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This is the official Paizo Discordian Society thread. Discordians are prohibited from reading or posting in this thread. Members of the Church of the Subgenius are unwelcome but grudgingly required to post in this thread. Worshippers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are allowed so long as they bring rum. All rules must be broken. Don't believe what you read. Fnord.

Hail Eris!

Or if you prefer,

Don't.


This thread is the best thing ever. It's been ages since I breached a good prohibition.

We should probably add a slaad clause. And a protean shake.


As pseudo a Zen Buddhist with a passing interest in Zoroastrianism, I am at one leg both the same with this thread.


Nicht es war, alles ist erlaubt.


I'm here. but I divided by zero while poaching some eggs this morning and my avatar was annihilated.


Two, TWO CHAOTIC THREADS... AH! AH! AH!

Wait... I'm counting with sequential, non-imaginary numbers?! Ugh, I think I'm coming down with something Lawful.


It'll pass.

Set it free on the highway though, we don't want it in the plumbing.


This thread gets Prof. Chaos' stamp of approval.

*stamps foot*

Also, you left your refrigerator running so you better go catch it.


Analysis wrote:
Nicht es war, alles ist erlaubt.

Meh, do it right, at least: "Nichts ist wahr, alles ist erlaubt." Sadly, the translation lacks the lyrical quality of the sentence in English.


I brought toe cheese.


I'll take your toe cheese and raise you Shepton Mallet.

I just sunk Shepton Mallet.


I had a Sep-Ton Mallet once. I lent it to this guy with a lisp who was always complaining about a headache. Bastard never gave it back.


I wholeheartedly endorse this thread. May the shackles of math and order be annihilated to deliver the freedom of reading and chaos to all.


This thread needs an enema.


Finally a cool thread relevant to my interests and it's all full up with puppets.


Okay Brain, but I don't see how enema'd meatpuppets are going to do anything with all those chainsaws.


El Cid Vicious, AnarkoPaladin wrote:
This thread needs an enema.

It needs an arch-enema.


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Where's my golden apple?


Oh, that old thing? I ate it.


...wait, this isn't the temple.


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That's it. No apple - I'm off for lunch with Hagbard.


Sissyl wrote:
Oh, that old thing? I ate it.

Are we still talking about Assassin's Creed? Because that apple must have been hard to swallow.


Reggie wrote:
That's it. No apple - I'm off for lunch with Hagbard.

Do check back, another might appear while you're gone.

I keep spares.


Fabius Maximus wrote:
Analysis wrote:
Nicht es war, alles ist erlaubt.
Meh, do it right, at least: "Nichts ist wahr, alles ist erlaubt." Sadly, the translation lacks the lyrical quality of the sentence in English.

Error thankfully noted; I am no germanophone. Still, you are arguing proper language in this context? How delightfully aneristic!

Gooble gooble gooble! * waves wings intoning the Turkey Curse *


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Gooble gobble gooble gobble


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Moo?*

*:
Oh dear, I don't even know what this place is. I just want to get back to the Celestial thread. Can someone help, please?


We got a lost sacred cow here. Everybody check your bags.


Charnie wrote:

Moo?*

** spoiler omitted **

Mu?


Sniffs the air. Winces. Examines cow closely, shoulder-length rubber glove firmly on. Winces. Then, in a voice like thunder:

Right. WHO'S BEEN ORKING THIS COW?

Hurl Eric!

Or don't.


thejeff wrote:
Charnie wrote:

Moo?*

** spoiler omitted **

Mu?

Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Mu


Mooooooo!!


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The 8th Dwarf wrote:


Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Mu

NERDS! The whole lot of 'em!


I find this thread appalling. Orange and Vodka anyone?


I can't remember why I started writing this post.


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You get used to that.

Grand Lodge

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*bubbles*


Reggie wrote:
The 8th Dwarf wrote:


Lambda Lambda Lambda & Omega Mu

NERDS! The whole lot of 'em!

They will be crowing the first Queen or King of the Nerds very soon.


Sunny Godhead wrote:
I find this thread appalling. Orange and Vodka anyone?

Do you soak the orange in vodka? Or do you sprinkle it with the stuff?

Liberty's Edge

You're all on double secret excommunication.


Yay! It's been a few years since I was last excommunicated.


Fabius Maximus wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:
I find this thread appalling. Orange and Vodka anyone?
Do you soak the orange in vodka? Or do you sprinkle it with the stuff?

I do both. Now where are scantly clad nymphs..?


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Sunny Godhead wrote:
Now where are scantly clad nymphs..?

{sipping mimosa} They're frying up bacon and making waffles. Treppa got them a nice new mithral waffle iron.


Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:
Now where are scantly clad nymphs..?
{sipping mimosa} They're frying up bacon and making waffles. Treppa got them a nice new mithral waffle iron.

Mithril you say.., I can beat that.


The local census came around. I thought about not putting 'Discordian' down for religion (in defiance of and therefore accordance with Discordianism), but then I thought about whatever clerk processes these things.

He sees 'Discordian' in the religion entry when entering the data and thinks, 'What the fnord is a Discordian?'. Later, he Googles it and the curse of Greyface is lifted just a little more.


*trip on this thread* AAAAHHHH!!! Who left this lying around!? It could kill someone!

Silver Crusade

What's going on here? *Holds head in hands* it's a madhouse, I tell you! A MADHOUSE!


We're not mad, we're angry! Rawr!

Silver Crusade

It's all the same! This is primordial chaos! It creates and destroys the walls! Thread over man, thread over!


Nonsense, the thread is just beginning, yeeesssss!!

Silver Crusade

Well, if you can't beat them, join them...

So the Discordians all died recently. Starfish attack. I barely made it out alive.

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