I don't know...maybe. Things have been kinda stressful with our places of employment and trying to have a baby and all.....or at least get one percolating in the oven. However you want to say it. I thought I was sleeping better, but last night was a little restless and I kept waking up from my dreams.
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
What it means...:
1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prim. Nobody likes you.
I gotta try to go to sleep. I was falling asleep on the couch watching bewitched. I had dreams again last night that we went to New York and you were trying to tell me who you were...and I was like, "Of course it's you...I'd know you anywhere." I think my brain is just reinforcing my desire to leave Arkansas.
In my dream though we were driving down your street and there were cars parked on both sides of the street which made it hard to find the house for some reason....so I think that's why you were trying to tell us it was you because we were confused about where we were supposed to be. I still knew it was you though when I saw you sitting outside the house. It was just weird.
Years ago we lived around the corner from a club and drunk clubbers were always parking on our street. Someone puked on our care and it ate through the paint.
I am sooo tired. I need for it to be Friday already. Tomorrow is a water day to boot, but at least Sandy and Jessica will be here....I hope. This is Jessica's last full time week with us too. Ashley let her go part time because she has " lots of personal issues going on" right now.....but she's letting her come back to our class in August. Are you freaking kidding me? I wish she would just drive of the river bridge. That is some BS. None of us would get away with pulling the kind of crap she has.
Okay...so same thing as usual. If anyone needs any of the stuff from that list or sees something that you think you find particularly useful then let me know and make sure you add it to your character sheet because once you tell me that you want something I erase it from the list as if it doesn't exist. I want everyone to look over those items and see if there's something they want or need.
Also....I know it was a long time ago, but Cyna I want to make sure that you wrote on your list or on your character or whatever the things you got from a while ago? The Bag of holding Type 1, 519GP, 1 potion of CMW, a gray bag of tricks, and a bloody wooden mask. I don't remember where we got the mask from....but it was the stuff that was in the bag that I gave you a while ago. Did all that stuff get put into your stuff?
Okay..cool cool, that means I can erase it off of my list since I'm having to redo the whole thing because it came out of the notebook...again. Thanks...was there anything from the current items that we got that you wanted?
Well..I don't think it would hurt to spread those things around. We have quite a few healing things now anyways and I think everyone should have some because you never know what's gonna happen. I also have 80 arrows for some reason. I think they're just regular arrows, but would you like them?
I'm not seriously gonna torture him...but she will threaten whatever she feels she has to in order to get answers. If he doesn't have answers...then fine. Off with his head.