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Look, it is awful to think about, but Ventnor has a sad story. He used to look human. Then, of course, after the Pizza Hut ad campaign, he got so much money that looking like a dragon with lots of spines became feasible. More than a hundred cosmetic operations later, he is as you see him now.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon, however, felt perfectly fine running that ad campaign in the first place.
Ventnor has been running ad campaigns ever since he was cursed to exist solely on these message boards
VOTE ULTRAGEEK 2016! MAKE CHELIAX GREAT AGAIN!
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IHIYC's brain can survive up to two weeks outside his body, and has been known to take the odd Caribbean vacation while on walkabout.
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I'm Hiding in Your Closet was once nominated for a Nickelodeon Kids Choice award... He was disqualified during the vetting process when the producers discovered upsetting crossover fanfiction he wrote starring Betty Boop and the family from 'Dinosaurs'
What's in the box? used to work as the soap box for political candidates to espouse from, alas, TV ruined his deal, and his 401K.
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GM_Beernorg likes to throw bricks at glass houses.
Ventnor eats glass as a party trick. He says it's part of his "cutting" sense of humor.
Molten Dragon has the charisma and gravitas of an old Marlon Brando
The box's secret has been revealed. It is a Lemarchand Box.
Belphegor's mitre is leaking.
Pulg's Pen is Mightier.
GoatToucher speaks fluent Binary
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What's in the box?
Let me tell you.
IHIYC, with a huge great spring attached to his underparts - that's what.
Pulg wishes he'd bought a better hat last Saturday.
Ventnor's record is 29 goldfish.
It's Molten Dragon's sweet someteen tomorrow!
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is catering!
Ventnor also is the entertainment. Featuring GoatToucher!!!!
legoguy4492 (damn shame what happened to legoguy4491) is so much looking forward to seeing GT and Ventnor in action. No comments.
Sissyl has been asked to tattoo highlights from GT and Ventnor's act on the birthday boy after the performance, and hopefully before the police arrive.
I'm Hiding in Your Closet has made this cake baking mistake 5 separate times...
What's in the box? has an ongoing feud with the Progressive Insurance Box, they have sworn to destroy one another if it is the last thing they do, a duel with box cutters at dawn has been suggested.
:emerges from cake, covered partially in frosting and his own seared flesh:
Here's a little something special for the Birthday Boy!
:does things:
:miles away, milk curdles, flowers wilt, the clouds form into shapes half recognizable from nightmares, a two-headed calf is born chanting in an unknown language before the farmer, half mad, ends it with a shovel, and a meteor shower makes it look as if the stars themselves are weeping from what they see:
:bows, tosses egg-beater aside: Thank you! Thank you all so much!
GT sponsored a raffle at my party for one free hour in his "Workroom of Delights."
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Molten Dragon also spiked the punch, with actual spikes.
Molten Dragon played the fiddle while reality burned, thanks to GoatToucher. "And so did the Elder Things cry out in horror at what they had seen in the workroom of GoatToucher, so it is written, so shall it be."
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon was given the Heimlich from James Cameron... Afterwards the esteemed director said that the blue oxygen deprived skin had inspired him and decided to create something in AoZ-K's honor.
legoguy4491 is in the box. We mourn him to this day.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet isn't not undoubleplusgood.
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IHIYC helped Fredrick Nietzsche write "Thus Spoke Zarathustra." Though the original working title was to be "Thus Spoke Zarathustra, from the Ubercloset."
lucky7 is still trying to get the abyss to notice him.
Ventnor's right ear looks EXACTLY like John Stamos, so much so that no one appreciates the glory of his red scales. This is why all his photos are taken from his left side (the fact that Ariana Grande ALSO has this pattern of media presentation is NOT lost on him).
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wow... What's in the box is always on top of things and never gets sniped in horribly embarrassing fashion.
AoZK once played the bongos in the Congo.
EDIT: Then he wore flares in Niger, used a spoon in Cameroon and milked a cow in Guinea-Bissau.
Pulg is a certified squeeze box master, though no one ever comes to his concerts.