>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for my car's battery going kaput today at work.

I Blame Cosmo that after I got home...I found today of all days Floyd throwing up on my floor.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I just joined up with a group in a friend's game.

The GM's rolls for the submerged enemies are 85% favorable, only 25% of the party's rolls are.

Cosmo's been tampering with the dice bot.
COSMO!!!!

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the hellish traffic jam on my way home tonight. It took me over a hour to get home.

Also my boots are still killing my feet that I have to go get new boots tonight.

I have a saying...a motto if you will...'Makes friends with pain and you will have a friend for life.'

I Blame Cosmo for pain being a really good friend of late.

[Rysky]

It's because you're so lovable ^w^

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

[NobodysHome]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

[Master Pugwampi]

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

[Chris Lambertz]

I blame Cosmo for continuing to get locked out of one of my group inboxes ._.

[Rysky]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

I blame Cosmo for continuing to get locked out of one of my group inboxes ._.

Do... do you mean errors keep happening and he gets locked out or does he do something and you lock him out?

[Chris Lambertz]

I'm getting locked out because of Cosmo. I blame him for my inability to express my displeasure in him locking me out of access to this inbox!

[Rysky]

My bad! I Blame Cosmo for misreading Chris' Blame and thinking Cosmo was getting himself locked out. But instead bad things are happening to the poor Roobit...

[Cosmo Cultist]

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuunnnnn!!

[Rysky]

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuunnnnn!!

No, BLAME!

[Cosmo Cultist]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuunnnnn!!

No, BLAME!

The two are not mutually exclusive!

[Rysky]

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuunnnnn!!

No, BLAME!

The two are not mutually exclusive!

But if we shun them they won't be aware of the blame!

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuunnnnn!!

No, BLAME!

The two are not mutually exclusive!

But if we shun them they won't be aware of the blame!

If you blame them first, then shun them, they want be able deny the blame, making them guilty!

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for idiots on Facebook.

OK, that's not fair. Even Cosmo isn't that all-powerful!

BLASPHEMER!!!

I Blame Cosmo for NobodysHome's lack of faith! >:P

I Blame Cosmo for how disturbing that it is.

Shun the unbeliever! Shuuuuuunnnnn!!

No, BLAME!

The two are not mutually exclusive!

But if we shun them they won't be aware of the blame!

If you blame them first, then shun them, they want be able deny the blame, making them guilty!

Oooo!

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for the above posters doing quote upon quote posts creating a hypnosis effect when you scroll down quickly that is making me very sleepy.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the above posters doing quote upon quote posts creating a hypnosis effect when you scroll down quickly that is making me very sleepy.

Must resist urge to break thread... again.

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the above posters doing quote upon quote posts creating a hypnosis effect when you scroll down quickly that is making me very sleepy.

Must resist urge to break thread... again.

Yeah, the great Cosmo was displeased the last time that was done and smote it off the boards.

I Blame Cosmo for that. Seriously, he did it.

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the above posters doing quote upon quote posts creating a hypnosis effect when you scroll down quickly that is making me very sleepy.

Must resist urge to break thread... again.

Yeah, the great Cosmo was displeased the last time that was done and smote it off the boards.

I Blame Cosmo for that. Seriously, he did it.

It's true, I was there. And did it.

[Tels]

Rysky wrote:

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for the above posters doing quote upon quote posts creating a hypnosis effect when you scroll down quickly that is making me very sleepy.

Must resist urge to break thread... again.

Yeah, the great Cosmo was displeased the last time that was done and smote it off the boards.

I Blame Cosmo for that. Seriously, he did it.

It's true, I was there. And did it.

Was I there for that? I don't recall. I know I've had such things smoteded before.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

I've been standing at a door for over 4 1/2 hours for work, my feet were killing me afterwards, yesterday.

Cosmo, i blame you, yes YOU.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for a box falling onto the top of my head from no where yesterday at work. Usually he does not do anything as overt as making a box appear out of no where right above my head like that.

[David Manning, Movie Critic]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for a box falling onto the top of my head from no where yesterday at work. Usually he does not do anything as overt as making a box appear out of no where right above my head like that.

I blame Cosmo for Master Kretzer failing his improv audition for the new The Cos Must Be Crazy independent film.

[Set]

Some tatty-haired bouchelippa is playing Set in a 'Gods of Egypt' movie.

I blame you, Cosmo.

[Rysky]

Set wrote:

Some tatty-haired bouchelippa is playing Set in a 'Gods of Egypt' movie.

I blame you, Cosmo.

I love GB but...

Ugh...

Cosmo, why?

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Rysky wrote:

Set wrote:

Some tatty-haired bouchelippa is playing Set in a 'Gods of Egypt' movie.

