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Hey Joe, if at GenCon you decide to chicken out, you could always sit at my table. I can't promise I won't kill your PC but I can promise I won't run around giving everyone high fives after I do it.... ;)
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Baird and Friends: Don't speak ill of the dead. Also, dead characters aren't worth taunting.
Joe: Wheeee! Nobody's poking fun at my character! That means I win!
Sarenrae: Don't make me smack you where the sun don't shine, which is to say so far out of my faith that casting atonement will just cause wisdom damage.
Baird and Friends: Heeeeey! Sarenrae! Pull up a seat and grab a drink!
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Caepio Alazario wrote:Checking your track record, Joe, I would say that you taunt players before killing them with bugs. See The Many Fortunes of Grandmaster Torch and Exhibit A, a huge centipede.A valid point. I did taunt the players with bugs.
Yeah Joe, and I taunt you with undying Venture-Captain Frogs...
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Joseph Caubo wrote:Yeah Joe, and I taunt you with undying Venture-Captain Frogs...Caepio Alazario wrote:Checking your track record, Joe, I would say that you taunt players before killing them with bugs. See The Many Fortunes of Grandmaster Torch and Exhibit A, a huge centipede.A valid point. I did taunt the players with bugs.
As everyone knows, in the game Frog-Paper-Bug Frog always defeats Bug. Somehow Paper defeats Frog, which seems most inexplicable to me. I suppose it borrows from the same logic used in Rock-Paper-Scissors.
(Can it be but 88 more days?)
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I have my ticket ready for whatever Mr. Baird throws at us, and no matter what, I will be at Nikolai's side. Granted, it will probaby end up being as a pall bearer, but still... Nikolai is the lot that myself, Kasheed, Vyktor, Tevarin, and Marius have drawn in life, and even with that albatross upon our necks, we will not go down without a fight.
May the best man win, and just remember Kyle... if you can't kill Nikolai, I will.
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I'm happy that Nikolai is getting practice sleeping so comfortably...he's getting used to it. Many mortals get all panicky when they are about to die and start doing bucket lists when they have limited time left.
But Nikolai is so comfortable with his coming demise that he sleeps comfortably. He doesn't even fight it anymore.
It's very noble. I'm impressed.
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John Compton wrote:Interesting. Death is in my future at the table but not Nikolai. NIKOLAI LIVES ON FOREVER!That's how our home group is looking. Here's how it would look for Joe Caubo's character:
Finish your normal career at 12.0
Complete Eyes of the Ten at 13.2
Complete Academae of Secrets at 14.2
Complete Tomb of the Iron Medusa at 15.2
Die in Race for the Runecarved Key.
This is so cute! Nikolai actually has plans for 'life' after the Runecarved Key!
*sigh*
I remember when I had mortal dreams. Foolish, foolish, foolish mortal dreams.
How many days now until the reckoning? I've lost count with the number of souls I've consumed over the eons.
Tis nice to know that mortal's folly of this mortal's hubris has not been dimmed by reality of certain death.
-Pain
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I have to apologize in advance, Kyle, as I will be feeding the six-person group to Tomb of the Iron Medusa in another week. I will happily package the mushy remnants of Nikolai to send to Gen Con for your GMing pleasure.
I have not seen Nikolai in the field for some time now. I fear his tenure at the Acadamae has already made him mushy and soft(er). Although I am reluctant to disturb a resting place of the dead, I feel obligated to follow Nikolai into the Tomb to ensure others do not die because of his folly.
I must now go spend gold to increase my Constitution...
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Yes. :(
What brokenness is this +39 coming from?
It is derived from the number of times you have bragged about Nikolai's invulnerability. I would count myself lucky that Kyle never heard all of your boasting in Georgia.
Does he have Stoneskin up?
You need a skin of stone to sit at a table with Kyle and take all the crap he flings out... ;)
Stoneskin? Pfah! Kyle picked up the Adamantine Will feat several levels ago (gained from supping upon slain PCs and consuming their most valuable items). It grants him an automatic success on all Will saves against pitiful mewling while also allowing him to overcome DR/adamantine.
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I presume John failed where I shall not?
You give me too little credit. I killed Nikolai before he could even act. He also fell to negative hit points twice in the first encounter.
Nikolai was a few moments shy of returning as an incorporeal worshiper of Sarenrae. I'm sure that that would be the final straw in her granting spells to the foppish Qadiran.
It's a real embarrassment that the Sarenraite was resurrected by an Iomedaen priest. I thought the sun witch was the one with the healing domain.
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John did not fail; I was there. Instead, every time Nikolai went down, you could hear with a decent enough perception check, Breaths of Life granted by the various gods trying to keep Nikolai alive, as none wanted to claim him as their own.
You should have seen Nikolai cowering, all alone in the beginning of the Tomb. I do believe "I'm not going anywhere... I'm scared" came out of his mouth more than once.