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Chancellor pudding head's hat of infinite pudding. No one ever tried to make her bow to them because her hat would dump pudding on them.
We should number this so you can generate treasure in Limbo.
Amulet of inescapable location.The wearer, and only the wearer, will be unable to leave the area where the amulet was donned. They will seem to run into a wall of force every time they try to leave, till the amulet is removed by a remove curse.
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Amulet of attention seeking: by donning this amulet, the wearer is immediately compelled to always seek out attention (normally from hazardous sources). This cursed item is unable to be removed from the wearer, be it either physically or magically, but it can be taken from them once they are deceased.
Non magic wand(It's a stick)
Blank scroll. Is it used or can it be used to hold spells? How can you tell?
April fools post.:)
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Scroll of Doom: Readers of this seemingly endless parchment foretelling woe and wickedness beyond description must make a Will save or succumb to a special type of crushing despair that is cumulative with itself, AND must make another to stop reading; those who fail must again save versus crushing despair, and must save again to stop reading...and so on....
The Great Activator [headband] Aura: minor Illusion CL:16 22000gp
This beautiful and impressive diadem studded golden headband allows the wearer to activate non-Conjuration magic items worn in magic item body slots as a standard action, otherwise using a full round activation. It also adds +2 competence Ride and Sleight of Hand(for concealing tiny or smaller objects) skills while wearing no clothes or armor. Appraise DC 23.5 to notice the gems are a mix of polished rare cubic zirconia, moissanite, and quartz with mirrored backing rather than plain glass. Luckily this headband resists pilfering for it must be donned willingly to have effect but takes twelve days less the wearer's lowest ability score (minimum 1 hour) to doff or a Str check of 28 doing (1d6)+1.5*Str bonus damage and 1d2 Cha damage to the wearer. Remove curse is ineffective as it is not a cursed item, Disjunction however...
Dangerous Artifact Handler Aura: moderate Trans CL:5 10000gp
An impressive 1 3/4" diameter rod of oak 10 feet long with a D handled grip on one end and a 1ft rake on the other. When activated it produces a Scoop:T0 or Mage Hand:T0 effect at CL 5 which can move a 25lbs object. A purple velvet bag with gold embossing which can hold 1 cuft or 25lbs is included.