I blame you, Cosmo.

I love GB but...

Ugh...

Cosmo, why?

.

[Rysky]

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Set wrote:

Some tatty-haired bouchelippa is playing Set in a 'Gods of Egypt' movie.

I blame you, Cosmo.

I love GB but...

Ugh...

Cosmo, why?

.

*whimpers*

[GM_Beernorg]

I blame Cosmo for my not knowing what a bouchelippa is!

(no seriously, what does that word actually mean, google did not recognize it when I searched...?!)

[Set]

GM_Beernorg wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my not knowing what a bouchelippa is!

(no seriously, what does that word actually mean, google did not recognize it when I searched...?!)

Google will not save you.

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Set wrote:

GM_Beernorg wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my not knowing what a bouchelippa is!

(no seriously, what does that word actually mean, google did not recognize it when I searched...?!)

Google will not save you.

Ignore this guy, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

[GM_Beernorg]

Hey, google has become self aware and taken the form of a shapely drow...who knew.

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Well, drider to be precise. Though I can be anything you search for, really.

[Rysky]

Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:

Well, drider to be precise. Though I can be anything you search for, really.

*begins searching for [CENSORED]*

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Rysky wrote:

Google, Demon Queen of Spiders wrote:

Well, drider to be precise. Though I can be anything you search for, really.

*begins searching for [CENSORED]*

Oooh, someone's got SafeSearch off. This'll be fun.

[GM_Beernorg]

Hey, I like spiders, no need to change on my account ;)

[Rysky]

Me too! I was just looking for... specifics...

[GM_Beernorg]

Charlotte's Web just got a whole new meaning!

[Game Master Scotty]

I blame Cosmo for having Comcast no longer support our route, forcing us to go with out net access.

Then the new router only allowing phone, but not net.

My phone being to out of date to create a secure connection to paizo, due to a security upgrade they made.

Which caused me miss out on the start of an epic battle in my play by post!

I HAVE NO COMPTER, AND, THEREFORE MUST POST VIA MY GALAXY TABLET.

WHICH IS NOT SUPPORTED BY HERO LAB CURRENTLY.

DEFEATING THE PRIMARY REASON FOR PURCHASING SAID TABLET.

FOR NOT CHECKING COMPATIBILITY BEFORE MAKING, SAID PURCHASE!

AND HAVING TO GO ON A RESTRICTED DIET FOR MY STOMACH PROBLEMS AND WEIGHT!!!

Oh, and the clutch on my car is going out, so I have to float the gears like it's a big rig...

[Readerbreeder]

Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for having Comcast no longer support our route, forcing us to go with out net access.

Then the new router only allowing phone, but not net.

My phone being to out of date to create a secure connection to paizo, due to a security upgrade they made.

Which caused me miss out on the start of an epic battle in my play by post!

I HAVE NO COMPTER, AND, THEREFORE MUST POST VIA MY GALAXY TABLET.

WHICH IS NOT SUPPORTED BY HERO LAB CURRENTLY.

DEFEATING THE PRIMARY REASON FOR PURCHASING SAID TABLET.

FOR NOT CHECKING COMPATIBILITY BEFORE MAKING, SAID PURCHASE!

AND HAVING TO GO ON A RESTRICTED DIET FOR MY STOMACH PROBLEMS AND WEIGHT!!!

Oh, and the clutch on my car is going out, so I have to float the gears like it's a big rig...

Well, it looks like we all know who Cosmo's favorite is right now...

I hope it gets better, Scotty!

[Game Master Scotty]

I'm mostly sure, Mr Kertzer has that distinction.

I believe Cosmo has minions do his work in Florida.

For which I Blame Cosmo anyways.

[John Kretzer]

Game Master Scotty wrote:

I'm mostly sure, Mr Kertzer has that distinction.

I Blame Cosmo that Game Master Scotty is most likely right about this.

[Rysky]

I Blame Cosmo for always picking on my Mamushka and 22 1/2 favourite stool.

Pick on Orthos or Tels for a change!

[Cosmo Cultist]

I blame Cosmo for people apparently not understanding the concept of worship for placation.

[Rysky]

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

I blame Cosmo for people apparently not understanding the concept of worship for placation.

You're the cultist, not I. I just Blame.

I Blame Cosmo for his cultists being so fanatical.

[Cosmo Cultist]

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not understanding that "Fanatical" is just a pejorative replacement for "Dedicated"!

[Rysky]

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

I blame Cosmo for Rysky not understanding that "Fanatical" is just a pejorative replacement for "Dedicated"!

I Blame Cosmo for Cosmo Cultist splitting hairs.

[Insane KillMaster]

So, someone is blaming Cosmo for the sake of blaming Cosmo?

I blame Cosmo that made my head spin.