Kyle Baird...you look different

[Painlord]

Kyle Baird.

Something is different about you. Something...regal? Refined?

New haircut? No?
Uh...teeth bleaching? No?
New shoes? No?
Decided to stop eating the souls of PFS characters and wearing their skins as trophies? No? Hmm...

You just seem more shiny than before. More commanding. Almost worthy of respect. Almost worthy of respect, truly.

Ah, that's it!!

4 stars.

4 piddlespotting stars!!

Wow.

Congrats.

-Pain

[Auke Teeninga]

Congrats!

[DarkWhite]

Welcome to the club, Kyle :)

[jjaamm]

CONGRATS!!!

[Doug Miles]

Congratulations Mr. Baird. You have paid your dues, and your 5th Star awaits you next month at PaizoCon. After "The Ritual", of course.

[TwilightKnight]

Doug Miles wrote:

After "The Ritual"

I see a lot of "Thank you sir may I have another" in Kyle's future.

Congrats Kyle...it's about time

[Hyrum Savage]

Congrats Kyle! Can't wait to subject you to the ritual in a few weeks. :)

[Elorebaen]

Well done Kyle.

[Todd Morgan]

Took you long enough!

In all seriousness, congrats.

[armac]

Way to go, Kyle!

[Scribbling Rambler]

Congrats!
You're getting more like Doug every day!
;)

[Thea Peters]

K Neil Shackleton wrote:

Congrats!

You're getting more like Doug every day!
;)

I'm waiting for him to get the same hair cut ..

Gratz :)

[Kyle Baird]

I'd like to give a special thanks to DougDoug. Without the world's greatest coordinator this wouldn't have been possible.

Thanks to every convention and game day coordinator who found me a table to run.

Thanks to every player who's sat at my table. Even the bad ones like Thea. ;-)

I'm looking forward to the profane ritual at PaizoCon. Just let me go first, okay? I don't want Jason Roeder's seconds.

[Kyle Baird]

Thea Peters wrote:

K Neil Shackleton wrote:

Congrats!

You're getting more like Doug every day!
;)

I'm waiting for him to get the same hair cut ..

Gratz :)

I'll consider if if I ever get that gray. :P

[Thea Peters]

Kyle Baird wrote:

I'd like to give a special thanks to DougDoug. Without the world's greatest coordinator this wouldn't have been possible.

Thanks to every convention and game day coordinator who found me a table to run.

Thanks to every player who's sat at my table. Even the bad ones like Thea. ;-)

I'm looking forward to the profane ritual at PaizoCon. Just let me go first, okay? I don't want Jason Roeder's seconds.

pfft .. I'm one of the good ones .. sheesh

[0gre]

Awesome, congrats Kyle.

[godsDMit]

Doug Miles wrote:

After "The Ritual", of course.

That movie SUCKED! If that's what people have to go through to get the 5th star, I dont want one ever. ;)

Congrats, Kyle!

[Mark Moreland]

Congrats, Kyle! I think this makes you the only non-VC 4-star GM! I look forward to testing you for the fifth star at PaizoCon.

[Kyle Baird]

Mark Moreland wrote:

Congrats, Kyle! I think this makes you the only non-VC 4-star GM! I look forward to testing you for the fifth star at PaizoCon.

As long as it's multiple choice, I'll be okay! (The answer's always C, right?) Is there a penalty for cheating off of Jason?

[Doug Miles]

Kyle Baird wrote:

As long as it's multiple choice, I'll be okay! (The answer's always C, right?) Is there a penalty for cheating off of Jason?

You wish. Word of advice, try not to eat any breakfast or lunch on Friday. Like surgery, the 5-Star test is safest when the subject has nothing in the stomach.

[Kyle Baird]

Doug Miles wrote:

Kyle Baird wrote:

As long as it's multiple choice, I'll be okay! (The answer's always C, right?) Is there a penalty for cheating off of Jason?

You wish. Word of advice, try not to eat any breakfast or lunch on Friday. Like surgery, the 5-Star test is safest when the subject has nothing in the stomach.

If it's Friday, then I'll be judged on the Grand Melee. Surely I'll be able to kill more PC's than any other GM in that slot. Victory is assured!

