Beliefs I accept before I start drinking

[Aberzombie]

I believe sometimes, my boss sends me to meetings specifically to drive me insane.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today is going to suck several types of ass.

[Aberzombie]

I believe yesterday was not as bad as I thought it would be.

However, I believe next week is going to suck big, hairy donkey balls.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I made good use of the flagging option and the hide feature this morning.

I believe some people can't help but start threads aimed at creating a flame war.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe once again I will toast Our Glorious PMG and his sweet lateral-thinking solution to the knotty Internet Jerkwad OTD Grar problem. Hide function away!

[Aberzombie]

I believe today started sucking last night.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe today is an awesome ...no a FAWESOME day. Monday or no.

[Celestial Healer]

I believe I could go for some good news.

[Aberzombie]

I believe today started sucking like it was a Monday.

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I believe I could go for some good news.

I haven't found a need to cut someone's arm off with a rusty butter knife and then use said limb to beat its original owner to death.......yet.

[Patrick Curtin]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I believe I could go for some good news.

I believe today is the first day of Spring! That's my good news for the day!

[Gruumash .]

I believe that I get to go on vacation in 30 minutes.

[Gruumash .]

I believe I am going to have a few beers perhaps some vino as well tonight and some game playing.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that it has already been a long day, and I've got about 8 more hours of it to go.

[Gruumash .]

I believe this last half hour is lasting forever.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I believe some of us need protean avatars for new aliases.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I believe the grilled cheese & bacon with french fries was the right choice for lunch.

I believe I rather like Smithwicks and wish I had tried it much sooner.

[Acolyte of Leafar the Loved]

Gruumash . wrote:

I believe that I get to go on vacation in 30 minutes.

Enjoy your vacation, heathen.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that while yesterday was long, it was very much accomplishment oriented.

I believe that my next work shift will be not as long, and even more productive.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I wish troll threads annoyed some people as much as parody threads.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

I believe that I was unfairly robbed of the chance to post more Pogues links.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

MacCormick and Richard Tauber are singing by the bed
There's a glass of punch below your feet and an angel at your head
There's devils on each side of you with bottles in their hand
You need one more drop of poison and you'll dream of foreign lands

When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death train as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
And you decked some f@*#ing blackshirt who was cursing all the Y---

At the sick bed of Cuchulainn, we'll kneel and say a prayer
For the ghosts are rattling at the door and the devil's in the chair

And in the Euston Tavern you screamed and (????) your shout
But they wouldn't give you service, so you kicked the windows out
They dragged you out into the street and kicked you in the brain
So you walked back in through a bolted door and did it all again

At the sick bed of Cuchulainn, we'll kneel and say a prayer
For the ghosts are rattling at the door and the devil's in the chair

You remember that foul evening when you heard the banshees howl
There was lazy, drunken bastards singing 'Billy in the Bowl'
They took you up to midnight Mass and left you in the lurch
So you dropped a button in the plate and spewed up in the church

Now you sing a song of liberty for blacks and P-- and jocks (?)
And they'll take you from this dump you're in and stick you in a box
Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground
Will you stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round!"

At the graveside of Cuchulainn, we'll kneel around and pray
And God is in His Heaven, and Billy's down by the bay

[Aberzombie]

I believe that even the chat room was dead. Now I feel truly alone.

[Patrick Curtin]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe that even the chat room was dead. Now I feel truly alone.

*blink*

I believe you aren't alone zombeh! Of course, I gotta fly in about 5 mins, but hey, your monkey cohort is here to up the ECL of this encounter to 11!!!!!!!11!!!!

[Aberzombie]

MONKEY!!!!!!!

[Patrick Curtin]

ZOMBEH! I believe I am ready for my Paizo vacation now.

Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?

[Aberzombie]

Don't leave me MONKEY!!!!!

which sounds really weird when I say it outloud

[Aberzombie]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

ZOMBEH! I believe I am ready for my Paizo vacation now.

Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?
Is it July yet?

That month cannot come soon enough. I'd offer you a beer, but as we are several states away from each other....

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe if I do not leave now, many nurses and doctors will not get their morning coffee, thus causing much sleepyness-related accidental amputations. Thus, my concience dictates I must be away. I will check in via iBorg once the ground bean water is distributed into its containers.

MONKEY AWAY!

*blink*

[Aberzombie]

NOOOOOooooooo........

[Patrick Curtin]

*blink*

I believe the Coffee is made, muffins arranged, monkey at station with big smile. Let's kick this Thursday in the nuts, shall we?

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe the breakfast rush is done.
Medical personnel caffeinated: check
Patients sugared up: check
Monkey tired: double check

[aeglos]

Doodlebug Anklebiter wrote:

[i]MacCormick and Richard Tauber are singing by the bed

There's a glass of punch below your feet and an angel at your head
There's devils on each side of you with bottles in their hand
You need one more drop of poison and you'll dream of foreign lands

When you pissed yourself in Frankfurt and got syph down in Cologne
And you heard the rattling death train as you lay there all alone
Frank Ryan bought you whiskey in a brothel in Madrid
And you decked some f*!@ing blackshirt who was cursing all the Y---

I believe i love that song

[Aberzombie]

I believe....wait! Too late! Already drinking.

[Aberzombie]

I believe my crises of the past few days has now past. At least I hope so.

I believe, however, I will not be holding my breath.

I believe I'll know the real answer tomorrow, around noon.

[Doodlebug Anklebiter]

Aberzombie wrote:

I believe....wait! Too late! Already drinking.

I believe it's funny because it's true.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that another Friday has come, yet there is no time ...no time ...

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Don't believe in the sixties
The golden age of pop
You glorify the past
When the future dries up

Heard a singer on the radio
Late last night
Says he's gonna kick the darkness
Till it bleeds daylight
I
I
Believe in love

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm looking forward to getting back to some real work today. I love my job!

[Aberzombie]

I believe that sometimes, for no reason that I am capable of detecting, I take a shine to someone.

I believe that some things are best left avoided, lest they disturb my already fragile piece of mind.

[Turin the Mad]

I believe that today is a good day to get royally schnockered.

Lacking player characters to kill horribly and manifold, I have to settle for "pre-planned BBEG tactics".

*sniffs*

Are there any brains around? I need a souffle...

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe that waking up on a Sunday and seeing 40-degree cloudy rainy weather sucks the proverbial root.

[Aberzombie]

I believe I'm in a similar boat, Patrick. Minus the 40 degrees part. It's in the low 60s here.

[Garydee]

I believe that someone stole an air conditioner from me after I evicted them. I believe I'm going stomp the living crap out of someone if/when I find them.

[Aberzombie]

I believe that I cannot wait to get the f@*@ out of Virginia.

[Aberzombie]

I believe, now that I'm home and back in the office, I once again miss being on the road.

[Aberzombie]

I believe the flag feature and the hide feature are two of the best inventions ever!

[Gruumash .]

I believe I love me new car.

[Aberzombie]

I believe.....checks again.....yep, still loving the hide feature. Bye bye trolls.

[Patrick Curtin]

I believe it certainly makes for a better OTD experience. The debaters get their debates, the gamers get their silliness and all is well in the world.