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Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it.
I Blame Cosmo for Kitsune becoming a PFS race.
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I blame Cosmo for being in fear every time I fill up my car with fuel. It seems every time something goes wrong with the car, or something happens to the car where it breaks down to where it's not usable anymore it happens right after it's filled with fuel. It seems I'm not the only person that has noticed this. I'm thinking of labeling phenomenon the Cosmo Effect.
This happens with my car too, and I will now start blaming Cosmo for it. Why does a fuel tank attract flat tires, road debris through the AC condenser, potholes/sharp-edged manholes now sticking an inch above the pavement, disintegrating windshield wipers, suddenly dead alternator... I specifically did not order the pugwampi option with my car, Cosmo!
As dumb as it sounds, I've been only filling my gas tank up halfway or 2/3s full. So far, no incidents... but I know it's only a matter of time, especially since I jinxed it by mentioning it.
I also notice a similar phenomenon that happens when it rains right after a car is washed. I can only imagine it's an slight variant of the Cosmo Effect and that Cosmo is also responsible.
At home, I have to park my car under a jacaranda tree, which means the usual bombardment of bird droppings, as well as a shower of shed blossoms and leaf spines, and the occasional seed pod. But when we get a good rain or thunderstorm/downpour—normally every other day or so now—the torrents won't even wash the blossoms off the car... sure they get soaked but they just cling on. When they dry, they still stick. Even driving the car at 55 to 60 MPH won't dislodge them. The leaf spines are just as annoying as pine tree needles, and work their way into every automotive nook and cranny. They don't dislodge on the highway either, and worse, they will work under the windshield wipers and quickly shred them. {sigh} Why, Cosmo, why?
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It's Sunday - which means tomorrow's Monday and back to work. And we all know who's to blame for weekends ending.
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I blame Cosmo for the following rant I posted on Facebook:
Google "Meals to eat on an upset stomach" You know you find as good "meals" to eat? Bananas. 'Cause Bananas make a good full-course meal.
Oh, Ginger! Yeah, I love me some Ginger root for dinner!
Pro-biotics! Delicious! Whoo! Eating well tonight!
It's even worse because half this crap is listed on those stupid websites that make you click an arrow to 'view the next slide' only for it to re-load the entire website. Now, why does it re-load the entire website instead of just moving to the next slide? I'll tell you: So they can load up another damned advertisement group.
F$*#ing websites keep stuffing their advertisements down my throat while I'm too busy vomiting stuff back up my throat while trying to find something to settle my stomach, but still filling for everyone else to eat for dinner.
Seriously, when I search for 'meals for dinner' I don't want to find single ingredients that don't actually help me in anyway. Especially when one of the damned ingredients listed is probiotics!
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Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it.I Blame Cosmo for Kitsune becoming a PFS race.
I blame Cosmo for not having invented a device that allows me to punch John through the Internet without any reciprocations or repercussions.
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I blame Cosmo for the violence inherent in the system.
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I blame Cosmo for not having invented a device that allows me to punch John through the Internet without any reciprocations or repercussions.Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it.I Blame Cosmo for Kitsune becoming a PFS race.
Ouch I just felt like somebody has punched me through the internet without any reciprocation or repercussions...I Blame Cosmo.
I also blame Cosmo for AA's lack humor...;)
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I Blame Cosmo for my Dad having to go to the dentist like right now so he can't cook dinner before I have to leave to visit a friend in the hospitable.
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I blame Cosmo for there not being more time to get things done.
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Liz has disabled the Send PM button on her page so now I can't send her anymore cute animal and other non-sequitur related stuff.
Obviously Cosmo did something.
I blame Cosmo for Rysky not being born a slaad.
We really aren't that picky. That and I work for a certain two-headed demon in the off-season and there are benefits, yeeesssss.
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I blame Cosmo for having Tegan and Sara's "Everything Is Awesome" stuck in my head like a Ceti Alpha V earworm.
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I blame Cosmo for the pointless day I had.
I blame Cosmo for the pointless day I had.
Was it Mythically Pointless?
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I blame Cosmo for the pointless day I had.Was it Mythically Pointless?
Indeed it was.
I blame Cosmo for Tels not blaming Cosmo in his reply to me.
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I blame Cosmo for the pointless day I had.Was it Mythically Pointless?Indeed it was.
I blame Cosmo for Tels not blaming Cosmo in his reply to me.
I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 knowing I needed to know if it was a Mythically Pointless day before blaming him for it being a Mythically Pointless day.
One does not blame Cosmo for something he hasn't done yet. It only makes him stronger and, even worse, gives him ideas. I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 not knowing this either.
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I blame Cosmo for my GM not communicating to us that he intended our goblin paladin's journey to collect his followers to be a full side adventure.
We needed to be fast, since Dreszen could have been attacked at any moment. Rather than move all of our mythic party's forces away from our newly conquered holding, I suggested that only two of us leave to collect the goblins. It was just going to be a few days of walking, right?
Wrong. The GM had planned a whole encounter for us. An encounter balanced around there being a full Mythic party in attendance. We won, of course, but the followers we had travelled to collect nearly died in the process and the entire engagement took about three hours of us tactically decimating our enemies.
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I blame Cosmo that the best part about the Batman vs Superman film is going to be the modern premiere of Wonder Woman.
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I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.
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I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.
I blame Cosmo for John not realizing that his friend, Leg, is now a prime target for further Pathfinder gaming.
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I blame Cosmo for the office staff at work behaving like 12 year old school girls in their pettiness and spite towards others even though they are both pushing 40.
Seriously, the place has gotten toxic.
