The pun thread continues...Yes. Yes it does.
And I blame you Cosmo for that!
Also, it appears our "friend" Leafar has become lost again.
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I miss Leafar he was a good catalyst for rants. where have all the wacky people gone. I mean most people on the site are not as wacky and out there as Leafar. Sure we have yellow dingo and some others but I miss the absolute insanity that we could strive out against with Leafar and him getting lost. As well as his special brand of zaniness which caused Doodlebug to back him and lets be honest I think he and Doodlebug were secretly one in the same. Lets bring him back from the depths of Doodlebug's mind and have at it again.
He did.
What...
...is this thread...
...about?
It's a place for posting all your best or worst puns. {grins}
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It's a place for posting all your best or worst puns. {grins}
Urge to kill rising...
What did I do to you?
What's the harm in a few whitebread puns, I Wonder®? Gran's just killing time loafing around between reading twheats. I toast his dedication to the bit.
JMD probably thinks this is crumby, but making puns is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Gark gets +5 Rant points
I need admin powers just for one day....
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POWER
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A rant?! You want a [EXPLETIVE DELETED] rant! I'll give you a rant!
When I tell you that the food you are ordering doesn't fit your [EXPLETIVE DELETED] it means it doesn't fit your [EXPLETIVE DELETED] full stop! I have no [EXPLETIVE DELETED][EXPLETIVE DELETED][EXPLETIVE DELETED] controlled over your diet. And you people who think you are so [EXPLETIVE DELETED] smart when you ask for multiple entrees and you are informed one entree per order you ask for pizza [EXPLETIVE DELETED] you! You are the opposite of funny. And the people who call me with no idea what you want to order DON'T CALL UNTIL YOU KNOW THE MENU SAYS IT AND IF YOUR ON HOLD IT TELLS YOU TO BE PREPARED!!!!
Then the nurses they talk down to us like [EXPLETIVE DELETED] as if we were less than [EXPLETIVE DELETED] well [EXPLETIVE DELETED] you. Its not my fault you can't put the diet in like your supposed to, and what do you mean you didn't have time to give the patient their food! What the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] it is your patient! Do you not check on them bring the [EXPLETIVE DELETED][EXPLETIVE DELETED] food in with you.
havoc xiii gets 4 rant points.
I am having a difficult time keeping up with the Ask James Jacobs Anything thread. I'm like 600 posts behind.
I ended up hiding it.
You win James Jacobs thread...this time.
Right now the Ask James Jacobs thread is showing 4807 new posts for me.
My daughter has been watching the Mr. Peabody and Sherman movie...so many terrible puns. *rage*
That's a good one.
Leafar the Lost is a poster who used to post in a manner that was...unique. Look him up on the site.
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Try reading the "Don't reply to this thread" thread.
Lol, thread thread. Gets me every time.
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True dat.
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Bird fanciers songbook:
The Most Beautiful Gull in the World
The Rook of Love
Owl Be There
Lil' Starling
I Be Grebe
Falcon By
Reed warblers! Hunh! Good God! (Durdurur) What are they good for? Absolutely, puffins!
Coal Tit Be I'm Falling in Love?
The Hawk of Life
Goose that, girl!
And anything by Vulture Club
Or That Petrel Emotion
As a campaign song for Ros Sparrow's next run for US President.
Wow...I've been not very diligent with posting in this thread. Life has been getting in the way. Stupid life.
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I am sorry for not coming back here earlier.
Ah good ole Leafar always getting lost.
He's off with Will and Holly annoying sleestaks and the Zarn.
Wow...I've been not very diligent with posting in this thread. Life has been getting in the way. Stupid life.
Yes, but if you were dead you wouldn't be able to post at all. :-)
Dronf!
This Slaad speaks truth. However, you are getting Slaad Dretching all over the place.
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{sits forgotten in back of refrigerator, broods}
This Slaad speaks truth. However, you are getting Slaad Dretching all over the place.
Hey! That's my job description!! You can't have me show up in a rant thread and not do my job. What kind of Charlie Sierra Slaad do you take me for?
<takes bucket of Slaad Dretching and dumps it on Mythic JMD031.>
There! Now you have something to rant about. :-)
Oh no.
*cast prestidigitation*
There we go. These things happen when your mythic, you know.
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I'll bet you are wondering "where are all the rants?" and perhaps "why are there no new rants?" Well the answer is quite simple, my life has gotten more busy. Currently, I am in the middle of working a new job that I started 6 months ago, preparing to move, running an ongoing campaign, continuing to work in the National Guard, raise a child, developing my own game system, purchasing a house and moving into said house, and contemplating returning to school to obtain a doctorate. Some of these things are ongoing and will not go away anytime soon while others are limited but are going to take a significant amount of my time in the near future. I have tried off and on to encourage others to post rants in this thread but I get the feeling that we as a community aren't as angry as we once were or perhaps the "Blame Cosmo" thread has become the go to place to blow off steam (for which I blame Cosmo). Either way, this thread has not taken off as well as I hoped. Unfortunately, I'm stubborn and don't like to give up. So, as long as things are crazy there will likely be no rants. If this changes, you will be the first to know. And because this is turning into a mini rant (expletive deleted).
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I would blame Cosmo too. But then I would be doing what everyone else does which I hate doing. I think the lack of ranting here is a true sign of the decline in our youth of today and society as a whole. Those darn kids mucking things up. I wish we could go back tot he good old days of us mucking everything up. Not to worry JDM031 I am just as stubborn and I plan to continue to post to here as I can. My life is pretty hectic too but it is important to keep the rant thread open much like the Gruumash is awesome thread and any questions people have about that wonderful thread. In case anyone is wondering I am pretty awesome.
So I have been pretty busy and haven't posted to this thread in a while. Moving will do that to you. On the bright side, I now have two topics I will rant about in the future. When will you see a new rant? Soonish.
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Waiting with baited breath.
*Reaches into his mouth and pulls the hook, line, and sinker out.*
But not for too much longer. :-)
Soonish has come! Rant incoming!!!