>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[Game Master Scotty]

And, now, this is horrible.

True wickedness, I salute you for this deviousness.

My wife double checked the 4 pages of warnings on my medication.

And, lo, it was found that I should abstain from alcohol for at least 30 days.

A month, with no beer, whiskey or scotch.

Sniff, sniff

I blame cosmo..

[Chyrone]

...and you're probably going to drink yourself b@tsh1t pissdrunk to celebrate when that term is over.

[Game Master Scotty]

Ah, no, that would ruin the point of taking the meds.

I tend to enjoy my spirits in moderation, maybe 1 serving in the evening 2-4 times a week.

I can not keep up with the younger crowd, even if I wished to.

Now I feel old...

I'll Blame that on Cosmo.

[Rysky]

Game Master Scotty wrote:

Ah, no, that would ruin the point of taking the meds.

I tend to enjoy my spirits in moderation, maybe 1 serving in the evening 2-4 times a week.

I can not keep up with the younger crowd, even if I wished to.

Now I feel old...

I'll Blame that on Cosmo.

You'll always be one hot momma to me ^w^

[Chyrone]

Barracuda Scotty wrote:

I can not keep up with the younger crowd, even if I wished to.

Now I feel old...

I rarely drink alcohol and if i do it's in moderation.

I'm still young. Cheer up, for one day their liver is more of a problem than yours is. ;)

[Chyras LeBlanc]

My GM can't use a scanner for a timespan unknown.
Thus i can't get my chronicle :(, i blame Cosmo.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for being pleased with bringing social media nonsense into the Ask James Jacbos thread. I'm fairly certain I made several people scoff in annoyance and this makes me smile.

Cosmo is tainting me.

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Tels wrote:

Cosmo is tainting me.

Eeeexcellent...

[Alex G St-Amand]

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for having to go play a D&D Next game tonight...sigh...

Well I guess it could be worse.

Could be 4E...

Or F.A.T.A.L.

F.A.T.A.L. would be good for something based on the anime called Cross Ange.

And try to avoid starting an 'Edition War' here, intentionally or by accident.

[TriOmegaZero]

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

F.A.T.A.L. would be good for something based on the anime called Cross Ange.

Mother of monsters, is Cross Ange THAT bad?

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

F.A.T.A.L. would be good for something based on the anime called Cross Ange.

Mother of monsters, is Cross Ange THAT bad?

I blame Cosmo that I first misread that as Criss Angel and thought, "That comparison's a bit harsh."

[Alex G St-Amand]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Alex G St-Amand wrote:

F.A.T.A.L. would be good for something based on the anime called Cross Ange.

Mother of monsters, is Cross Ange THAT bad?

At times it is...

Not sure if even F.A.T.A.L. has rules for cybernetic arms breaking during cavities searches.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for yet MORE!!! snow coming our way. They will be snow piles till the start of summer at this rate.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for yet MORE!!! snow coming our way. They will be snow piles till the start of summer at this rate.

I blame Cosmo for my front yard, in Alaska, looking like this.

[Chyrone]

I blame Cosmo for the Bolt Ace archetype not being finished.
It's the only way i'd pick the gunslinger.

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

I blame Cosmo that I have that “Eins Zwei Polizei” song from that car commercial stuck in my head.

I also blame Cosmo I just recently spent a considerable amount of time & effort working on a new creative outlet only to discover I really suck at it.

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for yet MORE!!! snow coming our way. They will be snow piles till the start of summer at this rate.

I blame Cosmo for my front yard, in Alaska, looking like this.

I Blame Cosmo for yet More snow...and more snow for the next two days...

I Blame Cosmo for my lack of ability to send this snow up to Tels front yard.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for yet MORE!!! snow coming our way. They will be snow piles till the start of summer at this rate.

I blame Cosmo for my front yard, in Alaska, looking like this.

I Blame Cosmo for yet More snow...and more snow for the next two days...

I Blame Cosmo for my lack of ability to send this snow up to Tels front yard.

I blame Cosmo for John's inability to send snow to my front yard as well.

I blame Cosmo for my lack of ability to steal snow from John for my front yard.

I blame Cosmo for my yard looking like that since October.

[John Kretzer]

Also what is that strange greenish stuff on the ground?

I Blame Cosmo for my inability to ID it.

[Kajehase]

I blame Cosmo for spring arriving a month early in these parts.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for my shoulder pain I have from having to shovel up the slush left from last night 'snow' storm and than going to work today and lifting irregular(packages weighing 70+ lbs.) all day.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for the minor cold I've picked up resulting in a runny nose.

But I really blame Cosmo for the booger that formed deep inside my nostril and has felt like a lump and poked the inside of my nose all day, driving me crazy.

I blame Cosmo further for the booger resisting all attempts to dislodge it.

