Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Samnell]

zylphryx wrote:

I believe I will welcome you back. :) And I believe Greasemonkey is a nice script for what you are looking for.

If you or a reasonably anthropomorphic representation of Google were within reach, I believe I would be offering several ways in which I could cause you pleasure.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I heard something. Nah, couldn't be anything of import

[Aberzombie]

I believe that some people are pissing in the wind over in a certain raucous distrubance thread.

I believe that trolls is gonna troll.

I believe it's the last day of my training class, and it's going to be interrupted by two phone conferences. :(

[DoctorSirnuts]

I believe that some people are just dicks.

[Crimson Jester]

I believe it is raining outside.

I do believe it will be cooler than the 113+ it has been.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe this long ass day is almost over

[Gruumash .]

I believe that its an hour and half before I can go home. Now that my stones have passed I can have that scotch which has been calling me name.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe I am finally home! Yay for keyboards and multi-windows!

Yay for my alternate to drinking!

I believe it will be 4:20 in 27 minutes ....

[Gruumash .]

alternate to drinking what is such a thing?

[Patrick Curtin]

Gruumash . wrote:

alternate to drinking what is such a thing?

Runs in from deck

When you can't afford a hangover or excess carbs, but like to unwind after a busy work-filled day ...

Runs back to deck

[Gruumash .]

Ah one can enjoy certian beverages without the said hangover and excess carbs, scotch for instance does not have alot of carbs compared to beer, rum is good too, as for the hangover part ... drinks water with it too.

[Gruumash .]

plus all the running in from the deck and back out you'll burn those calories right up ;).

Seriously how are things going on the Cape? Can't wait to get away at the end of thr month I will be down in Mattapoisett.

I went to Medieval Starship Games based on your suggestion and I have to say I like it. I picked up some new dice and a few other things. Doing my part to support the local gaming community.

[Patrick Curtin]

Gruumash . wrote:

plus all the running in from the deck and back out you'll burn those calories right up ;).

Seriously how are things going on the Cape? Can't wait to get away at the end of thr month I will be down in Mattapoisett.

I went to Medieval Starship Games based on your suggestion and I have to say I like it. I picked up some new dice and a few other things. Doing my part to support the local gaming community.

Good on you! I bought some minis and some compilation webcomix there to help the dude. Seriously, if I had my old job still I'd be there every lunch break (I worked like a mile from the exit)

The Cape is ...well, the Cape. Let's see, today I served many screaming tourist families baked goods. Then I rode along the eastern edge of Buzzards Bay and down into Woods Hole on my bike. On the way home, a dude took exception to me passing him and tailgated me with his busted-up F250 truck. Was looking for a fight, I am certain, but after I slammed the brakes on he kept his distance. I am assuming the bike on a rack on my car made me look like a tourist. I really can't wait until mid-September ...

Super-secret Orcish intel:

Spoiler:

I tried looking your FB page up, and there are a lot of Allan Parkers about, hard to tell which is you. Did you have a profile pic with your significant other?

[Patrick Curtin]

Gruumash . wrote:

Ah one can enjoy certian beverages without the said hangover and excess carbs, scotch for instance does not have alot of carbs compared to beer, rum is good too, as for the hangover part ... drinks water with it too.

For me to get an alcohol buzz, I will get a hangover. Otherwise it is wasted effort. I have a weird chemistry. It's either sober or pissass dronk.

[Aberzombie]

I believe a goblin with a man crush is...creepy.

[Patrick Curtin]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe a goblin with a man crush is...creepy.

I believe you are right. I also believe it is best to nip these things in the bud, so to speak.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I believe it's been too long since I did my drinking in Schulz's Biergarten!

[Aberzombie]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe a goblin with a man crush is...creepy.

I believe you are right. I also believe it is best to nip these things in the bud, so to speak.

I believe you are correct. I believe I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter and learn how. It's for......a friend.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Ah one can enjoy certian beverages without the said hangover and excess carbs, scotch for instance does not have alot of carbs compared to beer, rum is good too, as for the hangover part ... drinks water with it too.

For me to get an alcohol buzz, I will get a hangover. Otherwise it is wasted effort. I have a weird chemistry. It's either sober or pissass dronk.

I believe that is one of the saddest things I've ever heard. ::Starts emptying coconuts of milk and replacing them with high proof liquor::

[Patrick Curtin]

Aberzombie wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe a goblin with a man crush is...creepy.

I believe you are right. I also believe it is best to nip these things in the bud, so to speak.

I believe you are correct. I believe I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter and learn how. It's for......a friend.

I believe it is simple.

Phase I: Ask nicely not to be involved in any immature goblin shenanigans

Phase II: ??

Phase III: PROFIT!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I believe that the sticking point is always finding the right phase to hook I up to III.

[Aberzombie]

I believe it's sad that decent, fun-loving posters get driven away from this site because of trolls and their b+*!&!~*.

[DoctorSirnuts]

DoctorSirnuts wrote:

I believe that some people are just dicks.

Check that. I believe that some people are self-righteous, egotistical, smarmy dicks.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that some people really shouldn't be in charge of anything.

