PMG: there's a completely opaque and hostile process for that!
Apple customer service FTW!
"No, we can't tell you why you're getting that error code."
one of my biggest fears in life is being unsubscribed by a clown
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Gary: liz we havent' made any changes to the in months
Liz: Then why is everything going into a handbag today?
Christopher: Maybe it feels left out?
Gary: yeah i don't know, we're breaking not right now
Ashley: why? because cosmo.
Liz: Good a reason as any at this point.
Cosmo: /bow
Gary: liz we havent' made any changes to the in months
Liz: Then why is everything going into a handbag today?
Christopher: Maybe it feels left out?
Gary: yeah i don't know, we're breaking not right now
Ashley: why? because cosmo.
Liz: Good a reason as any at this point.
Cosmo: /bow
Oooooh, MAD LIBS!
Let's see ... three nouns. I'll use Cthulhu, Jason, and The Challenger Explosion!
Gary: liz we havent' made any changes to the CTHULHU in months
Liz: Then why is everything going into a handbag today?
Christopher: Maybe it feels left out?
Gary: yeah i don't know, we're breaking JASON not THE CHALLENGER EXPLOSION right now
Ashley: why? because cosmo.
Liz: Good a reason as any at this point.
Cosmo: /bow
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Cosmo And I am sparkly AND bubbly!
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Christopher: It's like lions.
Christopher: They look all cute and snuggly.
Christopher: Then they eat your face off.
Christopher: The end.
Lions are the best. <3
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Ashley: A professional level of communication does not in any way resemble a text message.
Now if only I could get my writing student to understand that; their writing much more closely resembles what Rysky just put down there...
My sincere apologies.Ashley: A professional level of communication does not in any way resemble a text message.Now if only I could get my writing student to understand that; their writing much more closely resembles what Rysky just put down there...
Rysky, I can't tell from your post whether you are apologizing for yourself or my students. If for yourself, there is no need. I was just pointing out that my students need a metaphorical slap upside the head.
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Rysky, I can't tell from your post whether you are apologizing for yourself or my students. If for yourself, there is no need. I was just pointing out that my students need a metaphorical slap upside the head.My sincere apologies.Ashley: A professional level of communication does not in any way resemble a text message.Now if only I could get my writing student to understand that; their writing much more closely resembles what Rysky just put down there...
It was for your students, my first post was done to be sarcastic :3
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Gary Skeletor needs to travel in STYLE
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Since Skeletor rocks a purple velour speedo, I thought this was already assumed
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Oi! Quit pushing my birthday further away!Chris Self: I'm just pretending it's not November yet
Chris Self: It's totally October 32nd
Oi! Please continue pushing my birthday farther away! Thank you. :)
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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing....
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sara marie: I have blue's clues theme song in my head
sara marie: I have yet to determine if this is better or worse than niki minja's Starships!
sara marie: Which, while awesome, isn't really something that is great to have on permanent repeat in your brain
christopher: Her name was Lola
christopher: She was a showgirl
christopher: With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.
christopher: She would merengue
christopher: And do the cha-cha
gary: POP GOES THE WEASEL
sara marie: sorry I have to actually hear the song
lissa: Apparently, I don't. -_-
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This Christopher fellow is a cruel, heartless bastage.
Must be the name. >:-D
jessica: Thank you, Sara Marie, for making your nightmares become my nightmares.October was that rough, eh?
Yes.
Oi! Please continue pushing my birthday farther away! Thank you. :)Oi! Quit pushing my birthday further away!Chris Self: I'm just pretending it's not November yet
Chris Self: It's totally October 32nd
+1.
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Cosmo: Thank you VERY much for your help.
Justin: this was a fun interaction cosmo, but if anyone asks, it was filled with evil clowns and tentacles
Cosmo: The best part is: No one even bothers to ask anymore.
Christopher: It goes without saying by this point.
Cosmo: Absolutely.
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Lisa: What does the fox say?
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Lisa: What does the fox say?
I hope that Paizo won't follow the Fox's favorite response.
Lisa: What does the fox say?
Shazoo!
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Lisa: What does the fox say?
ring-ding-ding-ding-dineringeding?
wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?
hatee-hatee-hatee-ho?
joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff?
chacha-chacha-chacha-chow?
fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow?
a-hee-ahee ha-hee?
a-oo-oo-oo-ooo?
a-bayda-bump-bump-bayda?
But in the end I think it all just translates to "Norwegians are a strange people" ... land of my ancestors, land of WTF?
Lisa: What does the fox say?ring-ding-ding-ding-dineringeding?
wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?
hatee-hatee-hatee-ho?
joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff?
chacha-chacha-chacha-chow?
fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow?
a-hee-ahee ha-hee?
a-oo-oo-oo-ooo?
a-bayda-bump-bump-bayda?
But in the end I think it all just translates to "Norwegians are a strange people" ... land of my ancestors, land of WTF?
Oookay. Makes me glad my mtDNA places me as being from Denmark.
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Lisa: What does the fox say?
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Oookay. Makes me glad my mtDNA places me as being from Denmark.Lisa: What does the fox say?ring-ding-ding-ding-dineringeding?
wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow?
hatee-hatee-hatee-ho?
joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff?
chacha-chacha-chacha-chow?
fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow?
a-hee-ahee ha-hee?
a-oo-oo-oo-ooo?
a-bayda-bump-bump-bayda?
But in the end I think it all just translates to "Norwegians are a strange people" ... land of my ancestors, land of WTF?
I've got the region triangulated through blood; Norway and Denmark on my dad's side, Latvia on my mom's.
And for those who do not know the source of the listed "sounds", prepare yourselves ... do not say you were not warned. :)
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Sara Marie:
Phone goes ring
Computer goes ding
Printer goes errrrgh
and mouse goes squeek
Keyboards goes click
Tape goes scrittch
and the AC goes shhhhh
Beanbags chairs go crinkle
and keys go jingle
and the forklift goes vroo oo oo oo om
But theres one sound
That no one knows
What does HR say?
Ting-ding-ting-ding-tingeringeding!
Clunk-clunk-clunk-clunk-clunkeringeclunky!
kursssh-crash-bash-crash-kurshecrashebashing!
What HR say?
Wham-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam!
Wham-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam!
Wham-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam!
What HR say?
Big square buttons
Cold insides
Taking quarters
and dispensing soda
Tiny lights
On the front
Suddenly you're standing still
Your soda is cold
So refreshing
Like an angel in disguise
Wham-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam!
Wham-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam!
Wham-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bam!
What HR say?
Soda Machine is refilled.
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redacted a: rule 32 of the internet: if you can think up a subject matter, someone has made a game about it
redacted b: not to be confused with rule 34
redacted a: Rule 33 is the best
redacted b: if you can think of it, someone has made a cake of it?
redacted c: What's rule 33?
redacted a: its a combonation of rule 32ing rule 34 and rule 34ing rule 32