
Bruunwald |

First of all, everybody knows gnomes don't come from anime. They come from my lawn.
Secondly, hatin' on things makes people feel important. Which causes them to feel strong. Which, in turn, gives them hope. In other words, hate leads to hope. (Though admittedly, it leads to it only for the total b#++ w#!~ doing the hating, while the other 90% of us feel like crap having to put up with it.)

Trinam |

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More seriously, no hate, but I do shake my head and tut at the people who have no qualms about massacring hoards of goblinoids, yet flip their proverbial excrement at the possibility that life-affirming carnal activity might take place in their murder-hobo simulator.
What, thievery?

Don Juan de Doodlebug |
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More seriously, no hate, but I do shake my head and tut at the people who have no qualms about massacring hoards of goblinoids, yet flip their proverbial excrement at the possibility that life-affirming carnal activity might take place in their murder-hobo simulator.
Yeah, that is totally messed up and just more evidence of Paizo's Big Lie: goblins are bad, goblins can't read, goblins smell funny, ad nauseam.
Especially when they could be getting some nookie instead.
Goblins do it in the street!

Doodlebug Anklebiter |

I hate going to the dentist for a filling.
Even more, I hate going to the dentist for TWO fillings.
EVEN MORE, I hate having the dentist (who is a Teamster by the way) spend 20 minutes grinding away and whittling down my tooth only to have her say, "Yeah, you're going to need a root canal."
Like I have 1000 bucks to spend on my teeth...
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!

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I hate going to the dentist for a filling.
Even more, I hate going to the dentist for TWO fillings.
EVEN MORE, I hate having the dentist (who is a Teamster by the way) spend 20 minutes grinding away and whittling down my tooth only to have her say, "Yeah, you're going to need a root canal."
Like I have 1000 bucks to spend on my teeth...
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!
This is what you get from socialised medicine.

TheAntiElite |

What, thievery?
HA!
Yeah, that is totally messed up and just more evidence of Paizo's Big Lie: goblins are bad, goblins can't read, goblins smell funny, ad nauseam.
Especially when they could be getting some nookie instead.
Goblins do it in the street!
Maybe if they looked more like WoW goblins.
Then again, there's a certain trailer-park fascination with the goblin intimate life. It's like...you shouldn't look, and they barely know what the heck they're doing themselves, and it's even more comedic than watching chihuahuas breed, especially when they incorporate fire into foreplay.
And then they spawn. And put the younglings in cages to keep them out of the way.
I...I am fairly certain I know not where I'm going with this.

TheAntiElite |

TheAntiElite wrote:
I...I am fairly certain I know not where I'm going with this.Oh, thank goodness. I thought there was a diabolical purpose behind it all.
Insane rambling is much less disconcerting.
Usually my ramblings are more chaotic than diabolical. Diabolical reeks of sulfur.
Oh! Now I remember.
Watching (Golarion) goblin nookie is likely to be someone's fetish, but then again so is watching episodes of America's Dumbest Criminals. Or Sock Puppetry with three letter acronyms.
At least one of those is confirmed. :D
TheAntiElite wrote:and they barely know what the heck they're doing themselves,Lies, lies, lies!
Goblins do it in the street--with finesse!
I'm going to leave any comments about small weapons and high dexterity to someone else. That's just inviting too much trouble...