>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<

[John Kretzer]

Orthos wrote:

Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.

Hey I don't win many days so I like to cherish the short live victories I do get.

[Tels]

John Kretzer wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.

Hey I don't win many days so I like to cherish the short live victories I do get.

By taunting, you made the victory even shorter.

[Rysky]

Tels wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.

Hey I don't win many days so I like to cherish the short live victories I do get.

By taunting, you made the victory even shorter.

Cherish faster.

[Limeylongears]

Cosmo wrote:

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for chainmail bikinis.

Warning! Mildly NSFW!

Mildly?! Those are VERY not safe for work!

It provides no protection whatsoever, pinches, rusts... OSHA would have a field day if that saw a workforce trying to work in uniforms like that!

Silly things.

If Cosmo is responsible for chainmail bikinis, then thankyou Cosmo. THANKYOU, THANKYOU, THANKYOU.

Now, how to get these officially approved in my workplace? H'mmm...

[Geistlinger]

Bored now... I blame Cosmo. :D

[Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy]

Rysky wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.

*pulls up chair and begins munching on popcorn*

I blame Cosmo for sekritly replacing Rysky's usual snack of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts with a box of Cordyceper Jack.

P.S. Don't open the "toy surprise."

[Master Pugwampi]

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.

*pulls up chair and begins munching on popcorn*

I blame Cosmo for sekritly replacing Rysky's usual snack of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts with a box of Cordyceper Jack.

P.S. Don't open the "toy surprise."

No, go ahead, open it! I helped! >:)

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for scrolling through my Facebook feed and someone shared this abomination!

Very NSFW!!!! (also, horrifying)

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for following the link above....and now I see we have all suffered for my taunting the Cosmo. I apologize for it now.

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Wolfie, KC's #2 Buddy wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Dude, don't taunt the god-killing abomination.

*pulls up chair and begins munching on popcorn*

I blame Cosmo for sekritly replacing Rysky's usual snack of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts with a box of Cordyceper Jack.

P.S. Don't open the "toy surprise."

No, go ahead, open it! I helped! >:)

Meh, much better alternative to Crackerjacks in my opinion, bleh.

Now I just need to find out who replaced my popcorn with that "snack" abomination.

[Game Master Scotty]

I blame Cosmo for this horrifing cough that WILL NOT STOP!!!
And more importantly, is preventing me from sampling this.

I've been waiting sense last year!

[Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl]

Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for this horrifying cough that WILL NOT STOP!!!

I'm sure Cosmo will make certain it stops... I just hope you don't regret such an open-ended request.

{futily attempts to steal GMS's beer with intangible hands} Ah, nuts. I blame Cosmo!

[Game Master Scotty]

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

Game Master Scotty wrote:

I blame Cosmo for this horrifying cough that WILL NOT STOP!!!

I'm sure Cosmo will make certain it stops... I just hope you don't regret such an open-ended request.

{futily attempts to steal GMS's beer with intangible hands} Ah, nuts. I blame Cosmo!

It's cough al coughmost worth i cought..

And now I must blame Cosmo for Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl trying to steal my beer.

[MagusJanus]

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo for scrolling through my Facebook feed and someone shared this abomination!

Very NSFW!!!! (also, horrifying)

GAH! MY EYES! MY UGLY, UGLY EYES!

I bkame Cosmo gor me ckawinf our my eyez@

[John Kretzer]

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

{futily attempts to steal GMS's beer with intangible hands} Ah, nuts. I blame Cosmo!

I Blame Cosmo for beer bottles not having the Ghost Touch special ability.

[Grimsby the Fantastic Wizard]

Gorrer problem, call t'wizard.

*Waves mackerel in the air, casts Grimsby's Carlsberg Spectral Brew *

Abra-ca-bloody-dabra.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for not only for the muscle cramps I have now...but for making ALL of my muscle cramps at once.

[Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl]

John Kretzer wrote:

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

{futily attempts to steal GMS's beer with intangible hands} Ah, nuts. I blame Cosmo!

I Blame Cosmo for beer bottles not having the Ghost Touch special ability.

So, your life isn't challenging enough protecting your juicy succulent noggin {drools} from zombies, but now you want ghosts to be able to also steal your beer?! I blame Cosmo that you are making these decisions while suffering from sunstroke.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for not only for the muscle cramps I have now...but for making ALL of my muscle cramps at once.

I blame Cosmo that JK is sweating out key minerals (like magnesium, potassium, calcium, and sodium) and electrolytes without replenishing them.

Seriously, can you pick up some bananas, raisins, or apricots to snack on to help prevent the cramps, along with sports drinks or pickle juice (yes, really) to help ease them?

[John Kretzer]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for not only for the muscle cramps I have now...but for making ALL of my muscle cramps at once.

I blame Cosmo that JK is sweating out key minerals (like magnesium, potassium, calcium, and sodium) and electrolytes without replenishing them.

Seriously, can you pick up some bananas, raisins, or apricots to snack on to help prevent the cramps, along with sports drinks or pickle juice (yes, really) to help ease them?

