Saul Vancaskerkin

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That's it folks. I don't think we can accept any more bids. Sold to the little lady for $151.43! plus a bunch of other stuff

edit: <sigh> so much for a Groundhog's Day homage ...</sigh> I wonder if Bill Murray would be flattered that his character was played by a communist, pyromaniac, pirouetting goblin?


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Will they manage to get Frank in the bag?

Will Frank have an easier time with a visible bag than he did with an invisible box?

Will the inevitable chase scene involve Frank running in place and somehow avoiding capture or will he simply be tackled and stuffed in the Mime Bag?

What will Erik's response be to a bag of mimes?

Stay tuned, dear readers, as these and more questions will most likely be [redacted].


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In a messageboard gone mad, one man ... one kobold ... must face the ultimate evil. Terror lurks behind every reply. Mind warping realities fill every quote. Where strawmen abound, Godwin is sure to follow. And still the question remains ... "Does anyone even read the posts?".

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Will Jack o' Nine Dales accept Ambrosia for who/what she is? Will Ambrosia accept herself? Will the there be an egging in their future, or will they live happily ever after? Will the Jacks ever discover their pool balls are really custom made Spheres of Chaos designed to make their next game more interesting? Will we ever know the average wind speed of a coconut laden swallow?

Tune in next time for answers to these and other questions on

As the Maelstrom Turns Wildly Out OF Control


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*comes into the thread swinging with his mighty vorpal sword*

<we've secretly replaced Jack's Right Hand Man's vorpal sword with a piece of limp linguine. Let's see if he notices ... >