[Gruumash .]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

plus all the running in from the deck and back out you'll burn those calories right up ;).

Seriously how are things going on the Cape? Can't wait to get away at the end of thr month I will be down in Mattapoisett.

I went to Medieval Starship Games based on your suggestion and I have to say I like it. I picked up some new dice and a few other things. Doing my part to support the local gaming community.

Good on you! I bought some minis and some compilation webcomix there to help the dude. Seriously, if I had my old job still I'd be there every lunch break (I worked like a mile from the exit)

The Cape is ...well, the Cape. Let's see, today I served many screaming tourist families baked goods. Then I rode along the eastern edge of Buzzards Bay and down into Woods Hole on my bike. On the way home, a dude took exception to me passing him and tailgated me with his busted-up F250 truck. Was looking for a fight, I am certain, but after I slammed the brakes on he kept his distance. I am assuming the bike on a rack on my car made me look like a tourist. I really can't wait until mid-September ...

Super-secret Orcish intel: ** spoiler omitted **

super-secret orcish intel spoiler:

: Exactly

Good for you not getting in a fight but getting across your point. Sometimes people can be ...well not fun.

What place do you work at? Sounds like it is really close to my parents place then. I love early October usually you still have a few nice days and the water can still be warm.

[Patrick Curtin]

I work in a bakery in Cataumet. I'll shoot you a friend req on Fb

[Aberzombie]

I believe my plans for tomorrow are effectively ruined.

[TheWhiteknife]

Crimson Jester wrote:

I believe it is raining outside.

I do believe it will be cooler than the 113+ it has been.

CJ, you are in Texas, right?

Did it finally rain there? I hope you get more, you guys need it.

[Gruumash .]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I work in a bakery in Cataumet. I'll shoot you a friend req on Fb

for Orcs and their friends only:

I did not get the freind request you can shoor me an email [e-mail].

[Aberzombie]

I believe the grass has been cut.

I believe it's time to go get a shower.

[Crimson Jester]

TheWhiteknife wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

I believe it is raining outside.

I do believe it will be cooler than the 113+ it has been.

CJ, you are in Texas, right?

Did it finally rain there? I hope you get more, you guys need it.

No I am not. I am in Kansas. We did finally get some rain. We got 3 heavy thunderstorms with 60+ MPH strait line winds. Thankfully no Tornado's that I am aware of. The river is 1/4 of the way full and starting to grow grass on the sandbars.

[Crimson Jester]

Gruumash . wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I work in a bakery in Cataumet. I'll shoot you a friend req on Fb

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

I looked as well and was unable to find you

[Gruumash .]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I work in a bakery in Cataumet. I'll shoot you a friend req on Fb

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

For orcs eyes only:

Strange well if you want to touch base with me [e-mail] My facebook is Allan Parker, Newton MA near Boston its a picture of me and my wife to be she is wearing a teal colored shirt straight hair me I am smiling dumbly light blue polo wavy brown somewhat curly hair.

[Crimson Jester]

Gruumash . wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Gruumash . wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I work in a bakery in Cataumet. I'll shoot you a friend req on Fb

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

I think I found you. sent a request

[Patrick Curtin]

Gruumash . wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I work in a bakery in Cataumet. I'll shoot you a friend req on Fb

** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:

Done. Look for spamreef [At] hotmail {dOt} com

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that the days are too short to get anything done.

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

I don't drink.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that, one day, users of the internet will be able to enjoy their time without the constant crapping of trolls.

[The Thing from Beyond the Edge]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that, one day, users of the internet will be able to enjoy their time without the constant crapping of trolls.

Isn't that something one might be more likely to believe after starting to drink than before?

[Aberzombie]

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that, one day, users of the internet will be able to enjoy their time without the constant crapping of trolls.

Isn't that something one might be more likely to believe after starting to drink than before?

Yes, but I want to give hope to those who might not ever start drinking. Poor bastards.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that this weekend was pretty much wasted.

[Patrick Curtin]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that this weekend was pretty much wasted.

I believe that it is time to begin another work week, yet I haven't had the time to finish 1/10 of what I needed to. Stoopid 24hr days ...

[Gary Teter]

I believe I have worked an entire day without writing a single line of code.

I believe I have a headache.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I find it weird that not writing code would give someone a headache.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that I am pissy from having boiling hot coffee dripped on my skull earlier. I believe that I shall remain in primary lurk mode for a while .

*blink*

*lurk*

*blink*

[Aberzombie]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I believe that I am pissy from having boiling hot coffee dripped on my skull earlier.

I believe OUCH?

[zylphryx]

I believe a week at the coast makes the first day back pass at the speed of a static glacier.

I believe boiling hot coffee on my skull may have sped the day up a little.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'd like, if at all possible, to henceforth avoid missing a Monday of work because I'm sick.

[Gruumash .]

I believe stress is starting to overwhelm my fiance becasue the wedding is 11 days away. Thus I am starting to get stressed.

[Kryzbyn]

I believe that's stress by proxy.