Isn't that the Gelfling call of animal freedom? No...that's "Kamaleah!" You're talking about the Hawaian monarchy...Had a warmage that cast a lightning bolt down a orc filled hallway, rolled all 6's all the orcs failed their saves... Just after the results, one of the other players yelled "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
It probably refers to the Turtle Sage's ultimate attack from Dragon Ball. Where he chants that and the unleashes a beam of powerful energy stronger than the wave motion gun used in Star Blazers.
Isn't that the Gelfling call of animal freedom? No...that's "Kamaleah!" You're talking about the Hawaian monarchy...Had a warmage that cast a lightning bolt down a orc filled hallway, rolled all 6's all the orcs failed their saves... Just after the results, one of the other players yelled "KAMEHAMEHA!!"
Not King Kamehameha, KAMEHAMEHA!!!!
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IF YOU WANT BATTLE COME TO ME, 'cause I don't feel like running...
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising had a funny one.
*The bard, being carried away by undead* "There are 37 more of me you @$$hole!"
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Hey, alright this thread is on the joke side, but what about creating a repository of recorded serious battlecries (and other things, on the style of old Diablo's "The sanctity of this place has been fouled..."), maybe even on users' request, in .mp3 format?
Is anyone good at acting and willing to record and add them to some shared database?
Anyone with a microphone and Audacity (or any other apt program) can easily do it.
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Hey, alright this thread is on the joke side, but what about creating a repository of recorded serious battlecries (and other things, on the style of old Diablo's "The sanctity of this place has been fouled..."), maybe even on users' request, in .mp3 format?
Is anyone good at acting and willing to record and add them to some shared database?
Anyone with a microphone and Audacity (or any other apt program) can easily do it.
I would, but I don't really know how to use Audacity, how to make them in .mp3 format, or how to post them on the internet.
EDIT: Started the other forum.
Hmmm. A serious thread about 'battle cries'? I figured there was room for both here, and when did gaming become, so serious? Which brings us to the next battle cry.
'Why so serious?' lol
I would, but I don't really know how to use Audacity, how to make them in .mp3 format, or how to post them on the internet.
Well, if that's all the trouble, once you install and run Audacity, you'll see in its upper left the classic button for recording (red circle). Click it, and go with your acting in the microphone. Once finished press the stop button (square). To listen at the result, press space, and if you don't like it, simply click the X to erase it, and repeat the process.
Once you have the good piece, go to file > export > .mp3 > choose the folder in which to save, in your pc.Then go to Mediafire (or any other free file hosting service), upload the file (or make a .zip/.rar/7zip., if you make multiple files, and upload it) and share the link to the file that the site gives you once the upload is finished.
Do you want to live forever?
There can be only ONE
(in the voice of a time-traveling surfer) no.
one that did actually get play in our games: I'm gonna smack you in the lips!
Oh and @ Xanth: "I'm gonna activate your dental plan!" I'll give you a hint; it's followed by a fat man screaming at a high school student to get out of the car...
Back @ you Mark: Better off -not sayin' lol. Which is better, speaking no english or speaking Howard Cosell? I know I answered a question with a question, sorry.
I love it when a plan comes together..
To Bad Guys who just said they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train!
Use your imagination--or you can borrow mine
I don't wanna be a secret weapon! I want to be an exposed weapon!
I love the smell of a revolution in the morning. It smells like hushpuppies.
Fly By night, laugh and say, beating up bad guys, makes my day! The Credo of The Fighting nighthawk Commandos
What we need is a little distraction. You got an atomic bomb?
Beware the Dogs of War!
Shut up, fool!
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
All of these come from the same place...if the first doesn't give it away the second to last will. Yes, we have used them in combat.
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Do you know what the last thing you will say just before you die? [clutches chest] AAAAGGGHHHH!
Lousy way to die, huh?
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My Foulspawn Unbreakable Fighter/Invulnerable Rager Barbarian intends to enter at least one encounter saying "Please, don't hurt me! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" while pounding the bejebus out of things.
"Perhaps today is a good day to die!"
"Kill them all, let God sort them out!"
Or the most frightening of all battle cries:
"I love you, You love me, we're a happy family!"