Pickle Juice...really...I'll have to try that.

I do...it just for some reason I completely forget about it when summer comes around and I go through it all over again.

I Blame Cosmo for my short sightness.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for the filth I had to pull out of the sink after my sister clogged it. I mean, the grease I expected, but come on Cosomo? How the hell did you get her to put a tampon down there?

Spoiler:

SERIOUSLY COSMO!? A USED GODDAMN TAMPON!!! WHAT THE F@$$!?

Don't read that spoiler if you have a weak stomach.

[Fireman Gob Montag]

I blame Cosmo that Tel's sister is inviting Mayhem over to the house.

[Drock11]

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for beer bottles not having the Ghost Touch special ability.

Nah, that's amateur stuff. Cosmo would make the bottles be ghost touch, but not any liquid inside. That way he would cause more misery for any incorporeal creature that swiped it once they figured out they came so close yet so far from having a taste.

Anyway, I blame Cosmo for my internet being out for a while now. Not only did a storm knock it out, which is bad enough, but what truly takes this to Cosmo level horror came when a telecom company's usual level and quality of costumer service meats the extra slowness of a holiday weekend.

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for taking a week of vacation that happens to be a week where there will be no RPGs played due to wild circumstances.

[Tels]

Drock11 wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for beer bottles not having the Ghost Touch special ability.

Nah, that's amateur stuff. Cosmo would make the bottles be ghost touch, but not any liquid inside. That way he would cause more misery for any incorporeal creature that swiped it once they figured out they came so close yet so far from having a taste.

Anyway, I blame Cosmo for my internet being out for a while now. Not only did a storm knock it out, which is bad enough, but what truly takes this to Cosmo level horror came when a telecom company's usual level and quality of costumer service meats the extra slowness of a holiday weekend.

Cosmo prefers to heighten the misery even more. See, he makes ghost touch bottles, and puts liquid inside, the problem? The alcohol isn't ghost touch, so incorporeals can't drink it. It just goes through their body.

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

Drock11 wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

I Blame Cosmo for beer bottles not having the Ghost Touch special ability.

Nah, that's amateur stuff. Cosmo would make the bottles be ghost touch, but not any liquid inside. That way he would cause more misery for any incorporeal creature that swiped it once they figured out they came so close yet so far from having a taste.

Anyway, I blame Cosmo for my internet being out for a while now. Not only did a storm knock it out, which is bad enough, but what truly takes this to Cosmo level horror came when a telecom company's usual level and quality of costumer service meats the extra slowness of a holiday weekend.

Cosmo prefers to heighten the misery even more. See, he makes ghost touch bottles, and puts liquid inside, the problem? The alcohol isn't ghost touch, so incorporeals can't drink it. It just goes through their body.

And to add to the deviltry (or should I say Cosmoltry ?) the beer is spilled all over the floor so it is wasted for us corporals as well.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for this MalSign.Generic.834 virus I picked up from somewhere.

[Alexander Augunas]

I blame Tels for surfing without using protection.

[Mythic JMD031]

I blame Cosmo that this thread is still going.

[Drock11]

So today I was eating some bratwurst. They were on sale this weekend with the holiday and all, pretty tasty too. The problem? Why Cosmo did you make them be so big. By the time I put them in the bun with all the extras the bun was falling apart, and I would've had a hard time fitting it in my mouth anyhow. I had to eat it with a fork. A FORK. The indignity of it. Why did you make me suffer like that Cosmo?

Plus, I noticed something with my bottle of mustard. I like to buy the spicier kind with horseradish and other things. The problem? It's thickness combined with the bottle design doesn't work out too well, and I'm sure you had a hand in it Cosmo. No matter what I do, how hard I shake it, or how long I let the bottle sit upside down there is still has a good amount that refuses to come out, let alone move from the bottom of the bottle. I even tried spooning it out, but the top is too small to fit the spoon in. You always think one steep ahead, don't you? I'm considering actually cutting the bottle open to get to it, but I'm afraid that is somehow part of your diabolical plan. Or maybe not doing it is. I know I will loose out either way somehow. Why do you want us to waste mustard Cosmo?

[Tels]

I BLAME COSMO FOR LOSING THE GAME!!!

[John Kretzer]

Tels wrote:

I BLAME COSMO FOR LOSING THE GAME!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Tel not knowing the only way to win The Game is not to play The Game.

[Tin Foil Yamakah]

New coldplay song Cosmo....uuuugggghhhh!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

I blame Cosmo for Brazil getting knocked out harder than Neymar.

Thanks Cosmo. :)

[Drock11]

So, an update on the mustard situation. After days of leaving it upside down and continuous pounding it on the counter top I finally got a small portion of what was left in it at the bottom. The problem, which I conveniently didn't think about when I opened it. I left it out of the refrigerator, which means the bottle built up pressure when it heated up, which means the little bit of mustard I managed to save sprayed out not only wasting that too but creating a mess.