I blame Cosmo for the bloody nose I now have after wadding up a piece of toilet paper, jamming it up my nostril, applying pressure with my finger, and then rotating the toilet paper around and around under pressure, scraping the inside of my nostril until the booger was dislodge.

I also blame Cosmo for the vivid description I felt the need to provide for everyone.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo for people still complaining about snow in March.

[Tels]

The Numa Numa video with Gary Brolsma turns old enough to drive in the U.S.A. this year...

I blame Cosmo for aging.

[Edit] You know what, no. I blame Cosmo for my being tired and mathing wrong. (the video is 11 years old, not 16 this year doh!)

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for aging.

I blame Cosmo that you aren't considering that the alternative is worse.

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for my being tired and mathing wrong.

Yeah, tired, that's all; it certainly wouldn't be mental degradation due to aging. {schedules treppawampis to visit Tels again tonight while he's asleep}

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog no see Mazter Pugwamp run away from Rysky for alot of time now.

Poog blame Cosmo for the missing running gag.

[Master Pugwampi]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

Poog no see Mazter Pugwamp run away from Rysky for alot of time now.

Poog blame Cosmo for the missing running gag.

I Blame Cosmo that Poog has the intelligence of a gnat! Why should I keep coming back here to suffer abuse from a deranged...

*sniff*

...is that eau d'omox? I'm outie!

*tears a pugwampi shaped hole in the side of the thread by leaving so fast*

[Cosmo Cultist]

*siiiiiiiiiigh*

*gets out the patching cement*

[Tels]

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

*siiiiiiiiiigh*

*gets out the patching cement*

A real Cosmo Cultist would have praised Cosmo for the blessing/annoyance inflicted upon him.

I blame Cosmo for impostors.

[Master Pugwampi]

Tels wrote:

Cosmo Cultist wrote:

*siiiiiiiiiigh*

*gets out the patching cement*

A real Cosmo Cultist would have praised Cosmo for the blessing/annoyance inflicted upon him.

I blame Cosmo for impostors.

No, no, no. The Cultists simply keep the place looking presentable and sacrifice the occasional goat. His true servants (loyal and competent pugwampis like myself and Hunt...well...like myself at least) do the praising and annoying activities.

I Blame Cosmo for Tels not paying attention.

[Master Pugwampi]

*suddenly realizes he is still here*

Ummm...excuse me...I just thought of somewhere I need to...

*flees to an undisclosed location*

[Game Master Scotty]

I Blame Cosmo for breaking my sunglasses today.

By having the door to my trailer open more quickly than expected.

And causing an empty 1/6 barrel keg to fall on my face.

....and the AC in my house stopped working today.

...and my refrigerated trailer as well...

You know, I'll just blame him for Today.

[Rysky]

Praise Cosmo for MP's paranoia for it is delicious! (Other things of his are too but I'm holding Cosmo accountable for just the paranoia atm)

*sets Pugwampi alarm and goes back to sleep*

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

I blame Cosmo for the visions of Sugar Pugs dancing in Rysky's head.

I also blame Cosmo for almost taking Harrison Ford within a week of Nimoy's passing.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for my game getting canceled tonight due to the weather.

[Rysky]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the visions of Sugar Pugs dancing in Rysky's head.

Well I does have a sweet tooth.

*starts preparing cauldron of melted saugar to bath a certain wampi in*

[Pillbug Toenibbler]

Rysky wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the visions of Sugar Pugs dancing in Rysky's head.

Well I does have a sweet tooth.

*starts preparing cauldron of melted saugar to bath a certain wampi in*

Caramel-coated apple PM? {shudders thinking about where the stick goes}

I blame Cosmo for my imagination making me lose my appetite.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I blame Cosmo that my wifi connection has sucked for over a year (too many walls to go through to get to my laptop, lack of alternate phone jacks to plug the DSL router into). This morning it has been even more abominable with it losing the connection, regaining it, and then losing it again with the span of a minute... repeatedly! I couldn't stay connected at all and couldn't get any work done online. I've been wanting to run a new phone line and jack, but that means crawling into a low-roofed attic, squeezing around the air handler, my messed up knees perched precariously on unforgivingly hard old Florida pine trusses, though blown-in fiberglass insulation and dessicated raccoon & rat poop in sweltering heat. But the tantalizing promise of Internet access unfulfilled was quickly fraying my sanity.

So I broke out the tools and finally did it. The new line is installed and wired into the existing old wiring and telephone box, and the wifi router is much closer and less obstructed. I'm sweaty, fiberglass itchy, my knees ache, and I likely have dried poop dust rehydrating in my lungs. But now my wifi connection is rock solid and faster than it's ever been.

