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Paizo Employee Director of Sales

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Chris Self wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

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cosmo: err... cross that bridge...

Why would you want to cross a bridge that is burning?
He's just that dedicated to customer service.

This is a good theory, but the real reason is: To get to the other side.

Former VP of Finance

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Crystal Frasier: Dammit, spellcheck! "Orrery" is a real word!

Sara Marie: orly?

Sara Marie: :D

Crystal Frasier: >.O

Crystal Frasier: That was so bad I literally felt pain

Lantern Lodge

cosmo: can I just go bananas and delete cookies left and right with abandon?

The Exchange

Query.

How often do the words "I could just kill <insert message board user>!" get heard in the office?

End of query.


Moorluck wrote:

Query.

How often do the words "I could just kill <insert message board user>!" get heard in the office?

End of query.

I'm afraid of that answer.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: can I just go bananas and delete cookies left and right with abandon?

You can't have your cookies until you finish your bananas.


Cheapy wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Query.

How often do the words "I could just kill <insert message board user>!" get heard in the office?

End of query.

I'm afraid of that answer.

After you're all digitized post-Singularity, there will be a winnowing of the herd via Disc Wars and Space Paranoids. And cake for all.


Moorluck wrote:

Query.

How often do the words "I could just kill <insert message board user>!" get heard in the office?

End of query.

Also, who would be placed in <insert message board user> most often?

Lantern Lodge

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gary: did you let hte puppy drive the car?

lissa: No, I let crystal drive. I'll let you figure out which is more dangerous.

Dark Archive

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It seems pretty obvious to me... Lissa!

Neither the puppy nor Crystal would let her drive. :P

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: the pig is like the atm of the meat world

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: If you don't like vegemite, it's a sign of your pact with satan

Lantern Lodge

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gary: [redacted]

liz: ...And that's a comment I wish I could put up on the Overheard thread.

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: ross: you realize populations take your theories and smoosh them into a crazy paste?


Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: If you don't like vegemite, it's a sign of your pact with satan

Oh oracle, are there other signs?

Lantern Lodge

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clark peterson: There, I just got the pom poms out and did a little dance. Go team!

Liberty's Edge Contributor

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BluePigeon wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: If you don't like vegemite, it's a sign of your pact with satan
Oh oracle, are there other signs?

Dislike of vinegar.

Lantern Lodge

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gary: This bug should now be fully smashed flat into little buggly bits.

Lantern Lodge

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sara marie: well, here is an interesting order for the tech team... order # [redacted]

ross: looking it up

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ross: What is up with it?

sara marie: Look at the [redacted].

...

ross: What? How?

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ross: Gary, you should peek too.

...

gary: how did he...


[redacted] is beginning to remind me of something horrible...something three apples high and blue....

The Exchange

[redacted]Smurf?

Liberty's Edge

Just waitin' to see what's being said around the water cooler this morning...

Lantern Lodge

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cosmo: you phrased that answer really well.

sara marie: Thanks! I actually just copied and pasted it from what gary told me the answer was.

cosmo: well then, Gary phrased it really well!

Dark Archive

i was expeciting birthday related quotes today....

Liberty's Edge

ulgulanoth wrote:
i was expeciting birthday related quotes today....

*nom*nom*nom*cake*nom*nom*nom*delicious*nom*nom*nom*

Lantern Lodge

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gary: I've been told to brainstorm some stuff for a surprise meeting at 3 and it works great when everybody here brainstorms and then i take credit for everybody's ideas.

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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sara: can i post that in the overheard thread?

sara: because i like it when everyone here makes great comments and then i take favorites for everyone's comments


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Crystal Frasier wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: If you don't like vegemite, it's a sign of your pact with satan
Oh oracle, are there other signs?
Dislike of vinegar.

Proof that I'm lawful evil!

Both are gross.

Lantern Lodge

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gary: do not break mai minions!!

gary: need them intact for world domination plans

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: My designer's soul is a twisted, malformed beast with no sense of right or wrong

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: I want to start a career in stamp licking

robot chris: the really gross stamps

Lantern Lodge

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gary: sorry, all my characters retire to become batman

gary: they build a stately manor with their adventure-won treasure, don a costume and fight crime at night

Lantern Lodge

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cs erik: We Be Goblins Part Two: Squeely Nord's Revenge

Lantern Lodge

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robot chris: wondrous pickle grants you fire powers!

liz: That would be a pickle worth questing for!


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Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: wondrous pickle grants you fire powers!

liz: That would be a pickle worth questing for!

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: Church of Lamashtu... Reformed

crystal: We're not like those weirdo orthodox Lamashtuans

Lantern Lodge

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gary: we're all going crazy, wanna come?

Lantern Lodge

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crystal: Also: The Watch Guard and the Watch Officer... which is which?

sara marie: one has a lunch box!

sara marie: his wife packed it for him

sara marie: she even cut the crusts off like he likes

ross: ...now I can't see a lantern any more. Only a boxed lunch

liz: What sammich did he get today?

crystal: His wife really loves him, and worries about his dangerous job

crystal: Every time adventurers roll into town, she has nightmares

The Exchange

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Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.


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Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

I am pretty sure they say that so much it just doesn't end up on this thread. Too common. ;)


I can see it happening in less than three months.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I really can't see it taking much more then a week..


Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...

Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...
Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.

These agents have been disavowed by the IMF.


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Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...
Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.

But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!

Scarab Sages

Justin Franklin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...
Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.
But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!

Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Aberzombie wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...
Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.
But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!
Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?

I don't see the point of building the sekrit moon base, without it!

Scarab Sages

Justin Franklin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Moorluck wrote:

Prediction.

Someone will say "FAWTL is awesome." before too long.

Justin Franklin wrote:
I really can't see it taking much more then a week...
Shush you two. It's called a "secret" 'cause it's a secret.
But I want to tell PMG we think we have imaginary funding for the sekrit moon base!!
Will we have enough left over for the orbital laser platform?
I don't see the point of building the sekrit moon base, without it!

And we can make it in the shape of a shark.

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