoran, and trudged around in the sewers. Ended up swimmin' in the drink. Hard not ta fall in wearin' heavy metal armor.

Some punks tried ta kill us, but tasted my whip. We tore 'em up, and chased their gang out. Tis our terr'tory now.

Decided I don' like spiders. Not sumthin' ya gotta deal with on the high seas, so was m'first time facin' swarms o' the suckers like this. Besmara finished 'em off fer me. Jus' presented me unholy symbol and called down th' neg'tive energy.

Don' like monsters much, either. Had ta kill a few of 'em, and t'weren't easy. Helped our rogue get some sneak attacks, when we ganged up on the baddies, flankin' 'em from both sides. Besmara kep' me safe through mos' of that, too, what wit' th' magic duplicates ta keep 'em from hittin' the real me. Got some blood on m' cestus in that one.

Got some nice booty fer my troubles, so this Pathfinderin' thing might jus' work out. I reckon I'll stick with it for a bit, least 'til I can afford t' get my own pirate ship.

[MichaelCullen]

Sounds like your just the type o man we need in this organization.
-Mr Maddison, your friendly Caravan "Negotiator"

[Yadokai-Oni]

well done cousin, i look forward to hearing of your exploits in the future... i did not stray far from absolom in my last trip... and i see that getting wet seems to be a common theme as it were.

if you need my help, though i imagine you swim quite well... just ask.

[Strikes Like Lightning]

"Say, Green Beard. I've been looking into employment opportunities as a pirate. I'm real handy with an ax, strong like an ox (but sharp like a watermelon.) Any chance you lookin' for a crew yet?"

[Yadokai-Oni]

"There is life here! ben ages since i have seen any cousins swimming around. Speaking of which Strikes, you may want to sharpen that watermelon."

He chuckles.

[Strikes Like Lightning]

"What's a watermelon?"

[Yadokai-Oni]

it is a type of round fruit...

[Strikes Like Lightning]

"...Crap."

[Awilda]

Seems we have another potential Jack Tar fer the Sweet Trade! Time for you to stop being some fancy jacket and spread Besmara's blessings.