So I blame Cosmo for making conditions so bad I had to finally fix them... thanks! Now it's time for a badly needed and much desired shower.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

So I blame Cosmo for making conditions so bad I had to finally fix them... thanks!

NOOOOOOOOOO! You stupid slaad; you're not supposed to blame His Most Cosmologically Significant for positive things!!! AUGH!

[Rysky]

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the visions of Sugar Pugs dancing in Rysky's head.

Well I does have a sweet tooth.

*starts preparing cauldron of melted saugar to bath a certain wampi in*

Caramel-coated apple PM? {shudders thinking about where the stick goes}

I blame Cosmo for my imagination making me lose my appetite.

So do you not want any or do you want me to just wrap you some for later?

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the visions of Sugar Pugs dancing in Rysky's head.

Well I does have a sweet tooth.

*starts preparing cauldron of melted saugar to bath a certain wampi in*

Caramel-coated apple PM? {shudders thinking about where the stick goes}

I blame Cosmo for my imagination making me lose my appetite.

So do you not want any or do you want me to just wrap you some for later?

If anybody had any wonder as to why I run, there it is.

I Blame Cosmo for this whole revolting development!

*uses Hunt as portable cover while edging out of the thread*

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

I blame Cosmo for the visions of Sugar Pugs dancing in Rysky's head.

Well I does have a sweet tooth.

*starts preparing cauldron of melted saugar to bath a certain wampi in*

Caramel-coated apple PM? {shudders thinking about where the stick goes}

I blame Cosmo for my imagination making me lose my appetite.

So do you not want any or do you want me to just wrap you some for later?

If anybody had any wonder as to why I run, there it is.

I Blame Cosmo for this whole revolting development!

*uses Hunt as portable cover while edging out of the thread*

Ah ha!

*harpoons Hunt and Master Pugwampi*

I blame Cosmo I didn't think of this sooner.

*begins stirring the Pug-kebab into the molten sugar*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Rysk lady want chicken legs with that?

Also, Poog blame Cosmo for failed goblin attack at Sandpoint, stupid adventurers be bad at timing.

[Rysky]

Nah, I'm good.

*begins dipping the Pug-kebab in and out of the mix, building up a nice coat*

[Tels]

I don't want to live in this country anymore... I blame Cosmo.

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

Poog at loss of words.....that saying something.

Poog blame Cosmo for Poog's lack of words o_o

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Rysky wrote:

Ah ha!

*harpoons Hunt and Master Pugwampi*

I blame Cosmo I didn't think of this sooner.

*begins stirring the Pug-kebab into the molten sugar*

AHHH! I'm too young to be a snack! I promote tooth decay! And acid reflux! And constipation and diarrhea! And... and... um...

{writhes in horror} OOOOO! OOOOO! MP is touching me on our kebab skewer!!!! Make him stop! Stop touching me, MP!!! AHHHH!!!! I blame Cosmo that MP is touching me!

[Rysky]

Mmmm, dinner and a show. I would drink Hunt's tears of suffering to complete the trifecta but Pugwampi tears aren't all that great.

I blame Cosmo that Pugwampi tears taste like Pepsi.

[Alex G St-Amand]

Rysky wrote:

Mmmm, dinner and a show. I would drink Hunt's tears of suffering to complete the trifecta but Pugwampi tears aren't all that great.

I blame Cosmo that Pugwampi tears taste like Pepsi.

You might want to avoid Hunt's brain, it seems to be malfunctioning (both constipation and diarrhea at the same time... how does that work?).

[Master Pugwampi]

Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Ah ha!

*harpoons Hunt and Master Pugwampi*

I blame Cosmo I didn't think of this sooner.

*begins stirring the Pug-kebab into the molten sugar*

AHHH! I'm too young to be a snack! I promote tooth decay! And acid reflux! And constipation and diarrhea! And... and... um...

{writhes in horror} OOOOO! OOOOO! MP is touching me on our kebab skewer!!!! Make him stop! Stop touching me, MP!!! AHHHH!!!! I blame Cosmo that MP is touching me!

OK, remember that trick where we double up the unluck aura? Use that now!

*Hunt, the PugWumpus and Master Pugwampi suddenly slide off the harpoon made slick with molten sugar, fall into the vat with such force that the splatter covers the entire thread in caramel sauce*

*they hit the bottom which—by some random chance—is just weak enough to crack open and spill them and the molten sugar all over the floor*

*Hunt and MP slip and slide all over as they try to stand up, knocking all bystanders over and piling them up on top of Rysky in a gooey, sticky mess. They then continue sliding out of the thread*

I Blame Cosmo that Hunt has forgotten the special training sessions entirely!

...and that we don't seem to be in control of this slide.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*sound of falling garbage cans and broken glass from the direction the two pugwampis left the thread*