Skiron takes hot and cold showers at the same time.
Belphegor has ghostwritten most of the great works of literature throughout history.
Ventnor invented the flush toilet, but intended it to be used as a torture device.
GoatToucher was the one who funded the invention of said intended torture devices.
Ventor asked to be paid for his efforts in "awkward backrubs".
GoatToucher dwells in a tower made from 10,000 potties, all carved out of a single colossal ruby.
lucky7 is the person in question.
Ventnor's duodenum is the strongest muscle in his body.
GoatToucher has the world's largest collection of belly button lint. Guinness refuses to send over anyone to certify this.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet prefers martinis with a slightly gasoliney quality.
Lucky 7 is better known as TV's Mr. Bagpipes, for reasons we won't go into.
Pulg is wanted by Interpol for a spree of capitalizing words that didn't need to be capitalized.
Ventnor is wanted by Outerpol for charges of grand spamming.
Goddity once swallowed a teacup pig whole without removing their mask.
In an early draft of Lord of the Rings, it was GoatToucher who destroyed the One Ring and not Gollum. The method he used, however, was deemed a little too mature to be put into a book meant for mass consumption.
Ventnor loves that version and is planning to read it to his children.
"Little" Skylark weighs over three hundred kilograms.
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GoatToucher will occasionally travel backwards through time to have unwholesome adventures with his good friend Benjamin Franklin.
Such a rascal, old Benjy.
Once a year, Ventnor cleanses his digestive system by eating a dozen porcupines and letting them scrub away as they pass through.
GoatToucher owns the porcupine farm.
Periodically, Schism sneaks into my "workroom" to surreptitiously watch me do what I do.
She thinks that I don't notice, but I do.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon actually uses all those creepy iron hair spikes to roast marshmallows for orphans. Thing is, after they have their s'mores, he roasts them too, cause hey, an evil god's corporal body has to eat, and no orphan should go to waste.
KG once dislocated his jaw and swallowed the pope whole.
JH982's first job was as an actual bikini inspector at a clothing company.
GoatToucher's "workroom" has been featured in Popular Mechanics magazine.
Molten Dragon has been on the cover of Unpopular Mechanics Magazine at least 3 different times.
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Ventnor does the hamster reviews for 'Soldier of Fortune' magazine. Or it might be the soldier reviews for 'Hamster of Fortune'. Nobody really wants to find out for definite.
IHIYC often accompanies Pulg to the hospital when he visits dressed as General Patton, however IHIYC likes to dress as Erwin Rommel "the Desert Fox" and engages Pulg/Patton in a rousing round of fist a cuffs. The children often places bets on the fight.
IHIYC does not own a mustache or a toothbrush.
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GoatToucher does. The mustache is attached to someone's upper lip, kept in a drawer somewhere. The less said about the toothbrush, the better.
KahynaGnorc is Sissyl's unicycle.
Pulg is Sissyl's bathmat.
IHIYC has sprayed on GoatToucher to mark him as his territory.
Pulg produces a musk that is irresistible to stray cats and republicans, their yowls sound oddly similar when the two are in heat.
Jeff Harris 982 killed all the other Jeff Harris's for stealing his name.
Ventnor uses that huge nose horn of his to open old ladies canned goods.
(well of course, as there can be ONLY ONE!)