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crystal: I'm like 7 thirty-pound babies strapped together
gary: i knew that trenchcoat was suspicious
christopher: Does explain all the fidgiting, though.
{waves excitedly from sekrit hq}
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crystal: We spilled green paint in one room last night and spent 90 minutes cleaning JUST that
crystal: Because we can't just go to the landlord and be like "Yeah, the carpet just turned all green on it's own. Weirdest thing."
crystal: because we are the landlord, and I know how to tell when I'm lying -_-
sara marie: am i gonna get a green carpet cleaning machine back?
crystal: Yeah, it's the weirdest thing. You carpet cleaner just turned green on its own
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gary: Lepri-Con?
crystal: Leper-con?
lissa: Surprisingly not the worst con ever.
christopher: I almost went to LeperCon. Despite my misgivings, they really pulled it off.
crystal: Your humor's a little flaky
christopher: My writers went on strike, so I have to make do with scabs.
crystal: You should fire them. They're just not a-peeling
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plus it costs an arm and a leg
My face fell when I read 'em
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Ryan: But I'm from Syracuse!
Sutter: Whatever, tentacles.
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only rouges can duel wield
only rouges can duel wield
Ha! Engineers can make use of dual shield welding!
Sutter: Hey, cool! Humans are talking!
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Sutter: You know, like a wiener dog. Only in the most majestic way possible.
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Rob: When next you see the tarrasque a'rampaging and you see its bushy mustache, you will think twice.
COSMOOOOOOOOOO
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will the tarrasque also be drinking PBR and wearing an ironic t-shirt
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how did robot chris know my nickname
Ryan's coffee order:
Venti vanilla latte with no foam (because I hate freedom)
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Robot Chris: oops
Robot Chris: ignore that
Gary: i can't, it's mocking me
Christopher: Its beady little @ mocks all that is holy.
Gary: the @ stares back
Gary: its all @.@
Christopher: When you look into the @, the @ also looks into you.
Robot Chris has left this chat.
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alvarez: I want my Cosmo back.Isn't this thread supposed to be genuine quotes??
Well we can't very well be taking the blame for anything now can we? We would put poor Cosmo right out of a job!
Robot Chris: oops
Robot Chris: ignore that
Gary: i can't, it's mocking me
Christopher: Its beady little @ mocks all that is holy.
Gary: the @ stares back
Gary: its all @.@
Christopher: When you look into the @, the @ also looks into you.
Robot Chris has left this chat.
My condolences to Robot Chris. She has to put up with both of you. :)
Stephen: [redacted] That won't get us in trouble, right?
Jason: What are you, out of your [redacted] mind?
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One of my favorite parts about being an intern at Paizo is being able to sit back and watch conversations like this unfold:
Jessica: I couldn't wait until I got forced reincarnation so I could make a bugbear paladin!
Sean: I'm a bugbear, I'm creepy! *flails*
John: Did I hear bugbear paladin? What about a troglodyte paladin? Holy B.O.!
robot chris: but that is for future worms
robot chris: ...this is just based on past worms
No love for the present worms Chris?
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Gary: Did you say freeze-dried cadaver bones?
