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I have no option but to sell some of you for scientific experiments.
Sales thus far:
(Please form a line to the left, they will be here for you shortly.)
Samnell - $1200 - Intel brain-bug division
Yellow Dingo - $40K - Biological warefare department(s)
Tiny Coffee Golem - $75 - Ballistic defense systems
A highly regarded expert - $14.75 - CIA spook tank
meatrace - $1600.03 - Cyborg development
Comrade Anklebiter - $33 - Afterlife combat developemnt
Artanthos - $100 - Communication Logistics
Spanky the Leprechaun - $1,000,000 - WarpDrive Testing
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I have no option but to sell some of you for scientific experiments.
Sales thus far:
(Please form a line to the left, they will be here for you shortly.)
Samnell - $1200 - Intel brain-bug division
Yellow Dingo - $40K - Biological warefare department(s)
Tiny Coffee Golem - $75 - Ballistic defense systems
A highly regarded expert - $14.75 - CIA spook tank
meatrace - $1600.03 - Cyborg development
Comrade Anklebiter - $33 - Afterlife combat developemnt
Artanthos - $100 - Communication Logistics
Spanky the Leprechaun - $1,000,000 - WarpDrive Testing.
Only $33?!?
That's it, Magus. From here on in, between me and you there is nothing but a fistful of hate!
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Only $33?!?That's it, Magus. From here on in, between me and you there is nothing but a fistful of hate!
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Hey, I asked for $40,000,000 but their top bid was 33 bucks. Don't kill the messenger.
Can you sing and dance? Mayhap I can squeeze them for a bit more.
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Of course I can sing and dance, I'm a frickin' goblin!
No wonder your mill is going out of business.
[Leads plant occupation sitdown]
Pffft. Goes to show I didn't even get sold. People don't appreciate the crossover field between entomobiology and prosthetics.
I'll pay you 80$ for Tiny Coffee Golem if you can make him also deliver tea.
Tiny tea golem?
I'll pay $100 cash moneys for DBAB.
Also: cyborg? Sweeeeeeet!
I love it, I love it!!
Hmm, what else should you know about me?
Ladies, I can recite French poetry, compliment your eyes and move in an "o"!
Dudes, uh, unexplored territory, but I'm sure we can work something out!
So I should assume this means I'm either priceless or worthless... fantastic, you've just sparked all-out kumite between my irresistible egomaniacal and immovable self-doubting sides.
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{confused, reloads page} For a second, I thought I'd clicked onto another gHarmony bachelor auction. I'll bid $151.43 plus a 6.7 kg ball of ABC gum and a Very Fine copy of Yellowdingo Howls Bach LP for Doodlebug.
That's it folks. I don't think we can accept any more bids. Sold to the little lady for $151.43! plus a bunch of other stuff
edit: <sigh> so much for a Groundhog's Day homage ...</sigh> I wonder if Bill Murray would be flattered that his character was played by a communist, pyromaniac, pirouetting goblin?
Okay I bump it up to 200.00.
My master needs another cashier for his liquor store.
Doodlebug good news you are going to get your old job back.
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I bid $500,000 for that bugleyman chap. Smart, handsome fellow.
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I have no option but to sell some of you for scientific experiments.
Sales thus far:
(Please form a line to the left, they will be here for you shortly.)
Samnell - $1200 - Intel brain-bug division
Yellow Dingo - $40K - Biological warefare department(s)
Tiny Coffee Golem - $75 - Ballistic defense systems
A highly regarded expert - $14.75 - CIA spook tank
meatrace - $1600.03 - Cyborg development
Comrade Anklebiter - $33 - Afterlife combat developemnt
Artanthos - $100 - Communication Logistics
Spanky the Leprechaun - $1,000,000 - WarpDrive Testing.
Only $33?!?
That's it, Magus. From here on in, between me and you there is nothing but a fistful of hate!
I think the hope was a fist full of dollars...
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{confused, reloads page} For a second, I thought I'd clicked onto another gHarmony bachelor auction. I'll bid $151.43 plus a 6.7 kg ball of ABC gum and a Very Fine copy of Yellowdingo Howls Bach LP for Doodlebug.
Keep an eye out for my only copy of yellowdingo writes unfinished star trek fanfic.
251.00 for the Doodlebug Anklebiter.
Keep an eye out for my only copy of yellowdingo writes unfinished star trek fanfic.{confused, reloads page} For a second, I thought I'd clicked onto another gHarmony bachelor auction. I'll bid $151.43 plus a 6.7 kg ball of ABC gum and a Very Fine copy of Yellowdingo Howls Bach LP for Doodlebug.
Whatever you do, don't let Pat Boone or The Shat! cover your music. Ruins it.
Dudes, uh, unexplored territory, but I'm sure we can work something out!
C'mon o'here and we'll give yer unexplored territory a workout.
ba-da-bing!
WE OFFER 2 DOLLAR FOR COMRADE ANKLEBITER!
YES! GNOMUNIST REGIME THINK HE WORTH ONLY 2 DOLLAR
HA HA
SEE HOW WE OFFER LITTLE MONEY FOR GOBLIN? BECAUSE GOBLIN WORTH LITTLE MONEY. 2 DOLLAR IS LITTLE MONEY!
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All sales final.
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I'll spot you $5 for TOZ.Oh good, I'm not a two dollar whore!
Hey, there's nothing wrong with 2-Buck Chuck.
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So I should assume this means I'm either priceless or worthless... fantastic, you've just sparked all-out kumite between my irresistible egomaniacal and immovable self-doubting sides.
Update: Apparently, I was just sold at a different sekrit auction is all.
So cheer up! It is likely the the rest of you Island of Misfit Posters have been human(oid)-trafficked as well and just don't know it yet. I guess the real question is who will Liam Neeson show up to rescue?
Edit: Also, thank you Anonymous, wherever you are. :D
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$9.99 plus s/h!$6!I'll spot you $5 for TOZ.Oh good, I'm not a two dollar whore!
Don't forget to punch air-holes in the box.
If you order through this special TV offer, they'll include a second TriOmegaZero absolutely free! But wait... call in right now and they're throw in a set of Ginsu katanas... ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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I wager 15 quatloos TOZ is untrainable.
Okay........heel then.
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[Lights match, burns down the mill]
If you buy TOZ, do you get actual TOZ or TriOmegaZero?
I think that point should be clarified. Heisenbergian Users are always a tricky purchase.
I'll throw in $11.45 just in case, though.
Can I put any of these things in cages. I love cages.
You can put anything in a cage. There's a grumpy old dude in a magic hat and robe two blocks north in the alley behind the Starbucks. He sells invisible cages and boxes that not even a mime can escape from.
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You can put anything in a cage. There's a grumpy old dude in a magic hat and robe two blocks north in the alley behind the Starbucks. He sells invisible cages and boxes that not even a mime can escape from.
<runs off to the alley two blocks north behind Starbucks, buys cage and runs back>
Now where did Frank go?
No one bid on me? I applaud your good taste.