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Ok, so this is the GAME. If you think about the GAME, you lose. You can't lose again for another 30 minutes, but when you lose you must announce it, preferably as obnoxiously as possable so as to make others lose.

If you die while thinking about the GAME, you lose for all eternity. If you die without having thought about the GAME for 30 min you get a patch. If you die on your birthday, you win.

So let's play.

Oh, and 1 L053!!!


shotgun, boomstick, resident evil, Jill Valentine, Zombies, more zombies, cheese, YUNA!, trains,knifes!,guns,brains,,flamethrower, Los Plagas, T-virus, G-virus,MEOW!


AWED wrote:
shotgun, boomstick, resident evil, Jill Valentine, Zombies, more zombies, cheese, YUNA!, trains,knifes!,guns,brains,,flamethrower, Los Plagas, T-virus, G-virus,MEOW!

Not exactly an "I lose", but OK.

Oh, and I LOSE!!!

Andoran

Even the losers,
Get lucky some time,
Yeah baby, even the losers
Keep a little bit o pri-hide,
They get locky som ta-ham.


Dirk Gently wrote:
AWED wrote:
shotgun, boomstick, resident evil, Jill Valentine, Zombies, more zombies, cheese, YUNA!, trains,knifes!,guns,brains,,flamethrower, Los Plagas, T-virus, G-virus,MEOW!

Not exactly an "I lose", but OK.

Oh, and I LOSE!!!

NO! DIRK JILL IS MINE just because you lost the game doesn't mean you won her... WAIT! I LOSE HURRAY!

Andoran

Who's Jill Valentine?

A s@@&, I lost.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

Dammit! I just lost the game.

On the other hand, I just told Lisa about the game a couple days ago. So we'll see how she does.

(I bet she loses, but not as often as Vic.)


How do you play?

I guess I lost....


I Lose.

Ha! I have finally created the perfect vector for making as many people lose the GAME as possable. If they actually decide to pay attention.


What happens when there is a tie?


Tobus Neth wrote:
What happens when there is a tie?

Anyone can win at any time. But right now, you and I both lose.

Andoran

I win!!! I win!!! I'm the best there is at what I do!!! What I do isn't very nice.
(losing).


I lose. Every time I look at this thread. *sigh*


ah my brain hurts I LOSE i think when everyi got to this i will close my eyes and think is not a game then i could win! but i lose at the same time noioooo the no go Final fantasy! hahahaha


I move 5ft


I lOsE. (And I would have avoided it if that darn name game didn't remind me of the GAME.)


what kind of game, a video game, a board game, a D&D game, my game, your game, everyone elses game... I WIN I WIN Take $200 and pass go! Darn it now i lose

Cheliax Contributor

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O_o

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o_O

WTH?

I guess I lose. @_@


As do I.

Cheliax

Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Tales Subscriber

I lost, and I don't even know how to play...


The key to winning the Game is to realize that there *is* no Game. You've got to get into a Zen-like state, and...crap...I lose.

Contemplate shrews, lose one turn.

Osirion

What is a loss, if not an opportunity to learn and grow.

And if we are all learning and growing, then we are all really winners.

Thank you, Dirk, for making us all winners.

Oh, and... EYE LEWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ungoded wrote:

What is a loss, if not an opportunity to learn and grow.

And if we are all learning and growing, then we are all really winners.

Thank you, Dirk, for making us all winners.

Oh, and... EYE LEWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're welcome. And I lose.

Qadira

I don't lose......ever.
I don't play games, I live games. Thus I cannot lose. Foolish mortals...

FH

Andoran

He doesn't think.

I lose.

Osirion

Heathansson wrote:

He doesn't think.

I lose.

I don't think you lose either.

.esol I


I LOSE!


BRAIINNNNNNNSSSSS

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Sorry... what?

Spoiler:
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d'oh. Losed.

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Screw this crap, I win.


*moaning* NOOOOO BRAAAAAAIIIIINSSSSSS......S.T.A.R.S,IIII LOSSSSEEEEEE...BRRRAAAIIINNNNSSSS

Cheliax Contributor

So every time I peruse the boards looking for more entertainment I see this thread and I think to myself, "The Game? What's that?" (I have a memory like a sieve, you see, and I... wait, what was I talking about again?)

So then I click on the linky thing and then I lose, again.

*sigh*

I so lost.


Natural 20!

So I lose


Tobus Neth wrote:

Natural 20!

So I lose

I GOT A 4 ON A MOVE SLIENTLY CHECK!!!! YAY! I WIN!

five minutes later
I GOT A 15 ON A MOVE SLIENTLY CHECK!!!! DARN I LOSE!


Focus, grasshopper.

Do not think of THE GAME.

dammit....


Kruelaid wrote:

Focus, grasshopper.

Do not think of THE GAME.

dammit....

What is a game?


I wanna saving throw!

Do I still lose?

I guess I lost?

Andoran

You lost.

Damn, I lost!


did I lose again?

Damn!

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Odd, how I lose, even though previously, I won.

Unusual.

And yet, not strange.

And also not weird.

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Heathansson wrote:

You lost.

Damn, I lost!

You won.

So did I!!!


It's bad enough losing whenever I see "GAME" in capital letters, but guess what happens everytime I watch a certain show about island castaways?

Oh, by the way, I just LOST.

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Am I on the right track?

Uh-oh, the losing did I.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Do not try to win the game without thinking about the game. That's impossible. Only try to realize the truth.

There is no GAME.

Spoiler:

Realizing...
Realizing...
Realizing...

Nope. Lost again.


Wow, I expected i lose for this thread to be completely ignored. This is funny.


There is no game, there is no game, there is no game, there is no gameAHHHH Zombies I loseXD

Andoran

"first there was a mountain,
then there wasn't,
then there was."

i know...i lose...


HAHAHAHA! I someone who WON! AH HA! my cat looked at the screen then licked it...HE WINS!:(, but i lose:)

Cheliax Contributor

What is this thread abou—DAMMIT! I lost again. ;_;

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