If it's Saturday, then it's the Midnight Mauler. I may have to let a PC or two survive that one.. I only wish I had a better GM when I played it the first time.

[Doug Miles]

Kyle Baird wrote:

Doug Miles wrote:

Kyle Baird wrote:

As long as it's multiple choice, I'll be okay! (The answer's always C, right?) Is there a penalty for cheating off of Jason?

You wish. Word of advice, try not to eat any breakfast or lunch on Friday. Like surgery, the 5-Star test is safest when the subject has nothing in the stomach.

If it's Friday, then I'll be judged on the Grand Melee. Surely I'll be able to kill more PC's than any other GM in that slot. Victory is assured!

If it's Saturday, then it's the Midnight Mauler. I may have to let a PC or two survive that one.. I only wish I had a better GM when I played it the first time.

I couldn't have been any worse than when I GMed Neil through Rescue at Azlant Ridge after drinking that Canadian paint thinner.

[Scribbling Rambler]

PaizoCon????

But I wanted to be there to heckle :{
I guess I don't need to pack my Green Man suit for GenCon...

EDIT: Really Doug, I thought I was GMed by Todd.

[Dragnmoon]

Kyle Baird wrote:

As long as it's multiple choice, I'll be okay! (The answer's always C, right?) Is there a penalty for cheating off of Jason?

You could always ask for the same test Doug Daulton got...;)

[Kyle Baird]

Dragnmoon wrote:

You could always ask for the same test Doug Daulton got...;)

Don't go starting that crap again!

[Kyle Baird]

Doug Miles wrote:

I couldn't have been any worse than when I GMed Neil through Rescue at Azlant Ridge after drinking that Canadian paint thinner.

Nah, you weren't that bad, even if your maps were only partially finished. Our downfall was our crappy players. BobBob and Thea in particular! We failed just about every objective in that scenario.

[Todd Morgan]

K Neil Shackleton wrote:

PaizoCon????

But I wanted to be there to heckle :{
I guess I don't need to pack my Green Man suit for GenCon...

EDIT: Really Doug, I thought I was GMed by Todd.

Wait a second....my GMing gets better when I drink, not worse. I take serious offense and will throw down my GM gauntlet at Origins. *shakes fist*

[Kyle Baird]

K Neil Shackleton wrote:

PaizoCon????

But I wanted to be there to heckle :{
I guess I don't need to pack my Green Man suit for GenCon...

EDIT: Really Doug, I thought I was GMed by Todd.

Bring it! I know BobBob will be going through the ritual there. And probably a few others (maybe even ToddTodd).

[Dragnmoon]

Todd Morgan wrote:

Wait a second....my GMing gets better when I drink, not worse. I take serious offense and will throw down my GM gauntlet at Origins. *shakes fist*

Todd, are you going to be at PaizoCon so I can learn from the master?..:)

[Doug Miles]

Dragnmoon wrote:

Todd, are you going to be at PaizoCon so I can learn from the master?..:)

Master of drinking or GMing?

[Scribbling Rambler]

Todd Morgan wrote:

Wait a second....my GMing gets better when I drink, not worse. I take serious offense and will throw down my GM gauntlet at Origins. *shakes fist*

So you are saying I must think your GMing is worse because I mistook Doug for you?

Wow... that's cold.

[Majuba]

Congratulations Kyle! Speaking as a representative of 1 of those 100... will you stop now?... please?

[KoelmanShow]

Impressive! Congrats!

[Dragnmoon]

Doug Miles wrote:

Dragnmoon wrote:

Todd, are you going to be at PaizoCon so I can learn from the master?..:)

Master of drinking or GMing?

Master of mixing them together!

[Kyle Baird]

Doug Miles wrote:

Dragnmoon wrote:

Todd, are you going to be at PaizoCon so I can learn from the master?..:)

Master of drinking or GMing?

Todd has levels in Drunken Game Master (unlike my levels in Antipaladin and Assassin*)

*my race comes with 3d6 sneak attack.

[Kyle Baird]

Majuba wrote:

Congratulations Kyle! Speaking as a representative of 1 of those 100... will you stop now?... please?

Just for that 'juba, I'm going to make sure you're at my table for the Grand Melee.