I believe we're all just people.
I believe I need a more evidence of that than just blind faith.
I believe everyone needs to form a line in front of the Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother's Little Helper Mohiam and place a hand/hoof/paw/tentacle in the nerve induction box. If they cannot withstand the pain to satisfaction as tears go by, then they get stabbed with the Mik Jabbar... the needle with a drop of poison on its tip that kills only beasts of burden.
I believe I might have become different enough from the standard of normality that "human" might not even apply to me anymore.
I believe blind faith is just faith to the blind.
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I believe children are our future .... and very tasty. Sorry forgot the rest of the song and I am hungry.
Do you believe in love at first sight
It's an illusion I don't care
Do you believe I can make you feel better
Too much confusion come on over here...
NE alchemist's beliefs:
"I believe fate is lying grey-skinned white-haired b**** and no amount of proclaiming its influence and importance in this scenario will convince me to eat 25 fluid ounces of capsaicin."
"I believe E=MC2. I say I believe instead of know because I have no idea how this equation is applied eludes me, however. Found it in a piece of extra dimensional paper."
"I believe alcohol is the one instance where scientific nomenclature and layman terms became one and the same. Now if only the rest of the world were to show the same fascination for the rest of reality, we might actually achieve something."
"I believe people taste delicious, but will hesitate enough to remember that it needs to be cooked first."
"I also believe I will ask politely before killing, then depending on the person, will kill anyways."
"I believe people deserve to be given a chance to show they can be worth something before being tossed aside for the daemons to gorge on. After their 6 birthday, however, all bets are off."
"I believe cadaverine is an effective way to piss off everyone you're drinking with. Simply because it does not affect you does not mean that your companions will appreciate your demonstration of applied science."
"I believe resiniferatoxin is NOT a good choice to condiment food with."
"I believe I prepared alchemist's kindness for tomorrow. I hope."
I believe, like, Freehold should just lay off the snow and junk already.
I believe that I learned that putting 205-75 tires on an Elantra that shipped with 195-65 really doesn't work (rubs the wheel well in the front when turning, rubs the suspension mounts in the back), no matter how good the deal on the tires was.
I believe that while I was pretty handy putting new tires on my bicycle rims as a kid, that skill set has degraded quite significantly when it comes to putting new tires on car rims.
I believe these Aleve really aren't working on my back.
I believe I wish I had a beer or two in the fridge right now.
I believe that waiting in a doctors office is hellaciously boring despite Internet access
I believe I'd like to raise a few glasses in toast to a good person who was driven off for no fault of their own.
I believe I wish had something stronger on hand than a Guinness and a couple Newkie Browns to do those toasts.
I believe I'm feeling tired, frustrated, and old.
I believe that pretense is the cornerstone of civilization.
I believe that deserves an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!
I believe that it is ALMOST time for Spring Break.
I believe I am looking forward to it. A lot.
I believe this will be my last week off, (possibly DAY off) until after June.
I believe I should make the most of it then.
I believe I will participate in the swinging of steel weapons and consumption of alcohol to celebrate.
(I believe that doing those together might be a BAD idea!) >.<
I believe my choice of ingestible toxin is Hard Cider.
I believe I am running out of things to proclaim that I believe in at the moment.
I believe I shall return when I have have more to proclaim my belief in.
I believe that you are all quite capable of carrying on until I return!
I'm a jerk, and sometimes beer makes me feel like less of one.
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I believe circle jerks can sometimes be a good thing.
And how!
I believe in Crystal Light
'Cause I believe in ..ME!
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I believe all spammers should be flayed alive, their rotting carcasses hung on high as a warning to others.
I believe that's entirely too lenient for them. Still, I believe I'm not opposed to letting House Bolton have a go at them.
I believe all spammers should be flayed alive, their rotting carcasses hung on high as a warning to others.I believe this needs repeating, but let's include some time spent alone with a horny mountain gorilla on crack.
I believe even crack-addicted horny mountain gorillas would probably have better taste than to do nudge nudge wink wink with a spammer.
Unless nudge nudge wink wink in gorilla translates to "Treat me like a piece of luggage."
I believe focus is your friend in this situation. I hadn't seen any of this spammer's handiwork until I defocussed out of curiosity. He doesn't seem to hit the few OTD thread I watch.