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thunderspirit wrote:
Haladir wrote:
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Wyntr wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: Everything is someone's fetish
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher I feel consoled that Liz has an entire house in Skyrim filled with cabbages.
Is anyone else disturbed with these being posted near each other? ;)
Just leaving this here.
GAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen. O_o

(No matter how many ice picks you plunge into your eye sockets.)

I totally need one of these!

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Sharaya [REDACTED] NEEDS MORE CHICKENS

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Ashley: Ma'am, we're going to need you to put the peanutbutter down.

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Gary up arrow

Gary carat

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Liz: I’ll be watching Facebook to make sure you’re lounging properly!


What's the ratio of real world talking versus instant messaging comments on here? I used to think it was mainly meatspeak, but now I think it's mainly cnp'ed transcripts.

Do you all work in the same room even?

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Dazylar wrote:
What's the ratio of real world talking versus instant messaging comments on here? I used to think it was mainly meatspeak, but now I think it's mainly cnp'ed transcripts.

We are a witty bunch, in the flesh or in the 0s and 1s.

Dazylar wrote:
Do you all work in the same room even?

Nope!


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Liz Courts wrote:
Dazylar wrote:
Do you all work in the same room even?
Nope!

Do you all work in the same room odd? :)

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its clearly an irrational imaginary number

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Lissa: Yeah everything looks up.
Kat: Give it a hug.
Kat: Maybe it's just having a hard day.


Dazylar wrote:

What's the ratio of real world talking versus instant messaging comments on here? I used to think it was mainly meatspeak, but now I think it's mainly cnp'ed transcripts.

Do you all work in the same room even?

Personally I think that listing messages that aren't spoken out loud in here is cheating, but that's just me. Otherwise my idea for what the Paizo office is like will be completely shattered, and I don't think I'm ready for that.

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Sara Marie: the magic of [redacted] hands

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money chris: Be sure to use this power for evil. I'll be very disappointed otherwise

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Christopher: Assaulted caramel: we scream at some sugar until it caramelizes


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Sara Marie wrote:
money chris: Be sure to use this power for evil. I'll be very disappointed otherwise

Does this mean Money Chris is a Disciple of Cosmo? And is that a widely-used archetype around the office?

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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christopher: Today's lesson: never perform surgery on yourself.


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
money chris: Be sure to use this power for evil. I'll be very disappointed otherwise
Does this mean Money Chris is a Disciple of Cosmo? And is that a widely-used archetype around the office?

Huzzah!


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Liz Courts wrote:
Dazylar wrote:
What's the ratio of real world talking versus instant messaging comments on here? I used to think it was mainly meatspeak, but now I think it's mainly cnp'ed transcripts.

We are a witty bunch, in the flesh or in the 0s and 1s.

Dazylar wrote:
Do you all work in the same room even?
Nope!

Well there is that really big room at PaizoCon.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Liz:[expletive redacted], I’m a TV Trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PromotedFanboy


So she was surfing TV Tropes at work? For shame... :P


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I think she just pulled it off Mark Seifter's blog intro

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Sharaya: it is under the maximum girth
Sharaya: it is under the maximum length
Sharaya: and I'm pretty sure it's well under 66 pounds

So, size DOES matter


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MagusJanus wrote:
So she was surfing TV Tropes at work? For shame... :P

You might be surprised just how many devious and deadly ideas a GM (and an RPG designer/developer) can get from some of those tropes pages.


No, I wouldn't. My players would love it if they could ever be surprised again ;)

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... Eeeeeexcellent ...

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cs erik: Now that we've terrified you, have a nice day!

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christopher: Keep brain inside head and unmushed.

katina: Well, I can't vouch for the unmushed part
katina: but inside of head is good.
katina: It is lightly scrambled, at the very least.


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Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Keep brain inside head and unmushed.

katina: Well, I can't vouch for the unmushed part
katina: but inside of head is good.
katina: It is lightly scrambled, at the very least.

OHHHHH NOOOOOO!

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Katina: He is disposable to me
Katina: I have many backup bears.

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Christopher: Jessica will eventually grow tired of their antics and sacrifice them to whatever dark god is keeping downstairs on schedule.
Sara Marie: I assumed SHE was the dark god keeping downstairs on schedule.
Jessica: I am its cleric. I do not control the schedule; I only channel its power.
Sara Marie: Either way, sacrifices go the same place then.


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Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Jessica will eventually grow tired of their antics and sacrifice them to whatever dark god is keeping downstairs on schedule.

Sara Marie: I assumed SHE was the dark god keeping downstairs on schedule.

How many dark gods do you have over there, anyway? I mean, we know that JJ is the overgod, and Cosmo is probably an Old One, but who else do we have to worry about?

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I cannot speak of the mysteries of my deity to the uninitiated, sorry.

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Cosmo wrote:

Liz:[expletive redacted], I’m a TV Trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PromotedFanboy

Sooner or later, everyone is. D:

No escape.

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Mikaze wrote:
Cosmo wrote:

Liz:[expletive redacted], I’m a TV Trope: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PromotedFanboy

Sooner or later, everyone is. D:

No escape.

... NO ESCAPE ...


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Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Today's lesson: never perform surgery on yourself.

If you can type afterwards, it's not proper surgery, just messing about with knives.


ulgulanoth wrote:
its clearly an irrational imaginary number

MUST . . . . RESIST . . . . . URGE . . . remaining . . . mathematical . . . knowledge . . . fading . . . wikipedia . . . search . . . tempting . . .

