Things you don't want to hear the party healer say

[ericthetolle]

133: I'm out of heals, but it's OK, I've got needle and thread.

134: I've been reading up on genuine medieval medical practices...

[Tirq]

135. Leeches, why do you ask?

[Theos Imarion]

136. Well since I saw constitution was for health I decided to drop wis to 5 and bring Con to 20, was that a good choice.
137. Since all the damage is internal I don't know your in the negatives.
138. I went flame oracle so I could be an insane haunted piromaniac.

[Orthos]

139. "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"

[Scintillae]

140. "Well, laughter is the best medicine. And you do look ridiculous...

[Crimson Jester]

141. "Are you sure your covered by an HMO?"

[Irontruth]

142. Oh, I'm a Cleric 1/Fighter 9, I only took the one level to make my mother happy.

[Sharoth]

143. Cleric? I thought the job application said CLERK.

[GeraintElberion]

144. "Sorry, those people were so pitiful, I had to burn my last spell on a purify food and drink."