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I said Wensleydale.

I meant WINS-leydale.

Unfortunately, getting oak-smoked Cheddar or better requires use of both the Empower Spell and Maximise Spell metamagic feats, and I used up all my higher level spell slots on that angry pig. We'll have to wait for eight hours, at least.

WENDSLEYDALE?

WENDSLEYDALE??
YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD STONE TO CHEESE SPELL AND YOU PICK WENSLEYDALE? You could have a least done a nice fruit-mixed Stilton, or an Irish cheddar.
Wendsleydale...
*shakes head and walks off*

It's a very specific spell...

*Casts 'Stone To Wendsleydale Cheese' on Vidmaster7*

Or Grimsby's Engulfing Haddock

Sticks steak & kidney pie on end of Staff of the Magi and lightly toasts it over flaming corpse

Hercules Poirot wrote:

Moules et frites, mon brave, moules et frites.

Yarp.

'Appen.

Gorrer problem, call t'wizard.

*Waves mackerel in the air, casts Grimsby's Carlsberg Spectral Brew *

Abra-ca-bloody-dabra.

If reaching yon Barbarian's gob is a problem, lad, us'll do y'a Grimsby's Passionate Snog spell for five quid, cash only. Range of 30 feet. Champion.