| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I Blame Cosmo for the two and a half hours it took me to drive home from work today...don't you think we( by we I mean people in NJ of course) have got enough snow this year?
Though maybe Cosmo meant to hit the Superbowl with this weather and missed by two weeks...or maybe I just don't want to know what the weather will be like in NJ on Feb. 2nd.
Sorry for the football reference...I know that it annoys some of you to no end. Cosmo made me do it.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Actually your problems would just be starting...
I blame Cosmo for it STILL being Winter. I get it. Winter is cold, stop reminding me already.
I blame Cosmo for Mythic JMD031 not bracing himself well enough.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for JMD031 not listening to Ned Stark's numerous warnings.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I Blame Cosmo for causing our heater to develope a leak. Causing me to check it every hour to dump the bucket and refill it. Note it is also the coldest day of the year.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I'm reading an eBook at the kitchen table with my headphones on when I look up at the T.V. and see two giant cockroaches fighting kungfu style in some mad-scientist laboratory. The movie, or T.V. show or whatever it was seems to be very low budget as it was very obviously two guys in cheap costumes.
What kind of crap are you putting on T.V. these days Cosmo?
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for JMD031 not listening to Ned Stark's numerous warnings.
I heard the warnings, but that doesn't mean I'm not already sick of Winter.
I blame Cosmo for my impatience with this weather.
The Great Cosmo is not affiliated with the heathen entity that is Tensor.
At least, that we know of >_>
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for all those silly articles in Cosmo.
But, Cosmo¹ mag temporally comes first. If Paizo Cosmo's (henceforth, Cosmo³) mom read those silly articles in Cosmo² decades ago, then they may have directly or indirectly contributed to the creation of the Paizo Cosmo³, who in the future travels back to the past and inspires Helen Gurley Brown to remake the old Cosmo¹ mag into the current Cosmo². So, per causality, Cosmo³ and Cosmo¹ may have created Cosmo², who in turn created Cosmo³.
I blame all you Cosmos for this even weirder new version of All You Zombies now running through my head.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I also blame Cosmo for me being out of coffee to brew for the two gentlemen who just popped in from the Department of Temporal Investigations. Instant coffee apparently violates the Temporal Accord of the 31st century.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I'm trying to play Mass Effect on my PC. I'd bought it on last Origin winter sale, along with ME 2 and 3. Of course i wanted to begin with the first, but problems starts when i finally installed it on my computer...
The game simply don't loads, and the Origin support don't have a clue why. I recurred to a crack, finally the game had loaded, but it asked for a cd-key. Origin didn't provide one on my purchase, and i can't find it anywhere. So, for the second time i recurred to illegality and found a random cd-key that served well.
But now the games freezes frequently, about 1 to 30 minutes of gameplay.
I blame Cosmo because he don't work at Origin, because if he did, surely my problem would be solved already! Damn you Cosmo!
I had this problem as well. Then shut down Origin, and I ran the DirectX installer than is in the Installer folder in the Mass Effect folder in the Origin Games folder in the Program Files(x86) folder on the hard drive. Then I rebooted my computer and it worked!
I blame Cosmo for Darklord Morius not knowing about this relatively easy fix and going through all that @$#% to get his game playing.
|
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I'm trying to play Mass Effect on my PC. I'd bought it on last Origin winter sale, along with ME 2 and 3. Of course i wanted to begin with the first, but problems starts when i finally installed it on my computer...
The game simply don't loads, and the Origin support don't have a clue why. I recurred to a crack, finally the game had loaded, but it asked for a cd-key. Origin didn't provide one on my purchase, and i can't find it anywhere. So, for the second time i recurred to illegality and found a random cd-key that served well.
But now the games freezes frequently, about 1 to 30 minutes of gameplay.
I blame Cosmo because he don't work at Origin, because if he did, surely my problem would be solved already! Damn you Cosmo!
I had this problem as well. Then shut down Origin, and I ran the DirectX installer than is in the Installer folder in the Mass Effect folder in the Origin Games folder in the Program Files(x86) folder on the hard drive. Then I rebooted my computer and it worked!
I blame Cosmo for Darklord Morius not knowing about this relatively easy fix and going through all that @$#% to get his game playing.
Feros, thanks for the tip! I'll try that shortly. As for Cosmo, i blame him for not trying to solve my ME problem, AND for Origin.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I Blame Cosmo for being so sneaky in his crimes against humaity that no one has blamed him for anything since last Friday.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the fact that I'm going to be skipping about for the next few days singing, "I knew, I knew, I knew, she could make me happee!", thanks to this bunch of singing 10 year olds, up past their bedtimes and certainly *not* supposed to be swanning about singing about girls.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for still having Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call" stuck in my head. What the Nine Hells?! What's the duration on a dread earworm spell?
Muahahahahahah!!
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the disappearance of his girlfriend on this forum.
She was hilarious.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the disappearance of his girlfriend on this forum.
She was hilarious.
