If the tales are true, Schism likes the night life. They like to boogie.
The white "V" in IHIYC's forehead dispenses candy.
IHIYC has a degree from an online college in the lost and subtle art of phrenology.
KahynaGnorc has starched his flares, attached turbo jets to his Cuban heels and painted hoops on his perm and now intends to embark on a career as an Intercontinental Boogiestic Disco-ssle.
Tarrintino once killed a man using only his endocrine system.
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GoatToucher was recently immortalised in song by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey.
"He's a Goaty Toucher! He'll catch your goat and then he'll feel it!"
KahnyaGnorc once fell in a toilet bowl.
Youshu Uhsoy's greatest accomplishment is teaching Goku the Kahmehameha wave.
IHIYC is considering adopting an arumvorax to pass along his trade to when he finally retires.
IHIYC finds a good deal of crack, as well as a host of other illicit substances, when plying his trade... of hiding in closets.
KahnyaGnorc has taken the Minimise Spell, Treacle Spell, Phil Collins Spell and Badger's Surprise Spell metamagic feats.
Pulg's mustachio is the envy of 19th century generals and 20th century dictators across the land.
KahnyaGnorc sells her stunt double on eBay for 7.95
Something is happening to Alayern... -back there-
One of GT's favourite goats is what is happening -back there- to Alayern, and of course it learned all it knows about deviancy from GT, hell, he wrote a text book in goat covering the basics.
GMB is a yachting aficionado.
Molten Dragon is sailing, sailing down the Styx again....
KahnyaGnorc is like a dragon,except rather than sleeping on a pile of gold, they sleep on a pile of old VHS and Beta Max tapes.
Molten Dragon covers his horde in fondue so he can lick it when he gets hungry.
Pulg makes the fondue for MD from the milk of GoatToucher's goats, it gives the fondue that aberrant taste he loves.
Kahnya Gnorc Loves to eat his muenster.
Yoshu Uhsoy used to have a fu man chu moustache but was accused of being too a-typical for a Tian, thus he went 19th century stuffy English with his facial hair, now all the xenophobes are just confused.
KahnyaGnorc erased himself as well as his computer when the feds showed up.
Belphegor's a little infernal teapot, short and stout.
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IHIYC is in fact the illegitimate son of the Joker and several pounds of expired fruit cake from 1978. It was a short but intense love affair.