SO it has come to my attention that many of you do not understand the awesome intellect of the man called TOZ. Feel free to challenge his acerbic wit, but be warned for The TOZ always knows best.
And to prove this theory, I will ask the first question of the mighty wizard of TOZ.
Dear TOZ, how did you get to be so damn smart?
Uh...
Ah, so by clearing your mind of all distractions you effectively turned your mind into a sponge that quickly absorbed all available information!
Thank you for sharing that tip with the rest of us.
What is best in life?
How do I avoid the Holiday weight gain? :P
Why does the dice roller give me a nat 20 on initiative and follow it with a nat 1 on the attack? Do the dice gods hate me? Or is it perhaps the doing of the pmg and his minions?
TOZ knows best. Coming this Fall to CBS.
Yes. His fall is coming soon.
Who is this pretender to my throne? I am all seeing and all knowing. I will not be mocked in this manner. I demand this thread be deleted at once.
Are you eyeballin' me Private!!! Drop and beat your face, you ate up sack of Joe Shit the Rag Bag!!!
I see I have been too easy going on people. Maybe a good ol' disintegrate will get you in line.
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Why does the dice roller give me a nat 20 on initiative and follow it with a nat 1 on the attack? Do the dice gods hate me? Or is it perhaps the doing of the pmg and his minions?
It's a complex algorithm involving the total number of orders placed with Paizo, how many subscriptions you are subscribed to, and how you weigh when compared to a duck.
Are you eyeballin' me Private!!! Drop and beat your face, you ate up sack of Joe S**& the Rag Bag!!!
NOW I'm eyeballing you.
If you clone yourself, and then seduce yourself, is it sex or masturbation?
Philandering, as you are no longer faithful to yourself, having dallied with your other self.
What if I was really asking for it, wearing that tight dress and all?
Why did Australia lose to New Zealand in the Rugby World Cup Semi Final?
Critical shortage of pistachios.
That explains it all...
Should every football game start like this.........
If a sitcom starring you was to be made called "TOZ knows best", who would be your co-stars?
Ciretose and seekerofshadowlight.
Gods help us. I was gonna say Kirth and Mistah Green :)
Me, Kirth, and Roy? That would end worse than Two and a Half Men.
And anything involving seekerofshadowlight wouldn't?
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Why does the dice roller give me a nat 20 on initiative and follow it with a nat 1 on the attack? Do the dice gods hate me? Or is it perhaps the doing of the pmg and his minions?It's a complex algorithm involving the total number of orders placed with Paizo, how many subscriptions you are subscribed to, and how you weigh when compared to a duck.
Ah, one who knows the true significance of the duck....predator, destroyer of souls, system of measure.....I am once more awed by your all-encompassing knowledge and wisdom.
ALL HAIL TOZ!
Do you like pastries and if so what are you're favorite toppings?
That would end worse than Two and a Half Men.
Too soon.
Best weapon when you are involved in a zombie apocalypse?