She may be locked in his basement.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I Blame Cosmo for work being very slow lately...cutting into my hours.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for tea that is too hot.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the supermarket being out of the tea on sale today.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
That reminds me, I went to the store and bought two packs of tea the other day, and when I went to the super market right next to the first one the day after, they had the same brand of tea for two thirds of the price I paid the first time around. You are an evil, money-draining man, Cosmo, since the better deal meant I had to spend even more money buying tea...
Incidentally, the tea that I complained about earlier is one of the two I bought the first day at a higher price. You're really out to get me with that tea, aren't you?
| 5 people marked this as a favorite. |
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [redacted] and I haven't had any [redacted] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUN-
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [redacted] and I haven't had any [redacted] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUN-
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo being an insatiable beast of love.
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [redacted] and I haven't had any [redacted] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUN-
Oh! I love this game!
MAD LIBS!
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA] and I haven't had any [FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [INDIAN CURRY].
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [THE PAIZO WAREHOUSE] and I haven't had any [COFFEE] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [A SWAM OF RAVENOUS RAPTORS].
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [GOLARION] and I haven't had any [INTERNET ACCESS] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [ZON-KUTHON].
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [THE PAIZO EQUIVALENT OF THE GRID] and I haven't had any [HUMAN INTERACTION] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [THE DIGITAL MANIFESTATION OF THE CRANE WING RAGE-THREADS].
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for Cosmo being an insatiable beast of love.
I should be so lucky ... :p
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [redacted] and I haven't had any [redacted] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUN-
Oh! I love this game!
MAD LIBS!
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA] and I haven't had any [FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [INDIAN CURRY].
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [THE PAIZO WAREHOUSE] and I haven't had any [COFFEE] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [A SWAM OF RAVENOUS RAPTORS].
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [GOLARION] and I haven't had any [INTERNET ACCESS] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [ZON-KUTHON].
Please.... Send help....
I'm trapped in [THE PAIZO EQUIVALENT OF THE GRID] and I haven't had any [HUMAN INTERACTION] in a week...
OH DESNA HE FOUND [THE DIGITAL MANIFESTATION OF THE CRANE WING RAGE-THREADS].
Well, I was about to plug Cosmo's website, 'Pile of [redacted] dot com', but I like this game better!!
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the mental image of a necromancer ogre playing Jenga with a stack of halfling zombies.
I blame Cosmo for the mental image of a necromancer ogre playing Jenga with a stack of halfling zombies.
Ogres have the patience to play Jenga?
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
During today's game session I killed a wasp... in real life. Real life. A wasp. In February.
That is the second wasp in our house since new year's, you know. What have you done to make the wasps rise this early, and what is the evil scheme behind this sorcery? >_>
During today's game session I killed a wasp... in real life. Real life. A wasp. In February.
That is the second wasp in our house since new year's, you know. What have you done to make the wasps rise this early, and what is the evil scheme behind this sorcery? >_>
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo because they keep interrupting the commercials with this 'foolsball' nonsense.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for whomever loses the SupahBowl.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the result in today's most important sports event - Sweden losing the final of the Bandy World Cup against Russia.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo from Denver's defeat. Whihc is surprisingly a good thing. :D
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
{Punxsutawney Pillbug pops out of hole, sees shadow of bottle of peppermint schnapps} I predict six more weeks of mild to moderate inebriation.
I blame Cosmo for the hangover to come.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I think all of Seattle is intoxicated, thus I blame Cosmo.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the Seattle baby boom that is going to happen in 9 months.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I Blame Cosmo for yet more snow NJ is getting.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I blame Cosmo for the Seattle baby boom that is going to happen in 9 months.
Of course its Cosmo's fault: he rigged the game to be a massive landslide so he could A) secretly make millions that he's investing in world-conquering technologies and B) get tons of people in his hometown to create oodles of soon-to-be minions for his army.
Those Storm Troppers gotta come from somewhere, right? Let's hope Mia likes kids ....
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Well, I was about to plug Cosmo's website, 'Pile of [redacted] dot com', but I like this game better!!
Post more [Redacted] and get more Mad Libs! It is a very easy cycle to propagate.
I blame Cosmo for the Seattle baby boom that is going to happen in 9 months.Of course its Cosmo's fault: he rigged the game to be a massive landslide so he could A) secretly make millions that he's investing in world-conquering technologies and B) get tons of people in his hometown to create oodles of soon-to-be minions for his army.
Those Storm Troppers gotta come from somewhere, right? Let's hope Mia likes kids ....
Babies taste great with ketchup.
| 3 people marked this as a favorite. |
Babies taste great with ketchup.I blame Cosmo for the Seattle baby boom that is going to happen in 9 months.Of course its Cosmo's fault: he rigged the game to be a massive landslide so he could A) secretly make millions that he's investing in world-conquering technologies and B) get tons of people in his hometown to create oodles of soon-to-be minions for his army.
Those Storm Troppers gotta come from somewhere, right? Let's hope Mia likes kids ....
That is a boldfaced lie.
Babies are a mustard food.