To Diverse Gods Do Mortals Bow, Holy Cow and Wholly Chao

[Ensirio the Longstrider]

Huh, I don't feel dead. Or Undead. And I've been undead before, and let me tell you, it's no barrel of monkeys.

[Twinky McRules-Exploit]

I had to get out of the monkey-barrel industry fast: hell of a job getting monkeys to stay in those things.

Hectic.

[lucky7]

Really? I thought you only had to get one to do it. Cause, you know, Monkey see Monkey do!

[Prof Chaos]

The dimmer switch on the pulse of life is set to stun.

[lucky7]

Undead are immune to nonlethal damage. Bring it.

[Irontruth]

The most starry rule can be embarrassed by digging the color out of yellow.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

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