Overheard at the Paizo office

[Sara Marie]

Cosmo:

OMG, Becky, LOOK at her Order. IT is soooo big...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

I like big orders and I cannot lie
You other gamers can't deny
when a package shows up with a paizo golem
and an address label in your face
you get sprung...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

[Dire Mongoose]

Sara Marie wrote:

Cosmo:

OMG, Becky, LOOK at her Order. IT is soooo big...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

I like big orders and I cannot lie
You other gamers can't deny
when a package shows up with a paizo golem
and an address label in your face
you get sprung...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

I loudly demand more of this.

[Aberzombie]

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Sara Marie]

Gary: (looking over my shoulder as I am on computer at home) Are you doing customer service?

Sara: No.....

Gary: Are you suuuuuuure?

Sara: Yes, cause its "technical support"!

[Crimson Jester]

For Cosmo

[Aberzombie]

overheard sometime in the future

Paizo Employee #1: Hey, we got this big box from someone named Aberzombie.

Paizo Employee #5: What's in it?

Paizo Employee #1: Not sure. But I swear I can hear some scratching sound from the inside.

Paizo Employee #5: Let's open it?

sounds of box being opened

Aberzombie: Brainnnnnnsssss......

Paizo Employee #5: OH GOD! MY FACE!!! HE'S EATING MY FACE!!!!

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

Aberzombie wrote:

overheard sometime in the future

Paizo Employee #1: Hey, we got this big box from someone named Aberzombie.

Paizo Employee #5: What's in it?

Paizo Employee #1: Not sure. But I swear I can hear some scratching sound from the inside.

Paizo Employee #5: Let's open it?

sounds of box being opened

Aberzombie: Brainnnnnnsssss......

Paizo Employee #5: OH GOD! MY FACE!!! HE'S EATING MY FACE!!!!

Walking Dead, season 3?

Why isn't it August 4th yet? The wait... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

[Aberzombie]

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

♫♪♫♪♫♪

[Sara Marie]

Gary: So this will probably be pretty popular?
Vic: Yeah, this is gonna be pretty popular.

[Crimson Jester]

More likely than not: These EVIL threads have got to go.

[Crystal Frasier]

Crystal: Sorry about that; Got distracted right after lunch.

Lissa: Is that a euphemism?

Crystal: Not to my knowledge...

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

More likely than not: These EVIL threads have got to go.

Also more likely than not: Damn that Sebastian!

[Gary Teter]

Crimson Jester wrote:

More likely than not: These EVIL threads have got to go.

Nope, that wasn't it at all.

And I think they are going to be very popular.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

More likely than not: These EVIL threads have got to go.

Nope, that wasn't it at all.

And I think they are going to be very popular.

But we can still blame Sebastian for stuff, right? Pwetty pwease?

[Vic Wertz]

Customer Service—All of them: Evil-sounding cackling.

I am concerned.

[Sebastian]

Gary Teter wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

More likely than not: These EVIL threads have got to go.

Nope, that wasn't it at all.

And I think they are going to be very popular.

Yay! Finally an outlet for my poetry!!! It will be very popular!

I take credit for all things evil; blame is reserved for things that are bad or wrong. Evil is awesome and right.

[Vic Wertz]

Sebastian wrote:

Yay! Finally an outlet for my poetry!!! It will be very popular!

Is that the one that begins "Oh freddled gruntbuggly?"

[Sebastian]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Yay! Finally an outlet for my poetry!!! It will be very popular!

Is that the one that begins "Oh freddled gruntbuggly?"

Do you really think I would come in third place in anything? Sheesh.

[Frank the Mime]

......!

[Justin Franklin]

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: So this will probably be pretty popular?
Vic: Yeah, this is gonna be pretty popular.

Tell Vic he can announce it before GenCon. ;)

[Mark Moreland]

Rob: "Us Redmondites need to stick together. Everyone who lives in Seattle looks down on us!"
Sutter (who lives in Seattle): "Oh, Rob."
Rob: "I meant Judy!"
Sutter: "Judy doesn't look down on you because of where you live."

[Chris Lambertz]

Pierce: "So, he didn't believe me when I said that geeks were the ones who bit the heads off chickens."

[Sara Marie]

Gary, 5:57pm on Friday:

this problem is attractive though...
if i solved it in the next half hour, i could roll the site with a new feature and leave for the weekend!