Just to show what can be done with the method I described above (I'm bad at acting, and my microphone makes annoying noises, sorry for that): http://www29.zippyshare.com/v/61144158/file.html
"Welcome to the last day of the rest of your lives!"
@ Xanth: I ain't gettin on no plane...
We are talking Battle Cries:
Go go Power Rangers!
(insert pokemon name) I choose YOU!
Let's form Voltron!
Autobots; Roll Out!
Another one that's actually been uttered at the table:
Taste my PAIN STICK!
"This is where we fight! This is where they die!"
"Tulta munille!"
"Nuts"
"faugh a ballagh"
“Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of war, that this foul deed shall smell above the earth with carrion men, groaning for burial”
“It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell.”
How are these serious battle cries/quotes?
"Just so you know. You sound like a fortune cookie."
"Your side may have the cookies, but my side has the milk!"
"Choke on those cookies!"
That's not a knife. Now this...this is a knife!
I said EXCUSE ME!
I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
Dead or alive you're coming with me.
Drop it!
You're FIRRREEEDDDD!!!
(And from another movie entirely)
"Jazz...shake me!" (takes milkshake) "You're FIRED Julie!"
and some serious ones:
FORWARD!!!
HOLD!!!
FREEEDDDDOOMMMMMMM!!!
The line will be drawn HERE, and no further!
And one of the all-time greats (Xanth, how did we forget this one):
Hello, my name is Anigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die.
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts and I have come for your soul!
Promise me money.
Promise me power.
I want my father back you S.O.B.!
We can put down our weapons and fight like civilized men.
From last night's game, the CE Black Blade of the party Magus on fighting monstrous spiders:
"We will bathe in their blood and boil in their venom!!"
DEATH FIRST!
EVERYBODY MOVE!
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
I hope we win.
I... am not left-handed.
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
"Today is a good day to die"
"Rubbish. Today is a terrible day to die, but it's a great day to kill."
The subtle joys of roleplaying a cowardly murderer side by side with an honorable barbarian.
Or, as I like to say when I play any healing class
"The knowledge of how to heal gives one more than sufficient knowledge in how to harm."
Another Star Trek one:
"Victory is Life!"
"The knowledge of how to heal gives one more than sufficient knowledge in how to harm."
This is how Doctor Simeon Trent, my Soulthief Vitalist, operates. >=D
No one has yet quoted the best Battle cry of all time:
"SPOOOOOOOON!" the Tick.
My Paladin is fond of "In the name of Iomedae!" But he swaps up to have personal challenges as needed...
"Foul creatures, we will send you back under the ground where you belong!", was the most recent to a stack of undead... Man did I wish for more uses of channel energy THAT day.
It's the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man
Avengers, form a wedge with me at the point!
Attack pattern delta
This is gonna be over in 2 hits; me hitting you and you hitting the floor
Sweep the leg
Send 'em home in a bodybag!
FINISH HIM!
I...won't stop...until you're dead.
That last one was from an unkillable halfling fighter that dropped to -17 hp and still delivered the death blow to Baba Yaga. Best.Module.Ever!
Actually BltzKrg, spoon was one of the first on the list, but it rates being said again.
Yippee ki-yay, mothertrucker!
I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
Let's see you take *this* under advisement, jerkweed!
Welcome to the party, pal.
Great job on Baba Yaga there Mark!
@xanth: beware the thousand year old twinkie
I can't believe we all missed a couple of the most famous ones:
Go ahead...make my day
AND
You feel LUCKY punk?
Run Awayyyyy!!!
We have plenty of time to remember the ones we missed Mark.
I'll be back.
Say that to my face! or Say that one more time.
Nothing can stop me!
Nobody steps on a church in my town!
Pop smoke! (used in the last campaign)
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH.
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WAAAGH!!!
Also: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!
Just as planned.
A really good battle cry if you TRULY want to confuse your enemies:
"I love You!"
Both quotes from my wife's archer. First quote was at a barbed devil.
"For your sake Min better still be alive, or I swear I'll come find you in hell and use your barbs for arrowheads and kill more of your kind."
Second a ghaddar.
"Hey ugly! She yells out catching the devils's attention. "I want to make a new pincushion care to volunteer?"
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Suck pain!
Pray for the release that only death will bring
"Ladies and Gentlemen...Boys and Girls; DYIN' time's here!"