| gran rey de los mono |
Would that be meatballs made entirely of bacon, or meatballs with bacon in them? Or possibly bacon-wrapped meatballs?
The local butcher in my parents' town sells something he calls "Bucket Burger". It is a mix of ground beef, ground pork, and ground bacon. Take that, form it into nice thick patties and grill over a charcoal fire. That's good eatin' right there.
zylphryx
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My regularly scheduled Weekday Bacon Update will be cancelled today, due to the fact that I cannot bring myself to quote Roseanne Barr.
Are you claiming that Roseanne Barr has more influence over you than bacon?!?!? That she somehow has more power than the goodness that is a slab of hickory smoked pork belly?!?!?!?
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL ABERZOMBIE!?!?!?!
| Ringtail |
Ringtail wrote:Delicious soy-composite, vegetarian bacon, I shall eat you for breakfast everyday this week. And on homemade pizza on Friday night, if there is enough left (there never is).
Fake-bacon for all!
Boo!!! Hiss!!!
Come on! Be a man and eat the real thing!
*Sighs*
Did the pig die from natural causes?*
*Being sliced up in a factory does not count as "natural causes."
Although I did recently read that while a vegetarian diet has many, many health benefits over an omnivorous one, it was found that a "flexitarian" diet (where one is vegetarian** but eats a serving of meat once every 14 days or so) can drastically reduce the probably of developing colon/rectal cancer in vegetarians who do not carefully monitor their nutritional intake.
**Not a vegetarian.
I believe that means that bacon can literally save your ass, yes?
Aberzombie
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Aberzombie wrote:My regularly scheduled Weekday Bacon Update will be cancelled today, due to the fact that I cannot bring myself to quote Roseanne Barr.Are you claiming that Roseanne Barr has more influence over you than bacon?!?!? That she somehow has more power than the goodness that is a slab of hickory smoked pork belly?!?!?!?
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL ABERZOMBIE!?!?!?!
Naah, I just don't want to disgrace the thread with her quote, especially when it doesn't specifically mention bacon. A zombie's gotta have his standards.
zylphryx
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zylphryx wrote:Naah, I just don't want to disgrace the thread with her quote, especially when it doesn't specifically mention bacon. A zombie's gotta have his standards.Aberzombie wrote:My regularly scheduled Weekday Bacon Update will be cancelled today, due to the fact that I cannot bring myself to quote Roseanne Barr.Are you claiming that Roseanne Barr has more influence over you than bacon?!?!? That she somehow has more power than the goodness that is a slab of hickory smoked pork belly?!?!?!?
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL ABERZOMBIE!?!?!?!
Well, I guess that explains it. A quote from her probably would cause the bacon to turn by proxy ...
| gran rey de los mono |
My favorite part of Thanksgiving dinner growing up was always the bacon. My Mom would put strips of bacon over the turkey breast before roasting it, and when it was done we would each get one. Of course, since I don't like turkey, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes/yams, cranberries, or stuffing/dressing it wasn't a hard choice.
Edit: And green bean casserole. I $%&*@## HATE green bean casserole.