Naturally I gave up on the whole ordeal and chucked the bottle in the trash in disgust. You win again Cosmo. You win again.

[Game Master Scotty]

Still have the cough, still have problems tasting my beer, now I have torn muscles in my chest and my wife purchased more beer I haven't been able to try yet.

You are an inhuman monster, sir.

Totally blaming Cosmo for this.

[Feros]

I blame Cosmo for a power outage that has now lasted over 84 hours now thanks to "Post-tropical Storm" Arthur. The best prediction for my apartment is Thursday night having its power restored. I've had to throw out pretty much everything in my freezer and fridge. No point in replacing any of it as I have no power and am currently planning a grocery trip on Friday.

I missed all news from PaizoCon as my internet has been down since the power outage began. I am currently recharging my electronic devices at my sister's house and accessing the internet from there.

NB Power sent all their crews to Nova Scotia before this event as NS was supposed to get hit far worse than New Brunswick. Needless to say, they screwed up.

Cosmo, this is one spectacular mess. Some people have power all around people who don't. NB Power is in full PR mode telling people that it's really not that bad while some are having to bucket water in to flush toilets. You evil monster!

[Conman the Bardbarian]

John Kretzer wrote:

Tels wrote:

I BLAME COSMO FOR LOSING THE GAME!!!

I Blame Cosmo for Tel not knowing the only way to win The Game is not to play The Game.

I blame Cosmo for John not knowing the number one cause of losing The Game is trying to figure out how to win The Game and for not fixing the link to our The Game.

[Uncle Teddy]

I blame Cosmo for not having anything to blame him for, until now...

I just found out I'm being pulled out of one big project I was assigned to at work in order to be put on an even bigger project while I'm still working on two other big projects. And now my co-workers are going to also have even more work to do because they're stuck picking up my portion of the project I was removed from. And, of course, none of this includes all of the smaller projects that pop up or my daily duties.

Oh, and if that wasn't bad enough I may have to cancel my vacation I've got planned in August because of this new project. Goodbye gamine weekend with my buddies (maybe). :-(

Cosmo, you are one twisted individual.

[John Kretzer]

Cosmo has been most insidious....normally my family has a reunion every year. Now normally I can safely avoid these things...but Cosmo has influenced my immediate family to have it our house this year making it impossible for me to skip out on. Curse you Cosmo.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for Steve Kardynal... and I blame him again... one last time.

[Alexander Augunas]

Guess what, everyone? Cosmo gets one day off. For the next 24 hours, anything bad that happens to you all is MY fault.

I probably did it by accident anyway in my glee-fueled rampage over the kitsune becoming available without a boon to Pathfinder Society players. That's one small step for Pathfinder, one GIANT leap for Alex's happiness!

So don't blame Cosmo! Blame me ... even though my happiness is because of the PFS crew's decision to make kitsune a legal race ... which might have happened from Cosmo's influence.

Eh, sorry Cosmo. I tried. Anything I do in my Pinkie Pie-like spasms of glee is your fault, I guess.

[Tels]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Guess what, everyone? Cosmo gets one day off. For the next 24 hours, anything bad that happens to you all is MY fault.

I probably did it by accident anyway in my glee-fueled rampage over the kitsune becoming available without a boon to Pathfinder Society players. That's one small step for Pathfinder, one GIANT leap for Alex's happiness!

So don't blame Cosmo! Blame me ... even though my happiness is because of the PFS crew's decision to make kitsune a legal race ... which might have happened from Cosmo's influence.

Eh, sorry Cosmo. I tried. Anything I do in my Pinkie Pie-like spasms of glee is your fault, I guess.

Ahh... okay.

Tels wrote:

I blame Cosmo Alex for Steve Kardynal... and I blame him again... one last time.

I blame Alex for not knowing today is blame Alex day and not blame Cosmo day.

Is blame Alex like birthdays? Only coming once a year? Would that make Cosmo like the un-birthday? Happens every other day of the year?

[John Kretzer]

I Blame Cosmo for taking aday off and allowing this Alex guy take over.

[Orthos]

I blame Cosmo for all these threads I inevitably end up hiding.

[Haladir]

I blame Cosmo for that guy outside my window playing Nickelback on his car stero. While parked.

[Tels]

I blame Cosmo for someone clogging my toilet and instead of using the plunger to clear it, opted to just throw towels on the ground around the bowl so the floor wouldn't get too wet.

[Drock11]

I recently had a clean up day. One of the things I had to take care of was the large collection of Paizo boxes I had accumulated. I blame Cosmo for cardboard boxes being such a pain to take care of. I can just imagine him laughing it up with his maniacal super-villainy laugh as he helps the people in the warehouse knowing that every package he sends out is going to be an eventual thorn in the side to that person that gets them.

[Alexander Augunas]

Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it.

[Mr. Pilkington, Philosoraptor]

Alexander Augunas wrote:

Only two posts? I guess taking all the world's blame in exchange for getting kitsune as a PFS race was TOTALLY worth it.

Well, maybe you can intern for the Krampus and fill in when he takes a vacation?