Phew! I nearly called you on that one!

Aaaah! Sweet ignorance :-)

Still, even without a search I'm pretty sure you can't get irrational imaginary numbers, unless you're MAKING ALL THIS STUFF UP AS YOU GO!!!!

Dammit! I succumbed. Kinda.

Associate Editor

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Jessica will eventually grow tired of their antics and sacrifice them to whatever dark god is keeping downstairs on schedule.

Sara Marie: I assumed SHE was the dark god keeping downstairs on schedule.
How many dark gods do you have over there, anyway? I mean, we know that JJ is the overgod, and Cosmo is probably an Old One, but who else do we have to worry about?

One more, after yesterday's Beginner Box-related aquatheosis...

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Judy Bauer wrote:
One more, after yesterday's Beginner Box-related aquatheosis...

Paizo will not replace copies of the Beginner's Box drowned in an attempt to become a god. Offer not available in all states. Some restrictions apply.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sharaya: it is under the maximum girth

Sharaya: it is under the maximum length
Sharaya: and I'm pretty sure it's well under 66 pounds

So, size DOES matter

Everything would've been fine without the word 'girth'.

Dark Archive

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Dazylar wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
its clearly an irrational imaginary number

MUST . . . . RESIST . . . . . URGE . . . remaining . . . mathematical . . . knowledge . . . fading . . . wikipedia . . . search . . . tempting . . .

Phew! I nearly called you on that one!

Aaaah! Sweet ignorance :-)

Still, even without a search I'm pretty sure you can't get irrational imaginary numbers, unless you're MAKING ALL THIS STUFF UP AS YOU GO!!!!

Dammit! I succumbed. Kinda.

root of -2


Liz Courts wrote:
Dazylar wrote:
What's the ratio of real world talking versus instant messaging comments on here? I used to think it was mainly meatspeak, but now I think it's mainly cnp'ed transcripts.
We are a witty bunch, in the flesh or in the 0s and 1s.

That does not answer my question! :-)


ulgulanoth wrote:
Dazylar wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
its clearly an irrational imaginary number

MUST . . . . RESIST . . . . . URGE . . . remaining . . . mathematical . . . knowledge . . . fading . . . wikipedia . . . search . . . tempting . . .

Phew! I nearly called you on that one!

Aaaah! Sweet ignorance :-)

Still, even without a search I'm pretty sure you can't get irrational imaginary numbers, unless you're MAKING ALL THIS STUFF UP AS YOU GO!!!!

Dammit! I succumbed. Kinda.

root of -2

Oh yeah, I get that equation. But that's a transcendental number. Irrational numbers are all real. So despite walking like an irrational, and talking like an irrational, because all irrationals are reals it fails straight away. No matter how infinite the decimals places get...

Or am I MAKING UP ALL THIS STUFF AS I GO!!!!!!?! :-)

Project Manager

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Judy Bauer wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Jessica will eventually grow tired of their antics and sacrifice them to whatever dark god is keeping downstairs on schedule.

Sara Marie: I assumed SHE was the dark god keeping downstairs on schedule.
How many dark gods do you have over there, anyway? I mean, we know that JJ is the overgod, and Cosmo is probably an Old One, but who else do we have to worry about?
One more, after yesterday's Beginner Box-related aquatheosis...

How privileged we were last night, to witness the birth of a new deity!

With cider.


Dazylar wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
Dazylar wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
its clearly an irrational imaginary number

MUST . . . . RESIST . . . . . URGE . . . remaining . . . mathematical . . . knowledge . . . fading . . . wikipedia . . . search . . . tempting . . .

Phew! I nearly called you on that one!

Aaaah! Sweet ignorance :-)

Still, even without a search I'm pretty sure you can't get irrational imaginary numbers, unless you're MAKING ALL THIS STUFF UP AS YOU GO!!!!

Dammit! I succumbed. Kinda.

root of -2

Oh yeah, I get that equation. But that's a transcendental number. Irrational numbers are all real. So despite walking like an irrational, and talking like an irrational, because all irrationals are reals it fails straight away. No matter how infinite the decimals places get...

Or am I MAKING UP ALL THIS STUFF AS I GO!!!!!!?! :-)

Ummm... yes. Wait... no... yes. That is my answer. I might have heard that one before. Not quite fair.


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Jessica Price wrote:
Judy Bauer wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Jessica will eventually grow tired of their antics and sacrifice them to whatever dark god is keeping downstairs on schedule.

Sara Marie: I assumed SHE was the dark god keeping downstairs on schedule.
How many dark gods do you have over there, anyway? I mean, we know that JJ is the overgod, and Cosmo is probably an Old One, but who else do we have to worry about?
One more, after yesterday's Beginner Box-related aquatheosis...

How privileged we were last night, to witness the birth of a new deity!

With cider.

The true drink of the gods.

...as long as it's not one of those blasphemous alcopops-by-another-name this country has been overrun by.

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robot chris: maybe the internet is magic

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CS Erik You could feed a Kaiju with that!

Cosmo You could feed a Kaiju TO that

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The TVTropes Abyss wrote:
Mikaze wrote:


Sooner or later, everyone is. D:

No escape.

... NO ESCAPE ...

...no escape? o.o

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Thank you Liz, I was going to be disappoint if that had not been linked yet.

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TOZ wrote:
Thank you Liz, I was going to be disappoint if that had not been linked yet.

^_^

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