...

I got sucked back into my problem!

todo item, i just can't quit you!

[Sara Marie]

Gary: on the best days my job is one big game
.
a game where i WIN
.
not like most games

[Gark the Goblin]

Aberzombie wrote:

overheard sometime in the future

Paizo Employee #1: Hey, we got this big box from someone named Aberzombie.

Paizo Employee #5: What's in it?

Because by then all Paizo employees will become mindless drones in service of the PM and be needless of names.

Spoiler:

If it hasn't already happened . . .

[F. Wesley Schneider]

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: So this will probably be pretty popular?
Vic: Yeah, this is gonna be pretty popular.

Ha! Subtle. :P

[Sara Marie]

Paizo announces prepainted minis

Gary: Ooooh! look at the twitter flip out!

[Justin Franklin]

Sara Marie wrote:

Paizo announces prepainted minis

Gary: Ooooh! look at the twitter flip out!

Shouldn't that be twiddler?

[Aberzombie]

Mmmmm....twizzlers?

[Crimson Jester]

as long as it is not twilighters.....

[Sara Marie]

Gary: huh... the box with lights on my desk is making a ringing noise...
wonder what that means...

[Sara Marie]

megan: isn't sebastian usually nice?
gary: HAHAHA
chris: lol

[Sara Marie]

Sara Marie: Wow, this customer is like, right next door!

Ross: For deliveries that close, we should have a "Catapult" delivery method. It's free, but we aren't responsible for damages.

[ulgulanoth]

i bet this thread will be quiet for a while....

[zylphryx]

ulgulanoth wrote:

i bet this thread will be quiet for a while....

Unless they classify the booth at GenCon as part of the office, and then decide to log in and post rather than game, socialize, drink, party like rock stars and revel in their geekiness, I think you may be correct.

[Gark the Goblin]

zylphryx wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

i bet this thread will be quiet for a while....

Unless they classify the booth at GenCon as part of the office, and then decide to log in and post rather than game, socialize, drink, party like rock stars and revel in their geekiness, I think you may be correct.

I hear Jame Jacobs loves GenCon.

[Sara Marie]

Gary: Oh. My. God. I am an evil genius!

[Sara Marie]

Gary: I don't need Facebook, i have the fawtly thread. It works just the same!

[Aberzombie]

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: I don't need Facebook, i have the fawtly thread. It works just the same!

Don't let Freehold DM hear you say that.

[Sara Marie]

Sutter: look at this! It's a robot cowboy riding a triceratops!
Jacobs: OMG Why am I not playing this game?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: I don't need Facebook, i have the fawtly thread. It works just the same!

well, at least I know he didn't block me.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: I don't need Facebook, i have the fawtly thread. It works just the same!

well, at least I know he didn't block me.

Your posts might be hidden from his wall, though.

[Auziark the Mad]

Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: So this will probably be pretty popular?
Vic: Yeah, this is gonna be pretty popular.

Well, most folks on your continent with office Christmas trees use conifers (either mutant hybrid plastic ones, or organic ones - either tend to shed their needles all over the carpet which is the really important thing), but I guess you know what you're doing...

[Vic Wertz]

At celebratory dinner following the end of Gen Con:

Vic: Cosmo! Organ inventory!
Cosmo: All present!
Liz: ...but his liver took some damage.
Vic, drinking water, does spit take.

[Power Word Unzip]

Sara Marie wrote:

Cosmo:

OMG, Becky, LOOK at her Order. IT is soooo big...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

I like big orders and I cannot lie
You other gamers can't deny
when a package shows up with a paizo golem
and an address label in your face
you get sprung...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

[Crimson Jester]

Power Word Unzip wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

Cosmo:

OMG, Becky, LOOK at her Order. IT is soooo big...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

I like big orders and I cannot lie
You other gamers can't deny
when a package shows up with a paizo golem
and an address label in your face
you get sprung...

♩ ♪
♫ ♬

Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

[Power Word Unzip]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Power Word Unzip wrote:

Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Power Word Unzip wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Power Word Unzip wrote:

Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[

.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY

[Power Word Unzip]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Power Word Unzip wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Power Word Unzip wrote:

Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[

.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY

Drat! I didn't prepare read languages today, so all I can make out of this mysterious cipher is a palindrome!