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I blame Cosmo for the poor performance at work and having to endure the owner coming in and delivering a speech like this.
hooray, more stress and pressure...
And I still have the cough.
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I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.
I blame Cosmo for how terrible this question sounds but is he crippled for life?
There is this a running joke in my group involving falling 40 feet and being crippled for life. I would like to know what happens when a 40 foot ladder falls on someone...FOR SCIENCE!
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I blame Cosmo for the pointless day I had.Was it Mythically Pointless?Indeed it was.
I blame Cosmo for Tels not blaming Cosmo in his reply to me.
I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 knowing I needed to know if it was a Mythically Pointless day before blaming him for it being a Mythically Pointless day.
One does not blame Cosmo for something he hasn't done yet. It only makes him stronger and, even worse, gives him ideas. I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 not knowing this either.
I blame Cosmo for Tels not understanding that the only thing that I would consider blaming Cosmo for was a Mythically Pointless day.
I blame Cosmo for Tels not realizing that you can never blame Cosmo for something he hasn't done yet because it is likely he has done it and you just don't know.
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I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.I blame Cosmo for how terrible this question sounds but is he crippled for life?
There is this a running joke in my group involving falling 40 feet and being crippled for life. I would like to know what happens when a 40 foot ladder falls on someone...FOR SCIENCE!
I blame Cosmo that the 40 foot ladder is likely crippled for life.
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I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.You have a friend named Leg?
I Blame Cosmo for being so emotionally damaged by my friend's injury that I forgot the " 's " after friend in my initial post...
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I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.I blame Cosmo for how terrible this question sounds but is he crippled for life?
There is this a running joke in my group involving falling 40 feet and being crippled for life. I would like to know what happens when a 40 foot ladder falls on someone...FOR SCIENCE!
He should be all right...he had a very bad bruise...it was very swollen it looked like he had a second knee and he had troubled walking. But he should recover...though he may have bruised the bone.
We will just have to wait and see.
I Blame Cosmo for my friend waiting to go to a hospitable and finding out instead of waiting to see if it gets better on it's own.
I blame Cosmo that the 40 foot ladder is likely crippled for life.I Blame Cosmo for a 40' ladder falling on my friend leg yesterday.I blame Cosmo for how terrible this question sounds but is he crippled for life?
There is this a running joke in my group involving falling 40 feet and being crippled for life. I would like to know what happens when a 40 foot ladder falls on someone...FOR SCIENCE!
No praise Sara Marie that my friend's leg broke the ladder's fall and survive rather physically unscathed from the tragedy. Though I can speak to the ladder's emotional state.
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Today, like every few years, I have to change the wiper blades on my car. It seems like it should be simple enough... heck, it has to be simple, because I've seen how dumb most other drivers are and they can figure how to change them. So I look at the vague-but-seemingly-clear-enough pictures on the back of the package and start to finagle with the wiper blade... and I can't figure it out. So I look at the pictures more closely and try it again. Repeat for several minutes ("Nope, nothing helpful in the car owner's manual." "What is that? Maybe I wedge a flat-tip screwdriver in there?" "Do I push this clip down? Huh, maybe it goes up instead?" "That f%&*ing clip doesn't do ANYTHING!").
Eventually, I have my eureka moment and figure it out. Hooray! Except... I've changed these pair of blades on this car four or five times now, and afterward, I always forget how to do it, so I can repeat this stupid reenactment all over again the next time.
And then today I realized that everyday is full of these little micro-frustrations that abrade the soul... its once glossy enamel now a dull severely-scratched cover with vulnerable bits starting to show through, hastening the spiritual corrosion. This is your apéritifs and amuse-gueules then, isn't it, Cosmo? Why, Cosmo, why?
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Shuttling between two IT support companies all morning, each of whom insisted that whatever was going wrong was the other's problem, only to get it sorted out in around fifteen bleeding minutes once I'd got hold of someone who knew what's what? This is the sort of thing Cosmo brings about with a contemptuous flick of his elegantly manicured (?) fingers (?) - kindergarten stuff. However, what one of them decided I needed to keep me company while waiting for some yawking putz to come on the line and tell me it's got nothing to do with him and what the hell is this server thing you keep talking about anyway was a looped version of 'Another Day in Paradise' by Phil Collins, played on the electronic panpipes, and it's those little details that are the hallmark of a true professional.
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I have been very angry lately. The slightest of things have been setting me off. For this there is only one reason why....Cosmo must be doing it somehow.
Damn Slaadi just made my skin crawl something awful. I blame Cosmo!Are you sure it was slaadi? All those spiders Cosmo feeds people in their sleep have to go somewhere. I'm sure they end up under the skin somehow.
OOH! Spiders! Hadn't thought of that one!
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OOH! Spiders! Hadn't thought of that one!
When you have that gunk in the corner of your eyes when you wake up?
That's because a spider crawled up onto your face and drank some of your tears when you were sleeping.
And it's all Cosmo's fault.
Because he's the spider!
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OOH! Spiders! Hadn't thought of that one!
When you have that gunk in the corner of your eyes when you wake up?
That's because a spider crawled up onto your face and drank some of your tears when you were sleeping.
And it's all Cosmo's fault.
** spoiler omitted **
I do imagine him sounding awfully similar to Tim Curry.
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Damn Slaadi just made my skin crawl something awful. I blame Cosmo!Are you sure it was slaadi? All those spiders Cosmo feeds people in their sleep have to go somewhere. I'm sure they end up under the skin somehow.
I blame Cosmo for making me look that back up to post here.
I also blame Cosmo for a lot of people bailing on plans I had made with them yesterday. It was a total bummer.